Please stop stop stop. The speculation will go on around us without us having to explicitly detail it here. Can we "rise above" this kinda stuff please?
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Please stop stop stop. The speculation will go on around us without us having to explicitly detail it here. Can we "rise above" this kinda stuff please?
"Can we "rise above" this kinda stuff please?"
Dan Mullen will be Floridas next coach. Leave Rich Rod out of it.
what my Florida fan GM is saying. Mullen. He was also unaware of the previous debunked McGee rumors, though says they are going to need a new OC as well.
wow. that seems crazier that Auburn hiring a losing coach from Iowa State.
Thats Dan Hawkins
are you asking me to "Raise You Up?"
Normally I don't have this problem, but i couldn't find an image on google to describe how much I hate this (and every subsequent and identical) thread.
why has nobody pasted any?
This is what ND fans do everytime a successful "hot" coach either gets the axe, retires, or is somehow open to taking on another program.
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This was not the thread I was looking to start.
But grape kool aid on a hot summer day is refreshing.
Once I had so much Ecto Cooler (Ghostbusters) at one of my early birthday parties that my urine came out green. You wouldn't believe how scared I was.
Ecto Cooler was the best ever. Me not choosing to write about Ecto Cooler was the biggest worst (see above) decision I have ever made. My bad.
choosing to find a pic for my last post was my worst decision ever. I wish I could posbang your post eleventy billion times.
Searched for it on ebay a few years back.
buying Ecto Cooler Kool Aid on eBay
There's NOTHING as refreshing as 15 year old Ecto Cooler that's been inexplicably sitting in a total strangers house unopened for that entire period of time. Trust me, you'll be fine!!
This subthread is side-splitting. That was some good sh**!
2006-era "Steve don't eat it ( link ) is about eating the contents of an un-opened box of Urkel-O's from 1991.
The problem with posting all these funny comments in threads a lot of people don't want is that I keep reading them.
Well, it was more for the nostalgic purpose at that point. But I wonder what color my urine would have been had I found some and drank it?
According to the interwebs, you can make your own. With alcohol, as a bonus. The way it reads, it can't be good. But, I'll give it a whirl and post an all juice thread.
sir are a god. I am making it this weekend. Although if I try to drink so much my piss turns green again, I will probably miss it due to alcohol poisoning.
The best part is you can go in knowing that your pee will turn green, 20 ounces of Vodka later, meltdown may very well ensue.
After a particularly rough St. Patrick's day my junior year I was horrified after getting off the pot to see that I'd just dropped a neon green deuce. In my hungover state it took me a while to put two and two together and realize the green beer was the culprit, but for a frightening few moments I was completely convinced I had just pooped out a chunk of Kryptonite.
Can be a dangerous day for solid and liquid waste. That is when Ecto Cooler got me...hence the green juice.
even better when drunks arrive at the ER morning of march 18 with green piss... they are FREAKED out and its everything we could do from errupting in laughter.
What the fuck is juice?
Better juice than shit.
this thread is much more dressed up with juice
Man swallowing a glove.
I want some purple drank!
Gimme some damn apple drank.....What the heck is Juice?
Lol... Purple stuff!!!! I miss the chappelle show
You need some commas in that last sentence or something.
That would break the post's theme. It works better as it is.
Commas are the biggest worst decision ever to use in a blog post.
Dumb and Dumber gets a +1 from me
I still like bacon.
Someone shoot me now!
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RR is on his way to Gainesville right now...
I think Dee Hart has masterminded this whole thing.
If that doesn't encompass the crap that is being written in what 5 threads now I do not know what does.
Why stop your speculation there.... What if he doesn't get fired and leaves UM for Flordia.
Then touche to Rodriguez. Fooled all of us.
With all the BS he has had to endure in his three years here would you blame him. We have an extremely young team with almost everyone coming back, went 7-5 despite injuries, transfers, and an early entrant to the NFL destroying our secondary, our best defender spent more than half the season hobbling around on bad ankles due to chop blocks, and our AD wants to wait until after the bowl game to evaluate despite having some very significant recruits who are interested in us and want to enroll early.
Wouldn't it be funny if RR bolted and Denard followed along with others, our pipeline into Florida burst, and we ended up with a nobody coach who had a month to recruit.
If RR does leave for Florida or elsewhere, I wouldn't blame him for a second.
A lot of people have treated him like shit the day he got here.
Just go away. I don't care if it's to Florida or somewhere else; just stop making new posts.
I love that there is a thread about Meyer resigning to come to Michigan and one about RR heading to Florida. The bowls can't start soon enough.
My thread about Meyer coming was just stating what other people were saying...Not personal speculation and I was actually quite disgusted that peeps had already started calling for it...
