I Love Michigan State...
because their fans, students and alumni seem to make it a life's goal to "hate" everything that has to do with the University of Michigan
because they haven't put together a winning streak against us in over 40 years
because they have only beaten us 8 times in the past 30 years
because they are "Moo U"
because "Ann Arbor is a Whore." Seriously???
because MSU girls are way hotter than Michigan girls
because Michigan girls are ugly
because MSU is a waaay better party school than Michigan
because "I got into Michigan, but chose to go to MSU because...."
because East Lansing has no personality
because Mark Dantonio led a "moment of silence" when Michigan lost to AppState
because Mark Dantonio really dissed Mike Hart (about his height). Snap!!!!
because of Mark Dantonio's constant scowl
because Mark Dantonio hasn't won a game since his contract was extended
because Mark Dantonio "owns" the state of Michigan
because Mark Dantonio is a guy with a lot of class
because the "Pride comes before the fall"
because they are 1-3
because they have the third best QB combo in the state of Michigan (Stafford and Culpepper actually won a meaningful game)
because they have no wins in the last five games against FBS opponents
because they show up for big games
because the Ingham County Prison Warden is Dantonio's own Mike Barwis (here's to you, Glenn Winston)
because they've made it to four Rose Bowls in their illustrious football history
because they love to remind us what their profession is :"Spartans, what is your profession!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
because real tradition is "Hail to the Victors" and winged helmets, not some Hollywood movie released in 2006
because Plaxico Burress, Mark Ingram, Charles Rogers and Andre Rison
because shooting yourself in the thigh at a club in NYC is soooo Michigan State
because I can't believe that any recruit would want to play receiver at Michigan State anymore
because Brian Hoyer has reached the pinnacle of his football career. He's Tom Brady's backup
because of Jeff Smoker and his Scarface ways
because TJ Duckett had a tongue ring
Again. Because TJ Duckett had a tongue ring. hahahahaha
because they can't wait until basketball season starts (Izzo is the shit, I'll give them that)
because of this: http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Michigan-State-s-taunting-is-expensive-and-a-li?urn=ncaaf,117593
because only at Michigan State are you able to add time on to a game clock in order to give your team a chance to win
because we show them no "respect"
because I always have to justify my degree from UofM to state fans when they find out I'm a Michigan fan...what the fuck?
because a Sam's Club Spartan is a lot worse than a WalMart Wolverine
because I have this game circled fourth most important on our schedule every year (yep, JoePa's third)...heck maybe even fifth or sixth depending on how good Iowa and Wisconsin are
But most importantly, I love Michigan State because they are my baby brother. No matter how annoying, obnoxious or hateful they get, I will always love them and pat them on the head when they do well.
Atta Boy Dantonio.......Good Luck on Saturday!
Is this arrogant? You bet it is...I'm a Michigan Man and we own this state, don't let anyone else tell you otherwise
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