How Mattison really happened
Mad photoshop skillz!!!
Gosh, that magic lasso really works wonders, huh?!
Yay we didn't have to hire Ron English!
That was a funny joke that somebody played on all of us.
informational and entertaining all at the same time!
interesting juxtaposition of DB as the emperor and Hoke as Darth. Works tonight as The Force is with us.
The most successful bounty hunter this side of the galaxy.
is like Boba Fett, but faster. Like IG-88, but smarter and more robotic. Like Jabba the Hutt, but with more scantiliy clad nerd wt dreams chained to him.
Made the Kessel run in less than 11 parsecs.
Lego has a Boba Fett spaceship set available at your local toy store. I know I should not know this seeing as I have no children but what can I say, I love Legos.
I've been playing with Legos everyday since Xmas, and it's socially acceptable cause of my rugrats.
If having kids makes it socially acceptable to play with Legos, then I need to pop out some...
...ehh, not yet.
I know this all too well because my son got this for Christmas. He tried building it but it fell to me to complete it. It was pretty awesome when it was all said and done.
I was under the impression the Mr. Mattison and Mrs. Mattison participated in the horizontal polka and gave birth to Greg Mattison. I like this version better.
Greg Mattison was forged from the lost 13th rib of Vince Lombardi. He popped into being fully formed with a whistle in his mouth, a clipboard in his hand, and a bad, bad demeanor for defensive footbaw.
Are you implying that Vince Lombardi could have came in and saved this defense last year?
Not with the 3-3-5 or RR's assistant coaches. Lombardi with free reign and an all-star assistant staff could have done it.
You're forgetting the block M hat.
nice Anything Star Wars gives me a stiffy
TMI... but seriously I love Star Wars also.
I'm reading on reddit about the hire and some OSU fans are shitting their pants about this hire.If Mattison can at least make this defense average this year, then I'm going to love him and Hoke forever.
It might have been something I ate, but I think it seeing the English rumor just before going to bed. Who knew it could cause nightmares. Photoshops of Mattison should be much better.
I thought we were the good guys.
we just want to win...if that takes being the bad guys so be it
James Earl Jones begs to differ.
the dark side as their theme. they are bad dudes like the ravens were. have an attitude like suggs and the steelers woodlety