Wasn't meant as a shot at you, Brew. I know you were just the messenger (and an unhappy one at that, given the suicide picure). Honestly, I find the whole thing more amusing than anything else. I've always enjoy watching the chaos and speculation that an announcement like this brings. I just sort of want to start talking about football again.
he should definitely check out Ybor City, good fish tacos there. also, South Beach. Skip Disney, but def go to Cape Canaveral.
Last I heard, Rich Rod was still "All In".
you sir are mistaken. according to house rules, after going all in you cannot call for a raise.
MODS!!!!! This guy needs -10000.
Why does everyone get so pissed with this type of thread. There is no football on right now and this is entertaining. I love this stuff.
There are 4 other threads already talking about this.
They are all entertaining!
clip always cheers up my day. I don't know if it is the disgust in the guy who talks the most or the fact that leroy just takes off after being tired of listening to him.
I love this clip. My favorite part is the leader disgustedly saying "G-dammit Leroy." I laugh at this every time.
The royal smugness of the "leader" is what always makes me giggle. The South Park episode lampooning WoW did a great job capturing that
But its old. I was pissed at Howard yesterday when he talked right over the best part.
It could be argued that Florida is a better job than UofM if Florida and if Coach Rodriguez is offered, many would justify his taking the job. Since FL knows their coach is in his last game they have nothing to lose by finding and announcing their new hire ASAP. Brandon is running out of time to wait unless he is absolutely certain what he is going to do with the coaching decision. With the changing landscape, Rich Rodriguez now has more chips to play at the table.
Sorry, I didn't like anything about this post. Didn't he just say he "wanted to be a michigan man." ??? He wouldn't leave unless he got fired at which point I wouldn't blame him for taking the job.
Can a wolverine engineer please invent a time machine so I can fast forward to "the decision"? I can't take this $hit anymore!!!
I can help im an electrical engineer. Im sure if we get a couple other engineers together we can get something going soon
I'll do what I can
If you are the girl in your avatar, I highly doubt your cababilities, but I'm willing to watch.
mgmt is demanding
1) $50K ========>Meals and overtime for existing developers
2) $10K ========>Larger monitors for increased productivity
3) $1 Quadrillion=>Time machine so that when we complete at the end of Q2, we can go back to Q1
This week has been so nice with everyone getting distracted by the Gator Bowl and not talking about our coach's job...
...why did it have to end?
it is always the kids with barely over 100 pts to post dumbass shit like this
Yeah where's mathlete when you need him? I'm thinking a chart with post count on the bottom and awfulness on the vertical axis. There's definitely a bubble around the 100 to 500 point range
No man, it's been across the board by numerous posters and different point totals. I'll give you the majority but def not all of these posters have had low point totals.
Sir what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent post was there anything close to being considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
I would award you points if I could but I'm not important enough.
You're important enough in my book and that's what matters.
+1 for all Billy Madison references.
+1 from a man who cannot presently act on this +1ing impulse.
I'm not saying the sentiment was nice, however. I am just praising the execution.
For using a picture of Roberto Mancini.
We need the mods to leave their day jobs until this post crisis has subsided and take care of business ASAP!
Problem every single thing in the news is a crisis here.
I guessed 55. Thought the negs would have been here sooner.
The real question, though, is why did you create this thread? You just got to the trusted level. Why do people keep making bad choices when they get the power to create threads? I just don't understand. Don't throw yourself into it with what you later find out is a ridiculous post. Hang out for a while, get a feel for the board, and only then post something you think the board needs.
I guess that's what it all comes down to: why would the board need this thread? I can't imagine any answers to that question that would seem reasonable. Granted, of course, that that's just me.
Because I hate threads like this, and commenting on it just makes it float towards the top and get more exposure.
Well played sir
I have zero knowledge on Florida and their coaching search, but I can almost guarantee Dan Mullen gets the job. If not, it will be Charlie Strong.
Belichek to Florida, book it.
Couldn't think of anything else to write on this dbl post
derp derp derp derp
Clicking on this thread is the biggest worst mistake I've made all day.
Please make this stop btw
Leave me with no remorse for going back to neg past posts. Completely warranted. I encourage everyone to do the same.
Maybe if Mullen goes to Florida, then RR will leave early to coach at Mississippi State!!!!! AGAINST US!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
And because of mgoblog's love affair with all things depressing...
Florida would never consider RR. The past three years would make it hard to find a job on a somewhat successful team. Maybe Texas Tech.
I spoke to a former Florida football player, who has ties to the Florida Athletic Department, this afternoon. His comment: "Speaking for myself, I want no part of Rodriguez and I think I can safely say that virtually everyone in the athletic department feels the same way." If that's the case, it doesn't speak well for Rodriguez' reputation nationally right now. By the way, he said, that they're all in for Mullen.
