is there such a thing as an etsy genuis? if so, this is it.
How it all went down(MS Paint)
Haha, I'm not going lie that is kinda funny. Sad but funny. Love the helmet and lightening bolts.
No it's fine - let's get it all out now and look to the future. Good job.
I imagine this to be accurate.
Is there something about playing in the secondary that makes one uniquely injury prone? I only ask, because I've been following the Lions (complete waste of time, I know) and they have like eighteen people injured in the secondary.
Is it that God hates football in the entire state of Michigan, or just me?
No, he only hates MSU. It is just that his accuracy is on par with Reggie Ball.
I may feel a little better knowing it took three lightning bolts to take him out, where the average man only needs one.
I'd say this is pretty spot on.
The deity portrayed appears to be indifferent based on the relaxed nature of his hand. We know for a fact that angry Michigan cornerback hating god is just that: angry.
No no. God can do much more damage than a dislocated ankle. He's fairly nonchalant here. In his other hand he's eating his morning muffin, going about his business, injuring Michigan's defensive backfield, seeing how things are going in Afghanistan etc.
I'm not sure what's worse: having him be legitimately angry at us, or having "smite the Michigan secondary" as part of his morning routine.
I hope he chokes on that muffin. Yeah, I said it, you nonchalantly smiting prick.
True about the hand. He ought to be casting lightning out of his middle finger.
Till you can make one with us throwing lightning bolts back at someone else.
So sad...but so real...angry UM secondary hating god
Do you think they'll have the turf repaired by today's practice?
Very Accurate. Troy's helmet definitely has wings.
Very well done.
why is he wearing a Rams helmet???
"If there's a God, He's laughing at us and our football team."
- Ben Folds
God doesn't pick favorites...this is grumpy old Buckeyes helping out the Devil.
OK, now we are going to need the front 7 to put pressure on opposing QBs to help out the Secondary...Doesn't Charles Woodson have another year of eligibility?
This is now my background at work so people will now why I am on the ground cleaning the floor with my tears.