Hoke Pointing at Yost
I was one of the 10 people who got to go down on the ice at the intermission for one of those ill devised games (I was on the losing side, but was not the guy who tried to tackle the other team).
Upon walking out, I looked up to where Hoke was sitting and gave him a soild double point. Fortunately, he was not in the middle of consuming one of the fifteen gallons of water he put down during those 2 hours. Within a second, he gave me a stern (but friendly) straight armed single point.
If a Hoke point has never been direced at you, I would highly recommend it.
March 11th, 2012 at 10:10 AM ^
cool
March 11th, 2012 at 10:18 AM ^
you didn't commit.
Ty Isaac???
March 11th, 2012 at 10:18 AM ^
Okay, I'll be your huckleberry.
"Ill devised"
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March 11th, 2012 at 10:20 AM ^
Cool story bro.
March 11th, 2012 at 10:20 AM ^
So now you live forever, right?
March 11th, 2012 at 10:23 AM ^
I think Hoke was pointing for you to put this in the Hoke Points thread three posts down the board...
March 11th, 2012 at 10:52 AM ^
March 11th, 2012 at 11:30 AM ^
You guys are testy about Hoke pointing. No dissention will be tolerated.
March 11th, 2012 at 11:32 AM ^
Entirely different topic.
March 11th, 2012 at 10:41 AM ^
was it like a giant rush of wind hit you? I imagine that would happen, or it would knock you off your feet. Or both
March 11th, 2012 at 11:20 AM ^
March 11th, 2012 at 11:28 AM ^
DAAAAAAMN! I wish Hoke would point at me.
March 11th, 2012 at 11:41 AM ^
Or it didn't happen.
March 11th, 2012 at 11:49 AM ^
Yeah whats the chances of you being so lucky to get pointed at by THE MAN. I also say PROVE IT!!
March 11th, 2012 at 12:02 PM ^
I, too, was pointed at by the great gold pooper. I was in the stands, we locked eyes, I gave him the double point and he single pointed back.
I was everything I thought it could be, and more.
March 11th, 2012 at 12:08 PM ^
March 11th, 2012 at 12:09 PM ^
Always wanted a Blue or Purple Laser Hoker
March 11th, 2012 at 12:43 PM ^
That sounds awesome, I've never seen those colors. Usually the presentations I've seen involve red pointers, but once in awhile someone busts out a bright green one. I kind of want to experience this blue pointer.
Thats awesome as well, you must love your dog as much as you love University of Michigan everything. My compliments to you for coming up with an awesome homage . My cool story is i named my dog after the ohio mascot because his demenaor is very consistant with buckeye behaviour. example (a), he shits anywhere but his toilet.
March 11th, 2012 at 12:56 PM ^
False advertising. I was expecting personified Yost. Not locational Yost.
The awkward moment when he wasnt pointing at you and was just asserting his dominance over the universe.
I prefer to think of a "Hoke points" causing me to get a tuxedo t-shirt, giant angel wings, and becoming he lead singer for Lynyrd Skynyrd.....
I had a dream where Hoke was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then he pointed and I thought, there's something special about him.
I tried to snap a picture, but the sheer weight of the point and stern gaze fried my iPhone's camera lens.
I'd add that event to my resume' if I were you!
In a battle of Hoke pointing, Chuck Norris punching and the Dos Equis guy doing anything he wants ... who wins?
