Hello: Maurice Ways
WR Maurice Ways has committed to Michigan
— Allen Trieu (@AllenTrieu) April 25, 2013
RT @moeways: IM A MICHIGAN MAN! JUST COMMITTED TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN!! I'm sooo blessed and I'm thankful… bit.ly/17ZZNko
— Kyle Meinke (@kmeinke) April 25, 2013
The instagram picture Moe linked:
Gotta like how mom and dad put on a suit for the visit!
And while it's not really cool to say mean things about people's abnormalities, it's totally cool to JOKE about them! That reminds me, have you heard the one about Stephen Hawking?
Loosen your tie, brother.....humor hasn't been outlawed just yet, and sometimes that humor is at the expense of celebrities and may involve their appearance.
just disrespect people laughing at others because of their birth "defects."
I would guess he's not as sensitive to jokes about his looks as you are. Comparing his apperance to Hawking's physical condition is the most over the top thing I've read here in some time and that's saying something.
Totally inappropiate... yes I upvoted you.
is getting teased at school because of his birth defects? Cuz that's some funny shit! I suppose those are the leadership lessons you learned at Michigan, eh. Stay classy M-Wolverine.
April 26th, 2013 at 12:53 PM ^
I'll teach them not to give a shit what others say.
And if Shane was that self-conscious about it, he'd have kept hair on his head.
I'm going to guess because he's a walk on that may or may not be a D1 caliber athlete. Lots of people are 6'5" 270 and can't play football well. No offense Chris
Hello: Additional Means!
Not sure it is short enough or rhym-y enough to catch on, but feel free to run with it if you'd like!
MO RECEIVERS MO WAYS (to score)
had to.
6'4 isn't what it used to be. awesome get though
April 25th, 2013 at 11:48 PM ^
Now you can get your own "Little People" show on TLC.
I'm sure he'll be able to score for this team in Moe Ways than one.
I plan on using a lot more puns. Not sure if this one is the peak or the valley.
"Moe Ways Moe Problems"
Now, who's hot who not
Tell me who rock who sell out in the BIG HOUSE
You tell me who flopped who copped the blue drop
Who jewels got robbed who's mostly Goldie down
To the tube sock, the same ol pimp
Borges, you know ain't nuttin change but my limp
Can't stop till I see my name on a Score Board
Guarantee a million yards pullin all the love
You don't believe in Michigan OSU double up
We don't play around it's a bet lay it down
OSU didn't know me number 9 bet they know me now
I'm the young Wolverine reciever with the Big House Crowd
Can't no Spartan hold me down, Brady
Schooled me to the game, now I know my duty
Stay humble stay low key like Shoelace
True Michigan Man spend no Rings on the INK
And then ya yell there go MOE there go your....
I don't know what, they want from me
It's like the Moe Ways we come across
The Moe problems we see
And you could have helped a little old lady across the street in the 45 seconds it took to rebuttal the above.
So could you...
Does this mean that we're in for four years of "Mo Ways" puns whenever he scores or does anything, really?
Yes, and long may this meme reign........
MO FU***** WAY!!!
no front page yet? Brian is sleeping on the job
Not sure why tweet embed is not working.Wow! So many Moe Ways for us QB's to throw the ball now!
The best part about this guy is that you can use his name as a pun in Moe Ways than the average recruit.
Welcome to the Michigan family, Mo!
Mo Targets, Mo Possibilities. *my submission*
Someone is on a NEG spree.
Prob a Sparty.
Mo Better Blue
he will be the tallest person to ever wear that number, edging out Tyrece Butler, DiAllo Johnson and Doug Musgrave (didn't know he was at UM ever).
a pretty short receiver? Like 5'11" or so?
April 25th, 2013 at 11:52 PM ^
I went all the way back to 1973 (when I was really young) to find Jim Coode who was starting RT at 6-4. So it's a tie, I guess. To show you how times change, he was 260 when he played. Wikipedia says he died of ALS, which is horrible, of course. Anyway, another tall-ish 9.
Excellent news! Welcome Aboard young master Ways!
with WR's for this class? Are we set or are we looking to sign another 4/5 Star receiver?
Welcome Moe!!! Very excited to see this kid stretch the field