Hockey senior haikus

Submitted by Sambojangles on

So coming off of tonight's exciting win (followed by a great end to the Red Wings game as well), I decided to put together senior haikus for the four seniors on the hockey team, ahead of tomorrow night's senior night. Yes, it's an obvious rip-off of Brian's tradition for the football team. I'm not guaranteeing quality, as we don't get to know as much about the personality of the hockey team as we do the football team. Still, it's my senior year as well, so I feel a special connection with this team as I have been watching them for four years, and the runs in the CCHA tournament in 2010 and NCAA tournament last year were both awesome.

Please add your own 

Luke Glendening:

Walk-on-turned captain
Plays with tons of grit (of course)
Y U NO SCORE MORE?

David Wohlberg:

Top-line scorer
I think you have a troll-face
But your shot's sexy

Greg Pateryn:

Hardest shot on team
Always steady back on D
Grow out mustache, please

Shawn Hunwick:

Hail! Tiny Jesus
Short in stature, large in heart
You deserve Hobey

mich12fan

February 18th, 2012 at 3:02 AM ^

Right where momma keeps the peanut butter. I am personally looking forward to senior night. Always a good way to send out the guys, especially those who don't receive as much proclaim for what they did here. Do it for the seniors, like team 132.