Essentially, any overwieght middle aged man with dark hair
Russian Weightlifter Vasiliy Ivanovich Alekseyev
Whats the point in this?
It's the offseason.
Nature abhors a vacuum, and since football hasn't started yet, other stuff will fill the internet tubes. Once toe meets leather against WMU, all the non-essentials will quickly disappear.
We're just having a little fun bro. If you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't be laughing at others. Fwiw I bet coach Hoke would get a kick out of it too. He seems like the jovial sort.
And the Mgobloggers so far have been far more clever than the humorless tosu Hoke haters the other day in the "behind enemy lines" thread. "Fatty fat fat" lol, please. My favorite look alikes so far are either Arty Lange or Jeff Garlin from Curb your Enthusiasm.
Edit: Can anybody tell if that's a bad farmer's tan or crazy armhair?
Bobby Bacala from The Sopranos
NJ Gov. Chris Christie
call Hoke fat when Tressel was a skinny dweeb who likely drank wine coolers to get drunk, and probably couldn't throw a football 10 yards. Hoke is simply the average looking middle aged man, maybe a little heavy, but its better than the college bro they have there now. Fickell is simpy trying to be "cool" and relate to the kids while trying to relive his college glory days.
I agree on sweatervest, but then remember he was the QB on DIII Baldwin Wallace College (OH) National Championship team in '74 I think that his dad Lee was coach.
Just like I really find it hard to believe Lou Holtz was a LB at Kent State
A young Danny Aiello
My father is actually an uncanny lookalike to Hoke. To the point where it even weirds me out a bit. I'll see if I can get a photo of him on here at some point.
I'm going with Bobby Baccala and a little bit of Artie Lange sprinkled in
I can't take credit for the comparison, but I think it is spot on.
Artie Lange, minus all the... stuff
Hoke loves to go fishing with Norm McDonald.
One of the most underrated movies ever.
"Besides back then we didn't have these fancy birth control methods.....like pulling out"
Odd that he never lost weight after all that time. It was a mysterious island.
Maybe he meant a desserted island? In which case you have a high probability of getting heavier.
Dennis Nedry = Hoke w/ glasses