coming soon to a specified mailbox if one has indeed been specified.
We're sending out the first rounds this week. Answer your gadurn emails you furm purg wurgerfergers. Especially you, two guys who ordered it rush shipped but haven't told us where to ship it in such a hurry. You, guy with the deftones handle who got overly excited about Denard before anyone else did. You, guy who played on the hockey team and could teach some of these whippersnappers a thing or two about full shifts. You, guy who has three similar email addresses, none of which have responded. You, head marketing director of Wisconsin. You, person who went paintballing recently who doesn't want me to sick Jadaveon Clowney on you again. Check your inboxes. Then check your spam boxes. Then check that hotmail account you use to sign up for things and never check because NewEgg took it over and is throwing parties with Groupon and your mother in law's heartwarming uberthreaded forwards.
It is coming.