I can give you a 100% GUARANTEE that Tate is getting laid tonight. I would sleep with him and have his baby if I could! Tate has incredible moxie!!
I can give you a 100% GUARANTEE
a whole fricken sorority!
We can not have him go down with mono this year...
Or the H1N1 Virus... :/
Nonsense. Tate is a good Christian boy who will say a rosary in thanks and turn in early so he can get to 8:00 Mass before practice. Lot of work to do tomorrow!
Ten hours, at least!
Does Tate have any circumcisions on the docket for tomorrow?
You could give him a ND potty to crap in.