In honor of April fools... best UM rumor?

We've had some good and not so good April Fools jokes today. In the spirit of the day, what are some of the best/worst rumors you've heard in the past year regarding any MIchigan sport? 

My favorite- Bo Pelini to LSU to replace Miles so that Miles can come up to Ann Arbor.  I was so desperate for truth I believed it. Shame on me.