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This is my favorite from one of the articles

In the past four years, the university has doubled the number of portable toilets available on game days, she said. On Saturday, there will be more than 90 port-a-loos -- about the same as last season.

But because officials anticipate large crowds, a contractor will clean them at midday, said Mike Penner assistant athletic director for event management. Ohio State has never done that before.

"Ohio State has never done that before"  Its as if cleaning johns at midday is something to aspire to, or some magical strategy that only they could have come up with.  Did they consult professors at the city and regional planning program to come up with this?

90 Johns on game day.  Simple math says thats about 1 john for every 1100 ticketed people.  Add in non ticketed tailgaters and thats about 1 john per 1500.  More amazing is that this number is double what it was 4 years ago.

I bet there are at lest 90 johns just at the golf course for our games.  There are Johns just about everywhere here but there are still long lines.  No wonder they have an epidemic of cooler poopers down there.  I can't believe it's not worse than it is.

For any buckeye trolls who may be reading, here's a good solution for you.  Go on ebay and buy the cheapest used coolers you can find.  If you find yourself unable to wait in line after 15 Busch Lights, and 1/2 pound of peanut butter buckeye balls you can confidently crap in your cheap cooler and just leave it behind.  I might even suggest bringing a backup cooler or 2.  Good luck.