Hey Lineman get your ##@#$ in Gear!!!
ESPN has a list of potential combine freaks which included my superhero B. Graham. It said that he holds the Mich records for bench and clean. That is awesome, but then I remembered Vlad saying Molk was the strongest, then I thought everyone said M. Martin was the strongest then I thought about Will, Omameh, Lewan, Q and the rest of the lineman that are bigger than them and they are all bigger than Graham and he's kicking all their asses.** Unfuckiingacceptable!!!!
Time to push it past 8 hours a week boys NCAA rules be damned.
** Just joking I know most of these guys are young, still amazed a guy Grahams size holds the record if this account is indeed correct. It was just an excuse to post that note about Graham.
February 25th, 2010 at 2:55 PM ^
Thanks, man.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:07 PM ^
And yes, Graham is a beast. I will be rooting for him.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:07 PM ^
MINOTAUUUUUUUUUUR! TASTE THE BEAST!
February 25th, 2010 at 3:28 PM ^
No, I like to rock & roll all night and PART of every day...I usually have errands. I can only rock from like 1 to 3.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:48 PM ^
It's not poison, its got juice in it.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:08 PM ^
Molk is the strongest pound for pound?
February 25th, 2010 at 3:17 PM ^
But I'm pretty sure he weighs more than Graham. Maybe the Graham records are based on a % of weight, baecause I thought Martin had the records.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:18 PM ^
They need to drink more RAWBERRY.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:21 PM ^
kinda reminded me of this
February 25th, 2010 at 8:28 PM ^
Dude, that makes you have 400 babies. I don't want 400 babies.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:25 PM ^
Maybe called the Graham Cracker. Although if he sacks a white QB that might then be considered a hate crime...
February 25th, 2010 at 3:29 PM ^
When you win, you lose.
February 25th, 2010 at 5:43 PM ^
Maybe the smore?
Brett Favre can be the marshmallow.
BG is awesome, not like BJ, but awesome nonetheless.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:27 PM ^
i remember hearing BG has shorter arms than most and that was looked at as a negative for him, but when you have shorter arms in lifting you dont have to extend as far. my old roommate was 5'6" with tiny arms and he could bench 315
February 25th, 2010 at 3:30 PM ^
short arms are good for bench
February 25th, 2010 at 3:31 PM ^
T-Rex. Nuff said.
February 25th, 2010 at 3:49 PM ^
I thought Will Johnson was the best on bench, at least last year. Didn't he do 47 reps at Michigan's pro day? If Graham is stronger than that he could move into the top 10, though I doubt he breaks 40.
February 25th, 2010 at 4:31 PM ^
I don't view it as a insult to the other guys. It's more a compliment to Graham who is just a flat out beast.
February 25th, 2010 at 4:47 PM ^
2006 Roster: 6 feet 2 inches, 274 lbs.
2007 Roster: 6 feet 2 inches, 270 lbs
2008 Roster: 6 feet 2 inches, 270 lbs
2009 Roster: 6 feet 2 inches, 263 lbs.
He definitely got quicker when Barwis showed up.
February 25th, 2010 at 5:25 PM ^
Will Johnson was quite strong when he was here. Remember he broke the bench record or something. If Graham has the record then that is pretty good.
February 25th, 2010 at 6:10 PM ^
Maybe when Vlad said Molk was the strongest, he excluded BG since he's no longer on the team? Just a thought. And Mike Martin is surely a beast, but he's like 295, making him as big or bigger than most of the guys you mentioned. Also, WC is still a freshman in high school, I think he's 18 years old. Give him a little time.
Essentially all the guys you listed as "strong" (BG, MM, and Molk) are older than the guys you are saying need to get into shape. That's not a coincidence.
February 25th, 2010 at 6:54 PM ^
Did you read my whole post?? I said it was a joke at the end and I was just impressed with BG.