From my day job. Unfortunately my co-worker Jack is an OSU fan. I hate him and plan to kill him later this afternoon.
Real takeaway here is how much better shape Hoke is in than Chris Christie. Man. Maybe consider getting an elliptical to fall off the back of a FEMA truck. #nopolitico
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/11-photos-that-prove-chris-christie-coac...
#6 looks like the closest
#9
Chritsite resembles Front Butt more than anyone else.
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Close
Except Hoke doesn't have a FUPA.
It's a FUDA on a dude, man.
It's a FUDA on a dude, man.
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P is for Penile
I've always thought jabs at Hoke's weight are overdone
I've always thought jabs at Hoke's weight are overdone. Of course, this is partially because I am less than a year apart from Hoke in age, and am large myself (6'3", 299 pounds) without being morbidly obese.
One thing, at mgoblog and other Michigan sites, is that we haven't been above taking potshots at other coaches with (ahem) weight problems.
I would only expect fat jokes to come out of Columbus and East Lansing, at least until Hoke loses 50 pounds or so. And neither Urban Meyer nor Mark Dantonio appear to be overweight.
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Remind me to never fuck with you in real life
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Got 'em both!
I would only expect fat jokes to come out of Columbus and East Lansing, at least until Hoke loses 50 pounds or so. And neither Urban Meyer nor Mark Dantonio appear to be overweight.
Maybe Hoke can lend Meyer a chin, in the meantime.
IDK about Fulmer
But Weis and Mangina, er, Mangino were ripe for the picking.
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I think both Hoke and
I think both Hoke and Mattison have lost some weight and look in better shape than they did last year.
I'm pretty sure Buzzfeed must
I'm pretty sure Buzzfeed must have OSU alums/fans as contributors. It's small, but that little "Coach of the (recently defeated) Michigan Wolverines" just bugs me. Throw that in there with their post about how Ohio is great (lol) and it's just one of the things that irks me
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
They definitely share a
They definitely share a common ancestor.
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This coach...
...is a large guy so having a big gut is somewhat expected. The really scary problem is that there's so much fat in his head that he doesn't even know the correct name of our biggest rival. It's Ohio State, not just Ohio (which is actually and entirely different school.)
It'll be interesting to see how nasty things get when he's inevitably run out of town.
Shut
Up.
I was afraid someone would
I was afraid someone would post this. Please no Captain Front Butt!!
Hoke would be President if he was involved in politics hahaha
Shoelaces flapping in the wind!
agreed. our man has 100%
agreed. our man has 100% less front butt.
This is home...
Hoke just proves lineman can coach
Seriously, there are few HCs that identify with the American populous. Maybe folks are annoyed that he can coach so well while staying such an everyday person.
What other HC would you actually want as an uncle or neighbor more than Hoke?
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Bill Snyder would be a good
Bill Snyder would be a good grandpa.
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Frank Caliendo...
nuff said.
Hoke is fat but Christie is
Hoke is fat but Christie is at Weis like proportions.
Weis is driven everywhere on campus
KU personnel chauffeur him in a golf cart everywhere, even the 100 yards from the football offices to the practice field. His health issues from weight are concerning to even a non-fan.
Hoke might be large but not morbidly.
"Everybody wants to be a hero, so to speak. But it takes everybody." - Charles Woodson
The difference is that at one
The difference is that at one time Hoke was a muscle bound college linebacker. Now he has some fat on that frame. Weis is a mound of goo dripping off of deteriorating bones... no muscle to carry any of it.
Brady Hoke compared to Chris Christie,
Is quite the honor.
I do not see the comparison.
I do not see the comparison. Christie wore long sleeves in all those pictures.
Fat jokes are for lazy
Fat jokes are for lazy people.
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#3 is eerie - like he's staring through your soul.
Hoke is using the force
in #5
"Welllllll, I think you will bring me that Sugar Bowl trophy"
All those 11 photos proved
is that there are people much fatter than Brady, and also Chris Christie has bad skin.
Maybe Lochdog can come up with a slick new ad campaign. Brady Hoke: great coach, more svelte than Chris Christie, nice skin.
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There are worse people he could resemble
I mean lets be honest.
3-time Wolverine
in the middle of the season,
in the middle of the season, on the Stony & Bill (and Sara) Show, they brought up recent comparisons being made about he & Christie and he interrupted them to say (paraphrasing) "I keep seeing him and thinking, what a good looking man he is!"
i had a good laugh.
"The last Saturday in November at 12 o'clock, that ball being kicked off, there’s nothing like it." - Coach Hoke
While reading this, I
While reading this, I realized—I fucking love Brady Hoke and couldn't not smile when looking at him commanding the troops. Damn.
Mike Martin told me he loves me. My life is quite possibly complete.
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If Hoke sees this comparison
Bet that he will immediately go on a diet and end becoming thinner than Jim Tressel.
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#6 looks like the closest comparison.