Maybe this will help:
mesmerism! presidential assassinations! circuses on fire!
Maybe this will help:
Spartan fans are all ignorant asses. I hate OSU more, but I hate MSU's fans more. I hope to God that Tate is healthy and throws for 4 TDs and runs for 2 more. I hope we win by 20.
They lose a ton of games every year due to lack of discipline or shitty coaching and they still act like they are good at the start of every year and think they will compete for the big ten title every year. They lose to us from 2002 to 2007 and beat our worst team in history barely in 2008 and all the sudden they rule the state. They annoy the piss out of me and I really hope we crush them with the power of the Forcier.
Someone forward this to Forcier, I want to see him use the dark side.
in another thread said MGoBoard=RCMB, but if anyone here posted stuff like that they'd be looking at a quick banhammer.
Every post has a smiley.
And speaking of Dumbest Thread of all time I think this is looking to be a favorite.
somebody else noticed that. If this blog ever gets smileys I will be pissed. You lose all credibility in my book if you try to use a smiley on a blog like that. Almost every post has one. I counted about one or two posts max that were actually legit normal person posts that make sense. It's ridiculous at how they reacted to that. Obviously they have no idea what kind of injury he has. Next time, do a little research about shoulder sprains, or understand pain. Also, I'm not really getting the title of the thread "Michigan Wolverines: Welcome to the Spread Offense." Are they trying to say that's what you get for going to the spread? We won the game and using a spread offense has nothing to do with your QB getting tackled awkwardly. Sparty may want to worry about preparing for the spread that burnt them once already this season. I still have confidence that Denard can perform well enough to win the game if Tate needs to sit out.
I don't hate them like OSU, they just annoy the hell out of me. It's like when you're hanging out with a group of friends, and then there's the one guy that just embarrases everyone and makes the rest of the group miserable.
It is hard to separate the hatred from the pity.
on a platter.
I hope the guys on those board are hannah montana loving pre-teens. Otherwise it is just plain sad.
That is the thread that makes me go from lurking to actually registering an account. I want to know what it feels like to post "Fuck You Opposing Team" during any thread about anyone on the team.
Strong. To very strong.
Wow. those guys are a bunch of Douche bags with a capital D!
The one guy said "I'm still looking for revenge from 2004" LOL! Shouldn't you have been looking for revenge in 2005 or did you misplace it?
God, i hope we beat em by 150!
was revenge for 2005, but they're still looking for revenge for 2004. Not to mention 2002, 2003, 2006, 2007 and about a million other years.
I really hate MSU third most, of course behind OSU and Notre Dame. There is just something about Notre Dame fans that pisses me off more than MSU fans, i really think it is their arrogance and excuses every season.
I also love reading the posts that MSU fans made on that forum, it just shows that this weekend is their season, when they lose they will all have to go home and masturbate with their tears.
That might be the funniest thing I've ever heard. +1.
and the one guys says "when will michigan realize the spread is dead?" again LOL! teams running the spread rule college football! what a bunch of dipshits!
Coach D's FrownPout Pride-free football is the wave of the future. Catch it bro.
I believe that was by a guy who goes by the name ilikemichigan and is an M fan (according to him). I believe that was a case of sarcasm caught unexpectedly in the wild.
Hawking and Thomas Pynchon were registered members over there? The discussion on quantum mechanics seemed a bit like a re-tread, I must say [too man STFUs for my taste], but overall I found the thread's discussion on Rommel's strategy in North Africa somewhat of a breath of fresh air. It's a topic I previously thought exhausted, but these bright minds have breathed new life into it! Bravo [hands clapping].
Is this really a shock coming from fans of the school that produced Winston and Conboy/Tropp? No brains and no class. The only thing that comes close is the buckeye fan me and my buddy had to sit next to at the game in 2006 (we were about ten rows above the tunnel surrounded by osu fans). That fucking hillbilly kept shouting, "Break his ankle!" every time Mike Hart carried the ball (if you could hear me imitating the guy's inbred accent this would actually sound kind of funny). It took all my strength not to punch the guy in the face and start a riot. After the game, I had the dry heaves for about 3 days I was so pissed about the whole experience.
for Sparty. Maybe its from growing up in the area and having so many friends who were diehard Sparties through and through.
Its tough to see them get excited about their team every single year only to see their season spiral out of control on cue. I can't tell you how many times they were convinced they had turned the corner against UM.......'this is the coach, he's the guy that will make us better than Michigan.'. Only for it to end in embarassment every single time.
Its sad to watch people want so desperately to have what Michigan has and fail at reaching that level so miserably.
In my lifetime (39 years) Sparty has won 3 Big 10 titles, 2 of them shared and went to the Rose Bowl ONCE!.........and they haven't really sniffed a Big Ten Championship in 19 years.
I've been there, growing up in Holt. You from the city or a suburb? A lot of my friends were convinced JLS was the perfect coach, until he became the coach they always knew was the wrong fit for their program.
I lived in Haslett and Holt for about 10 years. I owned a business their and employed/worked with all Spartans. They would talk so much trash.
Knew a few of the players as well
All-in-all they were really nice people, but just blinded my stupidity when it came to Michigan.
They were always like the Football version of the Washington Generals. Sometimes I just wanted them to do well. But you know what happens, they have a bit of success, The steroid team, The trip, the clock and they become a big pain removed from reality.
