Lots of wins. Yay!
Mount St. Mary's hired a private equity CEO to be their president. You'll never guess what happened next.
Lots of wins. Yay!
lots of words . . . put together in an entertaining fashion.
I read the whole thing even though it is entirely fictional just because I enjoy Michigan winning so much -- even if it is only in your imagination.
I pray that the OP is the seer we have been searching for.
Predicted big things for Julius Caesar back in March of '44 (B.C.). He nailed it then. I like our odds for the NC now.
That was a lucky guess. He just took a stab at it.
you're just in de Nile
Caesar should have known this Brutus asshole couldn't be trusted...
I would have just said the Defense has a +14 TO margin. But yours is good to.
Emo, is that you?
Guilty as charged
Based on your screen name I have a suspicion of where you get your verbosity.
It was a fun read. Although, now anything less than this will be deemed unacceptable.
of not ever being behind in a game for the entire season.....
Haha Iowa first quarter
Holy cow, where are the spark notes? I actually skimmed most of it and never shy away from some rosey off-season rose-glow flower love. Thanks!
reads like a piece of fiction and dream. one thing to note that while the chances of this happening are .002%, the OP does get into interesting and likely outcomes of different games and explains how they would shift the tempo. as a result i could buy the results going into a highly unlikely 21 point whipping of MSU. after that i stopped
Fun and interesting piece--good offseason fare. Though I must disagree...Tolzien's 2nd half INT will be over the middle on an attempted crossing route to the TE, not down the sideline. Other than that, thoroughly plausible.
Things can't go impossibly well. It's impossible.
EDIT: Why you gotta break balls by changin' the original title, OP? Jebus. (jk)
While you're rolling, you should probably work on a 'How Megan Fox Hooking Up With Me "Could Happen"' post too.
Well we could ask Raback how to do it
More like Adderol than cocaine IMHE
Adderall works wonders. Once, I finished a paper for my theory of communications class and I promptly wrote a fan letter to Jimmy Buffett and two weeks later received a personalized autographed picture. Two things: one, yes I was prescribed Adderall legally by a doctor and two, yes I am serious.
McFarlin? Is that you?
On Aug 4, 2011, and I'll agree
everyone is being sarcastic like this won't happen. This happens on my Varsity-skill-level Dynasty every season! Of course we'll win by 21 points on a regular basis!
And then my Heisman Dynasty still looks like a great M season, but the big wins are margins of 3 or less, not 23
Regardles.. i loved reading this pretending it was happening. if it does I'll put my whole bank account into beveled guilt (no, really. that's a pledge.)
can you tell me the Michigan lotto numbers so I can win me millions of dollar$ so I can retire and work for RR at no cost.
ITS A TRAP!!!!
Cliff Notes please? Did we win the National Championship?
I like it! I love it! More! More!
paying you by the word or something?
You won the national title and Bin Laden was caught. Saddam came back to life and RR punched him in the gooch. Domino's was had by all.
How long did it take you to write this? Of course we have a chance of winning every game (there's no one who couldn't possibly lose to us), but EMU could, theoretically, win every game too.
But EMU winning every game isn't even theoretical.
In the same sense that I could "theoretically" be schtupping Jennifer Aniston.
Great job, love it...times like this I wish Ufer was around,hmmm....maybe we could steal Mac Davis away from the possums for some play by play.
holy shit, this post might actually be longer than this offseason.
That was entertaining. Here's my short version of how we could win each of the games:
UConn: run-oriented team with a suspect secondary, if our run defense plays the way it should we should be in good shape.
ND: Crist hopefully will not have found his groove by game 2, hopefully we can exploit ND's new OTs and break his rhythm. ND's defense should be ok but nothing special.
BG and UMass: we should win easily on talent alone.
Ind: appears to have a weak defense, we should be able to outscore them if nothing else.
MSU: our shaky secondary must slow down their dangerous passing attack more than their shaky secondary slows down our dangerous passing attack.
Iowa: their defense is primo so we will likely need to be at least +1 or +2 on turnovers. If we can stone their running game and force Stanzi to beat us with his arm, he has a tendency to make errors. He will probably burn us a few times, though.
Penn State: If their passing game is still struggling and our run defense can hold its own against Royster, we could win a defensive struggle.
Illinois: we have more talent and experience at most positions and should win at home.
Purdue: has a green secondary that we should be able to exploit. Marve may or may not be the answer at QB.
Wisconsin: has a balanced attack with a killer running game. Defense is good but probably not in the class of PSU, Iowa, OSU. We may be able to win a shootout if we can avoid turnovers and our defense can at least slow them down a bit.
OSU: Our offense moved the ball reasonably well on them last year. If we can repeat that and avoid turnovers we have a shot, but Pryor will probably need to have an off day.
My best guess is 7-5 or 8-4.
I was torn between +1ing and -1ing you. +1ing for obvious reasons. -1ing for giving me a reason to get my hopes somewhat high.
I decided to go with the +1 though.
Puff Puff Pass.
Article after the state game....holy shit bout near laugh my ass off
If for one day, Michigan was invincible in 2010. That day, August 4, 2010.
"Michigan gets the ball back with 2:03 left and a 15-point lead. They proceed to march down the field with their 2nd-string offense and Jeremy Gallon at QB. After the TD (a lob to Taylor Lewan), they line up for a standard extra point. The holder pitches the ball to Gibbons, who runs around the right side, clocks the only man in his way (a CB), and takes it in for two. No apologies are made to Danny  Hope."
 In case there was any doubt that the guy is a hillbilly. Danny? WTF?
this year but I've come across a ticket for it from my friend tyler who goes to tOSU for 50.00. At that price I honestly couldn't say no. I'd love to go 11-0 but I think we have a great shot at being 8-4 or (in the best case scenario 9-3)
Had me at hello.
When did Tiburon add in the ability to transcribe your dynasty season?
My favorite part of the post was no injuries.