November 27th, 2013 at 9:07 AM ^
Now... I'm not sure about a lot of things, but I'm sure it will include the word execute.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:35 AM ^
Im not sure about a lot of things but stake jokes are stale. Let's execute our snark better mgoblog.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:59 AM ^
Who the hell is mocking stake? I'll kick their ass!
November 27th, 2013 at 10:02 AM ^
Ha. Dracula.
November 27th, 2013 at 11:07 AM ^
brown bear thinks it's stale, trite and redundant it really is time to move on.
November 27th, 2013 at 12:02 PM ^
Hence the "I poop excellence" signature?
November 27th, 2013 at 12:13 PM ^
Oh look it's bilg, my biggest fan. BAHHHHH!!!
November 27th, 2013 at 10:11 AM ^
I've you're into the whole avoiding stale jokes and dead horses business, boy are you ever in the right place.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:40 PM ^
It will contain the word "compete"
November 27th, 2013 at 9:12 AM ^
Get those "Reds"!!!
/McCarthy'd
November 27th, 2013 at 9:14 AM ^
to hear FOOTBAWL, and TOUGHNESS, and EXECUTION. And if YOU show up, YOU can beat anybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 27th, 2013 at 9:25 AM ^
"well" and "yeah" are said quite often
November 27th, 2013 at 9:29 AM ^
When I imagine Hoke's pregame speeches I think of Bill Cosby impressions on Family Guy.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:31 AM ^
Fuck Russia
Fuck ohio
Fuck the color red
November 27th, 2013 at 9:36 AM ^
scarlet to
November 27th, 2013 at 9:46 AM ^
Yesterday my girlfriend asked me to go out and pick up her mom's birthday cake. I threw on grey sweats and a red thermal. Got down to the car, realized what I did and went back upstairs and changed.
They're too comfy on their own to throw out but damned if I wear them together.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:48 AM ^
I don't think I own 1 red piece of clothing
November 27th, 2013 at 9:50 AM ^
Meh, I don't take it that far.
November 27th, 2013 at 11:03 AM ^
I own too much Wings gear
November 27th, 2013 at 9:58 AM ^
Dump her already.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:34 AM ^
If Hoke tops that pregame speech, we could probably beat an NFL team
November 27th, 2013 at 9:35 AM ^
In my opinion, it's the best clip of a pre-game speech in Hollywood history. Considerably finer than the usual dreck.
Nice post.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:59 AM ^
Why the fuck not? This would be leaps and bounds better than anything similar to his press conferences
November 27th, 2013 at 9:37 AM ^
So OSU is full of a bunch of freedom-hating commie bastards?
I like what you did there....
November 27th, 2013 at 9:44 AM ^
Hoke should paint himself blue and yell "Freeeeeedom" like the dude from Braveheart.
November 27th, 2013 at 10:01 AM ^
Aye, I'm going to pick a fight with that shite with the headset on, over by those red fellas.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:41 AM ^
I have a vision in my head. In it, Hoke stands up and dramatically strides to the front of the room. He glares out at the team. They stare back hungrily. After practicing all week, they've built up an appetite for victory. The tension smells thick in the air. Their mouths are watering. They can almost taste it.
Hoke licks his chops. A low rumble issues from him.
"So we lost by two TD's, big deal. Who wants Mr. Spots?"
November 27th, 2013 at 9:42 AM ^
Negative person = negative points.
Shame on you JimBob
November 27th, 2013 at 9:43 AM ^
a vision that you don't post here any more. Sadly, it was a dream and not reality.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:48 AM ^
Depends on what. I could always go for Spots Wings and some onion rings. If I had that tomorrow I'd be a happy camper.
November 27th, 2013 at 10:01 AM ^
I'm having my sister bring me up 2 dozen wings and a sack of rings.
November 27th, 2013 at 10:31 AM ^
Why didn't you just have your girlfriend do it? Oh that's right, it's because you're HER biotch!
November 27th, 2013 at 11:01 AM ^
She's in metro-Detroit and my sister is driving up from Ann Arbor today?
November 27th, 2013 at 9:56 AM ^
It's not being pessimistic if it's realistic.
November 27th, 2013 at 10:03 AM ^
I thought it was funny.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:42 AM ^
If Hoke and the seniors took Team 134 to the Big House on Friday night and made them run the equivalent of "Herbies" on turf for an hour, with the lights out during the last fifteen minutes, then maybe there could be a "Miracle on Main Street" on Saturday afternoon.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:53 AM ^
One of the most important things in life is showing up, and I'm blown away with your ability to show up.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:57 AM ^
Something along the lines of Lou Holtz's epic parking lot speech in '07 prior to kickoff with Oregon.
http://youtu.be/_o2NexB7q80
November 27th, 2013 at 9:58 AM ^
Brady to be angry for once. Angry. Tell the team they haven't played Michigan football, but Saturday is a great opportunity to show everyone what that really is.
November 27th, 2013 at 9:59 AM ^
"please come to play today".
November 27th, 2013 at 10:03 AM ^
If I was going to be getting a speech from Kurt Russel, it better be Snake Plissken.
Or, at the very least, RJ Macready.
November 27th, 2013 at 10:27 AM ^
We were looking for "Reno Hightower." The correct answer is "Reno Hightower."
White shoes, bitches!
November 27th, 2013 at 11:00 AM ^
For sneaking in a clip of Rudy in a non-mocking fashion. Shame on you. Great editing, however.
November 27th, 2013 at 7:12 PM ^
For the clip of Kirsten Dunst in a tight t-shirt.
November 27th, 2013 at 10:23 AM ^
great video BiSB! laughter and motivation, I needed both
November 27th, 2013 at 10:37 AM ^
Herb Brooks he ain't.