When reality slaps them back into place my emotions move from pity to pleasure.
No hate from me for MSU. If I hated them, that would imply that I cared one whit whether or not they had success or failure, lived or died, existed or not. Hate means that I would think about them a lot. I can't care about something as insignificant and valueless as the MSU football team or it's fans.
One says "wait until they get into the meat of the big ten schedule". Well that will begin October 10th, not next week........
And I think this is THE most important game (MIG) of the season. It is a must win.
Of course, if UM loses, then there will be other MIGs.
But seriously, take my wife PLEASE HHALOLZ all right. Is this thing on? crickets
I do think this is a must win for UM--stomp out the revolution in its infancy, kill it, kill your enemy so he dos not rise up again to destroy you.
It's the UM Vs MSU Culture War that concerns me, and NOW is the time to carpe diem this motherfucker right back from these upstart phonies and their Biblical Buffoon.
A Gnat alighted on one of the horns of a Bull, and remained sitting there for a considerable time. When it had rested sufficiently and was about to fly away, it said to the Bull, "Do you mind if I go now?" The Bull merely raised his eyes and remarked, without interest, "It's all one to me; I didn't notice when you came, and I shan't know when you go away."
We may often be of more consequence in our own eyes than in the eyes of our neighbours.
My buddy who tries to be a level headed MSU football fan... but two days before the opener we got into on gchat, both of us really fired up. The one thing he kept saying was "good luck with your dink and dunk offense," and "its such a boring style."
Well losing is boring, and last time I checked every one of our TDs seems like a fucking highlight reel...
This one is for those of you who wish us well, all the rest can go to hell.
I want to see us drop 100 on them. I want to see Cousins carted off the field in 2 pieces after Graham snaps him in half. I want sparty fans jumping off the top of the Big House at halftime, and committing ritualistic suicide midway through the third. Most of all, I want to see that shithead Dantonio post-game, trying to justify a 54-24 loss. 30 point wins come before the fall though, right bitch boy?
the game's in East Lansing.
I'm used to home games now. I reform that to jumping out of the windows at Brody.
Sorry, double posted in my righteous fury
I have nothing but apathy for MSU. They are unworthy of my hatred.
The only school I hate more than tOSU is Miami(YTM), then ND is third and Sparty is fourth.
I have to admit, I respect Izzo, but I hate the Izzone.
Sparty football can die in a fire for all I care.
Those dim-witted nutjobs on that site surprise me though. Some can spell and they apparently can type.
Probably had a tutor help them though.
They're gonna need more than a tutor come Saturday.
I hope DRob plays most of the game and lights up Sparty for 3TDs rushing and two more throwing. Then Iowa won't know what to prepare for.
Here's to Big Will seeing the field and crushing some Sparty!
Thanks to this article, MSU just jumped ahead of ND into my teams that we need to destroy to shut them up catergory. Spread is dead????? WTF is that? Apparently they don't teach that 30+ points is a lot to score at MSU. How I hate them...
them with a passion.
But, not as much as I hate ND or the Bucks.
Spartan fans as a whole are terrible, but they are no where near as despicable as Bucknuts.
Living in Lansing may have something to do with this, but they were seriously on the radio 4 1/2 weeks ago, talking about, "we should be 11-0 when we face Penn State." Saturday afternoon, is the beginning of basketball season for them! Unfortunately if they keep at this pace they'll screw up my prediction of them loosing to CMU twice this season!
I don't hate Sparty, they'll get some breaks to stay in the
game close to the end. The poor bastards on that blog are just
venting. Tate is going dish out some of that forcier lightning
I had some Sparty's over to watch the game that I use the
picture right below my login. After that play, I thought
they were going to cry.
I think an MSU victory means a lot more to them than a UM victory means to us.
... which means Buckeyes to me.
I really see the Spartans as more of an annoyance than anything else. Not annoying like a little brother. More annoying like the kid in class who always raised his hand with the answer and shouted it out before the teacher called on him--he was usually wrong.
What they really want is attention, and a real rival. Right now that looks to be the Chips...
The emoticons give it the feel of a middle school social board..........
I'd also like to point out how much it bothers me when people (especially some in that thread) say things like, "It's Big Ten football. Sack up."
Big Ten fans whose teams get crushed in out of conference shouldn't be saying that as though it's unique or tougher (or better) than any other conference. Maybe we can say that when we have a winning bowl season as a conference, but not now...
I hate them about as much as I would hate a crowded short bus stuck in a swamp. Hard to muster any negative feelings for such a hopeless lot
I only feel sorry for them really. The thread that went up during the IU game, they all had this incredibly self defeating attitude, and then when the interception happened, they all just about crapped their pants screaming about how Michigan always jobs other teams with bad calls. It was hilarious.
I wonder if anyone has posted the photos that went up here of the Warren interception from the angle where you can actually see anything?
I just found out that the Prophet of Lansing made his team practice...TODAY! On Sunday!!!
This is an outrage! Weren't tey in church? Isn't Sunday a day of rest for [non-religion specific gender-neutral deity]???
I hope these practice hours from today are counted, logged, and added into the week's total to make sure they don't be breaking the rules!
I dont know if your supposed to hate your litle brother, but after they got put up for adoption and CMU took that spot I suppose its ok.