Hoke = Kurt Russell
Hockey = Football
Michigan = USA
OSU = Supremely overconfident Communist pigs from Russia
If we played them 10 times they might win 9... but not Saturday! GO BLUE!
Now... I'm not sure about a lot of things, but I'm sure it will include the word execute.
Im not sure about a lot of things but stake jokes are stale. Let's execute our snark better mgoblog.
Who the hell is mocking stake? I'll kick their ass!
I've you're into the whole avoiding stale jokes and dead horses business, boy are you ever in the right place.
to hear FOOTBAWL, and TOUGHNESS, and EXECUTION. And if YOU show up, YOU can beat anybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"well" and "yeah" are said quite often
When I imagine Hoke's pregame speeches I think of Bill Cosby impressions on Family Guy.
Fuck the color red
Yesterday my girlfriend asked me to go out and pick up her mom's birthday cake. I threw on grey sweats and a red thermal. Got down to the car, realized what I did and went back upstairs and changed.
They're too comfy on their own to throw out but damned if I wear them together.
I don't think I own 1 red piece of clothing
Meh, I don't take it that far.
I own too much Wings gear
Dump her already.
If Hoke tops that pregame speech, we could probably beat an NFL team
In my opinion, it's the best clip of a pre-game speech in Hollywood history. Considerably finer than the usual dreck.
I feel I should add /s
Why the fuck not? This would be leaps and bounds better than anything similar to his press conferences
So OSU is full of a bunch of freedom-hating commie bastards?
I like what you did there....
Hoke should paint himself blue and yell "Freeeeeedom" like the dude from Braveheart.
Aye, I'm going to pick a fight with that shite with the headset on, over by those red fellas.
I have a vision in my head. In it, Hoke stands up and dramatically strides to the front of the room. He glares out at the team. They stare back hungrily. After practicing all week, they've built up an appetite for victory. The tension smells thick in the air. Their mouths are watering. They can almost taste it.
Hoke licks his chops. A low rumble issues from him.
"So we lost by two TD's, big deal. Who wants Mr. Spots?"
Negative person = negative points.
Shame on you JimBob
a vision that you don't post here any more. Sadly, it was a dream and not reality.
Depends on what. I could always go for Spots Wings and some onion rings. If I had that tomorrow I'd be a happy camper.
I'm having my sister bring me up 2 dozen wings and a sack of rings.
She's in metro-Detroit and my sister is driving up from Ann Arbor today?
It's not being pessimistic if it's realistic.
If Hoke and the seniors took Team 134 to the Big House on Friday night and made them run the equivalent of "Herbies" on turf for an hour, with the lights out during the last fifteen minutes, then maybe there could be a "Miracle on Main Street" on Saturday afternoon.
One of the most important things in life is showing up, and I'm blown away with your ability to show up.
Something along the lines of Lou Holtz's epic parking lot speech in '07 prior to kickoff with Oregon.
Brady to be angry for once. Angry. Tell the team they haven't played Michigan football, but Saturday is a great opportunity to show everyone what that really is.
"please come to play today".
If I was going to be getting a speech from Kurt Russel, it better be Snake Plissken.
Or, at the very least, RJ Macready.
We were looking for "Reno Hightower." The correct answer is "Reno Hightower."
White shoes, bitches!
For sneaking in a clip of Rudy in a non-mocking fashion. Shame on you. Great editing, however.
For the clip of Kirsten Dunst in a tight t-shirt.
great video BiSB! laughter and motivation, I needed both
Herb Brooks he ain't.
AFLAC AFLAC AFLAC! AFLAC AFLAC *AFLAC*!
"Gentlemen: The school from Ohio will be bringing fans of a certain bottom-dwelling type to our House. They will include fathers and sons wearing matching sets of buckeye nut necklaces. It is our job to defeat their team and make these goobers cry piterously. . . .pisseously. . . .pattyeously. . . .oh, never mind. MAKE 'EM CRY LIKE HELL!"
If Hoke comes out as Jack Burton Kurt Russell and not Stuntman Mike Kurt Russell, then we be in business.
jack burton isn't going to help these boys. they need to bring in lo pan.
I would pay money to hear Hoke yell "THATS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WINNIN AND LOSING!"
But seriously, "The Team" should just be played on repeat until every player has it memorized.
Play the Al Pacino pregame speech from Any Given Sunday.