In honor of hoops hate week
In honor of hoops hate week part 2, I give you...
Things the spartans are doing to get ready for 2/5/12:
Izzo has already chewed through 5 pacifiers and consumed gallons of tea with honey in an attempt to ressurect his voice to optimal crybaby levels.
Draymond Green gets halfway through dictating his "next time we're REALLY going to beat them" speech to his baby momma before realizing that next year he will be playing in Latvia. Calls FSD to iron out his weekly spot on "Pistons Weekly" instead. #wearesparta
Derrick Nix did just as coach Izzo asked: consuming 7 hot and ready pizzas, weighing himself, downing the miralax/dulcolax cocktail, and weighing himself again. That way Izzo can alternately condemn or praise his conditioning post-game.
Brandon Dawson and Travis Trice are studying hard for their "Early Human Development" class. Brandon likes the pretty pictures and Travis has been doing his best to sound out the big words.
The Izzone has given up on trying to contact Michigan's players by email. They have moved on to prank calling coach Beilein, and ultimately putting each others underwear in the freezer once they've passed out. The pillow fight is scheduled for later today.
And finally...Payne and Appling are playing a slightly less publicized game of strip basketball.
(#toosoon?)
What say you, have you anything to add?
What are YOU doing to get ready for 2/5/12?
February 3rd, 2012 at 11:05 AM ^
Is he going to play or does Sparty have their excuse ready?
February 3rd, 2012 at 11:31 AM ^
I almost hope he plays, can you imagine how annoying Izzo would be if he had to make up for his #1 crybaby on the court? He would be on the ground pounding the court with his hands and feet. Nobody wants to see that.
February 3rd, 2012 at 3:00 PM ^
According to Draymond and Seth Davis:
@Money23Green Today I'm deleting twitter off my phone until Sunday night all focus on the game with THEM on that note later tweeps!!!
@SethDavisHoops From what I'm hearing it appears Draymond Green will play against Michigan on Sunday. He and the Spartans are out for some revenge.
Apparently Twitter is the excuse he's now using for the last loss #halol
February 3rd, 2012 at 11:10 AM ^
the Izzone is preparing to make a sign regarding the number of days since they were last sober.
February 3rd, 2012 at 11:20 AM ^
Or is that only a postgame tradition?
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:31 PM ^
The MSU football team is doing its part as well. Dantonio is walking around campus interrupting everybody he sees. At some point at the game, Gholston will attempt to rip the head off Trey but fail because he can't find a face mask. This will cause the yowling white-shirted loons to throw toilet paper, used tampons, charred sofa cushions and other items onto the floor.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:59 PM ^
I heard that Dion Sims snuck into the locker room and stole all of Michigan's ipads. Later he discarded them when he couldn't seem to figure out how to slide out the keyboards.
February 3rd, 2012 at 12:46 PM ^
Dantonio is screwing on his best Bitter Beer Face for the sculptor who is preparing his bust for the Spartan Ring of Mediocrity display. Meanwhile, the 47 frat boys assigned to protect the big Sparty Spart Spart statue guy from presumed Michigan fans who could really care less surround a perfectly defenseless sofa and do the Sparty Circle Jerk to sanctify the Official Post-Michigan Rage sacrifice. Elsewhere, four students are in class. Two of them sober.
February 3rd, 2012 at 1:06 PM ^
I heard Cole Corey was having another of his famous meth recruiting parties in Tecumseh.
Apparently if you sign on with Izzo for the class of 2013 you get your choice of unconscious high school girls (#funnybecauseitstrue)
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:07 PM ^
I heard the chest painters from last year are coming back to show everyone the last time they passed a midterm..my guess it's 1,347 days or something..
February 3rd, 2012 at 7:03 PM ^
I sure hope we beat lil bro. But if we do, I also hope Sparty refrains from rioting beautiful East Lansing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigan_State_University_student_riots
February 3rd, 2012 at 5:03 PM ^
Sweeping Sparty again would be huge and it is oh so doable. Not easy but doable.
Right now this bracketology site has MSU as a 3 seed and M as a 5 seed. Let's go ahead and get that flipped around.
February 3rd, 2012 at 6:24 PM ^
Somewhere in the great Northwest, Jud Heathcote is disconnecting his satellite dish, calling the cable guy for the basic package, and donating his green jackets to Salvation Army.
If the cell company can only figure out a way to block Izzo's #...