Holiday greetings and thank you e-letter from my good friend, Coach Rodriguez
I don't mean to come off as a braggart here, but I thought you all might be interested in the holiday e-letter that I received from my new friend, Coach Rodriguez, and the entire Michigan football family. He sent me the below message last night to express his appreciation of my support of the program and to personally wish me a happy holiday season.
December 21, 2010
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!
I would like to take the time to thank you for all your cards, letters and emails of support throughout the past year. I appreciate them all very much.
On behalf of the players and staff, Happy Holidays to you and all the best in the coming year.
Have a great holiday!
Go Blue!
Rich Rodriguezand the Michigan Football Family
I guess its safe to assume that I will be getting lots of free tickets next year! So I got that going for me, which is nice.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:26 AM ^
obvi...
excuse me as I drink some Haterade.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:28 AM ^
And please don't take this the wrong way, but do you have a bunch of pictures already stored and lined up for each circumstance? Needless to say, I'm impressed.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:32 AM ^
I just want to know about the cat pictures. I mean these people have a cat picture for every emotion you could ever have. Where are they finding them and how are they finding them so fast?
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:36 AM ^
There is a lolcat for every possible human emotion. For example.
Time Travel!
Sorry-I-Chewed-Through-Your-Condom!
Grand Theft Auto!
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 AM ^
I stand in awe
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:26 AM ^
I'd trust him
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:34 AM ^
but this just made me laugh at my desk for like a minute. I think there are about 5 people wondering about me now.
December 22nd, 2010 at 11:44 AM ^
Squirrels are much funnier than cats. This is absolutely hilarious.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM ^
I suspect that the distribution list only included a few thousand recipients so its clearly a very exclusive club. Better luck next year (?).
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:31 AM ^
You have in a short amount of time become one of my more favorite posters on this blog. You, like me I feel, always reach for the humorous picture. You of course are much more refined in your craft but kudos to you sir.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:59 AM ^
can you PLEASE forward it to me I will give you +1 for every post you make. This would seriously make my christmas (yes it is sad) [email protected]
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:29 AM ^
but you may find a few Josh Groban CD's instead.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:30 AM ^
Oh yeah? here's what mine said:
December 21, 2010
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!
I would like to take the time to thank you for all your cards, letters and emails of support throughout the past year. I appreciate them all very much.
On behalf of the players and staff, Happy Holidays to you and all the best in the coming year.
Have a better holiday than profitgoblue!
Go Blue!
Rich Rodriguezand the Michigan Football Family
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM ^
Well OP, stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:33 AM ^
You do sound like a braggart. You got a generic response card sent out by the program. Some things are best kept to yourself.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:39 AM ^
It was a joke, dude. I thought it was pretty clear that I am well-aware that its a generic message. If not, see my subsequent post above. You need me to add a disclaimer to this effect in the OT? I'll hold your hand if necessary.
Lighten up.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:42 AM ^
No, I just don't like you.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:50 AM ^
I could care less. Regardless, if you're going to critique me, at least make sense doing so. It'd be better if you came out and said that you're negging me because you don't like me rather than posting a failed attempt to discredit me. Grow up.
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:05 AM ^
I like you profitgoblue but not in a gay way. Unless that's your thing then you know...Whassup?
December 22nd, 2010 at 12:06 PM ^
Thanks for the laugh....yes I had to post a thanks for this. Tis the season!
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:10 AM ^
I fucking hate you and hope you choke on your eggnog.
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:20 AM ^
shouldn't you hope that he drowns in it? I mean, unless it is really old eggnog so maybe it has some pretty good chunks floatin around in there. Now that, would be unpleasant.
BTW. That's not very nice. Its Christmas time. What would Tim do?
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:52 AM ^
No one likes you
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:02 AM ^
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:45 AM ^
this is unacceptable around the holidays! Do you think it was fun for Joe and Mary riding around on that jackass trying to find a place to crash in the middle of the night!? No! Was it fun for Mary to pop christ out onto a bail of hay!? No again, hot shot! Was it fun for Joe collecting all those gifts of gold from those wisemen!? Well, ok, maybe that was slightly enjoyable. BUT!! It was heavy damn it!! and that jackass was none too happy to pack it out of that little o' town! So, there! NO FUN!!!!!
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:39 AM ^
Rain on the OP's parade...
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:41 AM ^
Read my tag line. I seriously dont care.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:44 AM ^
You know you've made it when you have a tagline that discusses another, anonymous internet message board poster guy.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:47 AM ^
Its been a dream of mine ever since I was a little Australian.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:55 AM ^
right before he gets stabbed in the face by Maximus Decimus Meridius.
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:19 AM ^
You're an idiot. The last two that profit has had discuss just that. Dumbass.
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:28 AM ^
I can't tell if you are just being crazy again, are that big of an a-hole, or are just that retarded
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:35 AM ^
Men are failed women at birth.
December 22nd, 2010 at 12:58 PM ^
I know I should google this, but this is my employer's laptop and googling anything "busey" is just asking for a sit-down with the VP or HR, but there surely there must be a database of Busey quotes or Buseyesqueisms. Either that or you really are Gary B. I'm leaning toward the latter because you're simultaneously the greatest and the worst. Which I love.
And hate.
December 22nd, 2010 at 12:27 PM ^
Could move their hips that fast!
*Meant for Wolverine318
December 22nd, 2010 at 11:28 AM ^
Your saying it's not real?!? Noooooo!
December 22nd, 2010 at 11:10 PM ^
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:36 AM ^
I got a personalized, handwritten card the other day from RRod. It is handmade (by Rita I'm sure) and beautiful. It has an elegant snake skin cover and all of the writing appears to be in blood from a baby seal. A very unique card indeed. I was going to scan it in to show everyone, but it spontaneously combusted 10 seconds after reading it to the sound of an organ playing The Victors and what could only be described as a throaty, maniacal laughter. I thought it was a nice touch.
December 23rd, 2010 at 2:10 AM ^
I seriously hope he and Mrs. R saw that and got a good laugh out of it.
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:35 AM ^
Dude just because you email him every week, and get his holiday email once a year, doesn't make you "boys" with Rich Rod.
Seriously though, he underlined "great" and then threw an exclamation point on that bitch? He's coming back for sure!!!
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:12 AM ^
Are you baiting a CC discussion here? Haha I saw the email and was just waiting for people to start trying to read between the lines. Excellent work.