Hokes pregame speech

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Hoke = Kurt Russell

Hockey = Football

Michigan = USA

OSU = Supremely overconfident Communist pigs from Russia

If we played them 10 times they might win 9... but not Saturday!  GO BLUE!

goblue20111

November 27th, 2013 at 9:46 AM ^

Yesterday my girlfriend asked me to go out and pick up her mom's birthday cake. I threw on grey sweats and a red thermal. Got down to the car, realized what I did and went back upstairs and changed. 

They're too comfy on their own to throw out but damned if I wear them together.

JimBobTressel

November 27th, 2013 at 9:41 AM ^

I have a vision in my head. In it, Hoke stands up and dramatically strides to the front of the room. He glares out at the team. They stare back hungrily. After practicing all week, they've built up an appetite for victory. The tension smells thick in the air. Their mouths are watering. They can almost taste it.

Hoke licks his chops. A low rumble issues from him.

"So we lost by two TD's, big deal. Who wants Mr. Spots?"

chatster

November 27th, 2013 at 9:42 AM ^

If Hoke and the seniors took Team 134 to the Big House on Friday night and made them run the equivalent of "Herbies" on turf for an hour, with the lights out during the last fifteen minutes, then maybe there could be a "Miracle on Main Street" on Saturday afternoon.

UM Indy

November 27th, 2013 at 9:58 AM ^

Brady to be angry for once.  Angry.  Tell the team they haven't played Michigan football, but Saturday is a great opportunity to show everyone what that really is.