Hoke presser: "I will not wear a headset"

From time to time, I do encounter some people that enjoy a good root canal, i.e. endodontics.

That is if they are executed properly and I communicate what we are doing.  I do equate a hypersensitive pulp, irreversible pulpitits, with a boxer who has taken too many blows to the head.  But there are other times where I say the tooth has suffered a high ankle sprain.

Because they haven't made one big enough to fit his head.

If he wore a headset the same people getting pissed and annoyed by him not wearing one, would just find something else to complain about.  I'm more concerned with player development and getting embarrased against the toddler seals, we seem to have the baby ones under control.  If your going to complain about something, complain about the other 100 things that actualy matter.

I don't care if the HC wears a headset or not if the team is winning, but it's Hoke's typical answer to the question why he doesn't that bothers me.  In addition to him claiming not having a headset let's him be more involved in coaching during the game, he always brings up that there's a guy behind him who tells him the plays--as if knowing the playcall is the only thing a headset is useful for!  Gah!!!!  Having a headset may have alerted him to the fact that his starting QB just got dinged in the melon and needs to be taken out of the game immediately.  I don't think the GA behind him passing on the playcall quite suffices in that regard.

If he wore a headset he would be distracted from all the clapping and butt slapping he needs to do.  He might not even get to point at the oblate spheroid made of leather.  He points because he can't pronounce it by the way.  Although that is just hypothetics.

Headsets are for two things:

1)  Getting information

2)  Relaying information to others.

Hoke clearly doesn't want information from anyone.   He doesn't seem to be able to process information on the fly at all.  And he rarely seems to give any information out during a game.  He doesn't call plays.  So really, since he DOESN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING, why does he need a headset?

Oh yeah, maybe if he'd had a headset, and a spotter in the booth, someone could have told him that his freakin' QB was about to pass out on the field last weekend.  But that wouldn't have helped anything, would have it?

Oh the "guy behind the guy"...forgot about him Brady.

PS:  You are a Buffoon.

We must chant " Wear a Headset!" at the games whenever we have the "failure to communicate" bungles.

In college and pro FB, who was the last person you could remember who didn't wear a headset? Me, it's Paterno and Bowden, both program figure heads towards the end for historic programs.

Hoke hasn't earned this no headset pass.  He's about as clued in as an 80 yo Bowden or Paterno was.

WTF is this shit?!!!!

We should piss test Hoke.  Anyone that likes where this team is and where their mindset is certainly high on something.  All Hoke is at this point is a talking head that claps, points, and slaps asses.  Great job you're doing Brady, a great fucking job. 

is also fighting for his job.  There is no assurance Dave Brandon will be gone before him, he can't risk alienating him..

Brady may sound dumb in a press conference, but he probably isn't, and I'm sure he has his own advisors.