I have been probably one of the loudest critic of those that come onto these threads - which are clearly aboput the CC topic - and post nasty comments, stupid pictures, cartoons, cats or boobs (ok, I like the boobs, but who doesn't).
But on this post, and the other stupid posts that simply say, "hey, Florida needs a coach. Meyer is unemployed. DUDE!! OMG!! EITHER MICHIGAN WILL GET MEYER OR RR WILL GO TO FLORIDA": please bring Bolivia to these people. I get wanting to talk about a big decision relating to our program but this - this amounts to morons sharing their brain farts. Please make it stop.
This is a call to profitgoblue to bring back his ACT or to at least come up with a new one about threads like this.
I've been hammering away behind the scenes like you advocated so passionately. You asked and you received and now you want my services again? I'm not a rag doll to be tossed around and then picked up when you need some love!
It has gotten so ridiculous at this point I go on threads like this just to see what you guys come up with to say: "Oh Shit, not again."
illustrating every reason i don't read message boards. sheesh.
Is there functionally that would allow the board to auto-delete posts through a certain number of negs?
That additional level of self policing could help clean things up.
Where is the fun in that???
come on now. You can't call yourself a fan, if you make a thread like this. Wow first Miami speculation then this. How about "hey RR is our coach and is staying that way"! So sick of these threads, guess im one of the few ones HAPPY that Michigan is back in a bowl. I think we should make a change. You can't make threads unless your at 500 or 1000 mgopoints, after the bowl and the DB decision then let these fake fans make their threads!
it's called the Gator bowl.
If anything can break Brandon's - wait until the season's over stance the coaching musical chairs that is about to begin just might do it. Miami and Florida as the head line schools with openings - betting that Dan Mullen (Miss State) gets a nice raise offer right about ..... now!
This was my favorite part:
If he does get fired and goes to Florida I'll laugh because Michigan will have made the biggest worst coaching job decision ever.
That's one hell of a sentence you just put together, kid.
Florida would win that honor...
The phrase "biggest worst" actually does a great job of summarizing this post.
Maybe the world is going to end?
I'm not sure if it was debunked, but didn't Michigan's OC visit Florida? This was originally thought to be an interview for the OC position/Rodriguez helping out his people with soft landings, but perhaps it was something else.
Thank you for the stupid ass post.
I wouldn't be shocked if RR bolted for Florida, given the opportunity. He was dissatisfied with the powers that be in WV, so he ditched them. Why not here?
However, to completely absolve him from blame is retarded.
Hiring/recruiting/overseeing a completely dissolved Defense, falls entirely on his shoulders. Injuries or not.
I am so tired of people painting him as the victim.
...there is 0 chance he gets the Florida job. Zero.
There are so many people off the Florida coaching tree, many of them would be excellent candidates.
I kind of want to see Les Miles go to Florida, just for Spencer Hall's reaction.
but if he is fired after the bowl game (which i dont think is likely) that we should trade him for Urban Meyer, because you know he's not done coaching. He just wants out of the SEC.
who would you rather have? Meyer or Harbaugh?
I'd rather have Meyer, because he's proven he can run the spread offense. Harbaugh is a great coach, but he would have to rebuild the team. Meyer would already have it set for the most part from RR.
He hasn't burnt out yet.
Why would Florida, a place that could hire any coach out there, want a coach that got fired for not succeeeding at Michigan? They would get so much backlash from making that move!
What if Dan Mullen takes the Florida job? MSU could play really hard to prove they "don't need Mullen," or they could just go FTS and have no focus. Obviously, as a MIchigan fan, I would be hoping for the latter. It would be a lot of fun to see Michigan romp over a discombobulated MSU in the Gator Bowl.
He kind of has to be offered the job first.
You think they'd aggressively go after a coach who's been on the hot seat for a couple years when they could have pretty much their pick? Doubt it. Should M fire RR (hope not), then JH is our best bet and the most likely candidate, but in reality Florida is a more solid program and more attractive to the better coaching candidates. RR would not be on their list, unless it was for Offensive Coordinator.
that Brandon isn't going to fire RR. Even so, your statement really underestimates Michigan. Florida is a good program. One of the best in the last 10 years. But, the tradition, the money put into the facilities and program, the general patience of the administration and fanbase, at really far more appealing to attract a coach looking for a long time tenure than in Florida. At the same time, the fanbase and some alumni of Florida were ready to fire Urban after this year. Pretty amazing considering the recent track record.
That's why they fired Wannstadt today......(Sarcasm!!!!)
Miami or Pitt. Just sayin'.
I don't know if Florida would hire a coach with a losing record the last 3 seasons. Plus RR wouldn't escape scrutiny coaching at Florida. Their fanbase is definitely not as patient as ours.