Norfolk State University Spartans
He's making the same face I do when I poop.
I'm pooping right now. seriously.
he's never touched a girl before and is now desperately trying to prevent it from moving in his skirt
I think he would have to have a goatee to be an evil twin.
Remarkable how well this mascot works with those horrid Nike Pro Combat bronze atrocities.
And he gives me juiceboxes that make me sleepy
Shave that unibrow, man. Two eyebrows are kinda in style right now.
Don't tell Anthony Davis
If his mustache curled up like Rollie Fingers, it would be a perfect mirror image of his unibrow.
but don't hate the player.
Norfolk State's marching band is amazing. They do a really good ESPN theme.
Seriously, he looks constipated.
Kinda looks like Sparty mated with Beavis/Butthead
thanks, I'm too old to remember which is which
Creepy. Odds are he'll have a restraining order before season's end.
I don't believe this...Norfolk'ing way man!
It looks like he has severe gingival hyperplasia. Amirite guys
This is a perfect example for why mascots should never exist.
...unless it's for a mascot cagematch while they're all wearing rollerblades. Then it would be great.
Rollerblading mascots you say?
That would be it. It kills me every time.
Now if we could just add a few more and arm them, it would be perfect.
GREATEST FACE PLANT EVER!!!!
is absolutely the best part!
It's Dantonio's illegitimate love child !
Dantonio really likes the mascot, I guess.
I am laughing so hard I am crying. Not good for being at work.
The best part of the photo is the facial expressions of the two cheerleaders. NSU Spart is creepy and they know it.
He looks like he is pinching one off.
Reminds me of Commander Shepard's creepy face.
...Dantonio's the mom. I wonder if he breast fed? Talk about sour milk.
That's the first picture I have ever seen of dumbtonio happy!
Older than Sparty. They beat a 2-Seed for christ's sake!
Yes, but did he play in their spring game? I dont think so.