a vitally important recap of all the dumb tweets sent during the Harbaugh coaching search
Totally inappropiate... yes I upvoted you.
is getting teased at school because of his birth defects? Cuz that's some funny shit! I suppose those are the leadership lessons you learned at Michigan, eh. Stay classy M-Wolverine.
I'll teach them not to give a shit what others say.
And if Shane was that self-conscious about it, he'd have kept hair on his head.
I'm going to guess because he's a walk on that may or may not be a D1 caliber athlete. Lots of people are 6'5" 270 and can't play football well. No offense Chris
But I was holding out hope for the hat eating festivities. We haven't had a good old fashioned hat eating round these parts in years.
There's one more position group we shouldn't have to worry about for a while.
MO RECEIVERS MO WAYS (to score)
6'4 isn't what it used to be. awesome get though
6'9" is the new 6'4". Hoke can't recruit.
Now you can get your own "Little People" show on TLC.
I'm sure he'll be able to score for this team in Moe Ways than one.
I plan on using a lot more puns. Not sure if this one is the peak or the valley.
"Moe Ways Moe Problems"
Now, who's hot who not
Tell me who rock who sell out in the BIG HOUSE
You tell me who flopped who copped the blue drop
Who jewels got robbed who's mostly Goldie down
To the tube sock, the same ol pimp
Borges, you know ain't nuttin change but my limp
Can't stop till I see my name on a Score Board
Guarantee a million yards pullin all the love
You don't believe in Michigan OSU double up
We don't play around it's a bet lay it down
OSU didn't know me number 9 bet they know me now
I'm the young Wolverine reciever with the Big House Crowd
Can't no Spartan hold me down, Brady
Schooled me to the game, now I know my duty
Stay humble stay low key like Shoelace
True Michigan Man spend no Rings on the INK
And then ya yell there go MOE there go your....
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the Moe Ways we come across
The Moe problems we see
That ten minutes could have been better spent in a myriad of different ways...
And you could have helped a little old lady across the street in the 45 seconds it took to rebuttal the above.
Does this mean that we're in for four years of "Mo Ways" puns whenever he scores or does anything, really?
Yes, and long may this meme reign........
MO FU***** WAY!!!
no front page yet? Brian is sleeping on the job
Mo' WRs, No problems.
Wow! So many Moe Ways for us QB's to throw the ball now!
Not sure why tweet embed is not working.
Twitter is working on security after the AP thing
The best part about this guy is that you can use his name as a pun in Moe Ways than the average recruit.
Welcome to the Michigan family, Mo!
Mo Targets, Mo Possibilities. *my submission*
Someone is on a NEG spree.
Prob a Sparty.
he will be the tallest person to ever wear that number, edging out Tyrece Butler, DiAllo Johnson and Doug Musgrave (didn't know he was at UM ever).
Not to mention Tae Odoms...
Even mercury Hayes? ....pretty sure he was a number 9
a pretty short receiver? Like 5'11" or so?
I went all the way back to 1973 (when I was really young) to find Jim Coode who was starting RT at 6-4. So it's a tie, I guess. To show you how times change, he was 260 when he played. Wikipedia says he died of ALS, which is horrible, of course. Anyway, another tall-ish 9.
Excellent news! Welcome Aboard young master Ways!
A lock to shoot up the rankings, much like Bunting is also
with WR's for this class? Are we set or are we looking to sign another 4/5 Star receiver?
As far as I know, they're looking to get one more, hopefully Artavis Scott. The only other name I remember at they moment is Corey Holmes, but I know there is at least one more with mutual interest. I'm pretty sure they're looking for a slot receiver, which Scott can be.
Honestly I think we take one more receiver. If I had to bet money I think I would guess its Scott. Maybe he jumps on board. That smaller, more shifty slot receiver can be a real difference maker in this offense.
Welcome Moe!!! Very excited to see this kid stretch the field
I'm not writing up a commitment post tonight. It's Draft night!
But I do like Ways.
That's harsh...someone down voted you for waiting a day to write his commitment post. Pure gratitude.
Couldn't have been hard to front page this one. As assured as Brian was, I imagine it's just a click.
like Calvin Johnson out there. A man amongst boys.
Welcome to the Maize and Blue Mr. Ways!!
We too are blessed, in Moe Ways than we can count.
UMMMMMMMM........I know its early......I understand the magnitude of what Im about to say...and yes i am of sound and a sane mind so here it is....WE ARE GONNA WIN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP in a matter of 2 years, If this class keeps building the way its going and with the present talented youth on the team....OMG!!!!!! IM SO HYPED RIGHT NOW, I think i"ll put on my block M shirt and walk down High St in Cols.....PRAY I MAKE IT BACK HOME.........GO BLUE!!!!!!!
That's some true enthusiasm right there. I like it.
Are you excited or something?
be a Michigan Wolverine! This is fun
Love the 6'4" receivers. Congrats. Who is next? Another Wr?