In honor of hoops hate week part 2, I give you...
Things the spartans are doing to get ready for 2/5/12:
Izzo has already chewed through 5 pacifiers and consumed gallons of tea with honey in an attempt to ressurect his voice to optimal crybaby levels.
Draymond Green gets halfway through dictating his "next time we're REALLY going to beat them" speech to his baby momma before realizing that next year he will be playing in Latvia. Calls FSD to iron out his weekly spot on "Pistons Weekly" instead. #wearesparta
Derrick Nix did just as coach Izzo asked: consuming 7 hot and ready pizzas, weighing himself, downing the miralax/dulcolax cocktail, and weighing himself again. That way Izzo can alternately condemn or praise his conditioning post-game.
Brandon Dawson and Travis Trice are studying hard for their "Early Human Development" class. Brandon likes the pretty pictures and Travis has been doing his best to sound out the big words.
The Izzone has given up on trying to contact Michigan's players by email. They have moved on to prank calling coach Beilein, and ultimately putting each others underwear in the freezer once they've passed out. The pillow fight is scheduled for later today.
And finally...Payne and Appling are playing a slightly less publicized game of strip basketball.
What say you, have you anything to add?
What are YOU doing to get ready for 2/5/12?