This all got started when I saw that Weis was indeed fired and I saw this on ESPNs website:
"Which way do the scales tip when it comes to Charlie Weis' tenure at Notre Dame"
And it got myself and a friend thinking "What else would be funny to say about Charlie"
We came up with:
"Which way will Charlie Weis bounce to next"
"In whose program will Charlie Weis fit?"
"Some could not stomach the program's record during his tenure"