So maybe showing up early and waiting in line isn't such a bad thing afterall?
Hoke promises free donuts to students before noon games
Are they going to be spiked with alcohol?
Clam chowder!!! Hell, someone bring some subs.
RCMB will have a field day with this one.
Not that I care.
(Doesn't matter: Have donuts)
This sounds deliciously homer.
Exactly what i was thinking. The idea of coach Hoke having to contain himself around thousands of donuts is probably the most popular thread on RCMB today.
- They are going to make their "Hoke is fat" jokes regardless. MSU fans are stupid and unimaginative.
- Their coach is the one with the heart problems, so....take the board out of your eye.
- Long term, Hoke is going to own MSU.
How the heck are they to be handed out? at the gate? Boxes on the bleachers? A fighter jet flying overhead and dropping a cascade of donuts at 700 mph?
I'm picturing donuts being thrown in the air after the 1st Michigan touchdown.
Donuts stack nicely in the t-shirt cannon.
I hear they're working a JDDM -Joint Direct Donut Munitions to deliver them laser guided.
Devin and Shane will be launching them into the front rows while Wile and Gibbons punt and kick them to the rows further back
If he had the donuts on his finger, while pointing at students to take them, I would say that would be, tremendous.
I read this in a Hank Hill voice and it was fantastic.
Is a capital idea.
Subs would be so much more effective.
Don't be crazy.
This exchange made me really happy.
I read this and the first thing that popped into my head was" The Michigan Difference". Don't get me wrong, Hot Chocolate with Baileys is right up my ally at this stage of life, just probably not when I was in college. I would have gone with Hot Chocolate and something a little stronger.
I forget what it is called, but on a few noon games when its really cold out, we sometimes start the day with a nice drink with coffee, hot chocolate, rum, and baileys.
I won't give away the main ingredient of the four, but it rhymes with rum.
Sounds like an interesting cocktail recipe.
"I won't give away the main ingredient of the four, but it rhymes with rum."
That doesn't sound so great.
Good, I'm glad I'm not the only one.
I was incredibly apprehensive, but it was smooth. I looked it up; it's Jamacain coffee or some variation.
2 shots rum, 2 of coffee, one of each baileys and hot chocolate!
Break it down for a guy who's watching everything whiz over his head?
a few drunk sorority girls who would be interested in, ahhh, the "alternate" recipe.
Woohoo!! First tenet I live by is not to turn down free food.
Awesome.....awesome to the max.
Steaming hot coffee too? It can get pretty cold early on a November morning. The combination of caffeine and sugar will make for one loud student section.
Leaders and best
I wish I was still in school. I hope they are from Washtenaw Dairy.
Michelle: [holds up box of donuts] Want one?
Tommy: I'd better not. I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem. I used to grab bear claws as a kid, two at a time, and I'd get them lodged right in this region here.
Tommy Boy! Thank you for this. Now I've spent the last 20 minutes watching Chirs Farley clips on youtube.
Just watched Beverly Hills Ninja last night. I'm a pretty big Farley fan.
None of the students care about donuts, we want to tailgate with our friends and sit with our friends too without waiting in line for hours. Going into my senior year, I have waited my time and want my seating group near the field.
Just get there early. No lines. Sit with your friends, wherever you want.
No, it's okay, you are getting a 1-2 dollar donut for your time in line.
It's not about the fans? It is a little though, right?
Only if you're 40 years old and can afford front row seats. Otherwise, screw you plebians.
It's mainly about the players, though.
But Fans = Revenue, and Revenue = Facilities+Coaches = Players, and Players = Wins = Fans.
So really, Fans = Revenue = Players.
The game is, yes. But I meant the seating system (assigned vs GA). That's pretty much about the fans.
Maybe not the start time issue, but the YouTube generation (as mentioned in the other Sorority DrunkSlut thread), that they somehow consider Row A premiere seating, which the rest of us (Class of '87 here) passed on their way onto the field to pull goalposts down (in a drunken frenzy, admittedly). The current generation of students want their 15 minutes of fame, borne of watching from really awful vantage points, via 5 seconds of post-game photography or video from the team celebrations/singing of Hail to the Victors...
Here on mgo, we've made Lloyd Brady and Facepalm Guy actual t-shirted memes. Which student WOULDN'T want that kind of fame/infamy/fame?