this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Hoke T-shirt I made
but I would personally prefer something a little less literal.
This image would make for a good 'We Want You', Uncle Sam style shirt though.
It shouldn't be limited to OSU. Make it for all the Big Ten. Something like...
"Watcha gonna doooo , when the Hoke-A-Maniac runs wild on youuuu.....BROTHERRRR!!!!!
or "on youuuu.... LITTLE BROTHER!!!!"
I'm surprised we haven't seen a hokamania shirt yet.
It's good but don't print any until Hoke demonstrates he has the gravitas to beat tSIO.
Kinda like a snuggie?
You should definitely make it more vague, and maybe get one of the photoshop geniuses on this site to blend the Hoke picture with Uncle Sam or something. Make it a shirt about recruiting maybe? Give him a top hat with wings!