Hello: Festivus
"Many Christmas' ago I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached...for the last one they had.... but so did another man. As I RAINED BLOWS upon him I realized there HAD to be another WAY!"
"What happened to the doll?"
"It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born! A Festivus... for the REST OF US!!"
December 23rd, 2016 at 4:27 PM ^
Do any of you remember the Ben & Jerry's Festivus flavor? Criminally underrated!
December 23rd, 2016 at 12:06 AM ^
Good thinking Kooger.
December 23rd, 2016 at 12:13 AM ^
When do we start the airing of grievances?
December 23rd, 2016 at 12:07 AM ^
I've got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it.
December 23rd, 2016 at 12:08 AM ^
Can someone create the airing of the grievances thread? I've been saving up a bunch for a long while now.
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December 23rd, 2016 at 12:09 AM ^
Let's begin the airing of grievances!!
December 23rd, 2016 at 12:09 AM ^
Feats of Strength, anyone?
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December 23rd, 2016 at 12:17 AM ^
Feats of strength is actually something I could envision occurring in the Harbaugh household....
December 23rd, 2016 at 12:14 AM ^
I got a lot of problems with you people.
December 23rd, 2016 at 12:20 AM ^
Peace, love, and joy to the world
December 23rd, 2016 at 12:35 AM ^
My grievance for against you is that you've already read my grievance against you.
December 23rd, 2016 at 12:25 AM ^
... IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
December 23rd, 2016 at 12:42 AM ^
Yankee bean,
Yankee bean,
I like my yankee bean...
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December 23rd, 2016 at 1:25 AM ^
Very obscure Seinfeld reference. mobile +1
December 23rd, 2016 at 1:36 AM ^
It was such a dark episode too. I think it also has the Kramer line, "these pretzels are making me thirsty."
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December 23rd, 2016 at 1:34 AM ^
"Stop crying and fight your father."
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December 23rd, 2016 at 9:39 AM ^
By far my favorite line
December 23rd, 2016 at 1:44 AM ^
Yall know there is some young MGoBlogger whippersnapper who has never seen the show whonright now is reading this thread goin WTF.
To that person I have one thing to say: Your future lies with Vandelay Industries. Look em up.
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December 23rd, 2016 at 2:52 AM ^
As a latex salesman.
December 23rd, 2016 at 2:46 AM ^
Invest in Kramerica.
December 23rd, 2016 at 3:07 AM ^
I'd invest in the Bro.
December 23rd, 2016 at 6:48 AM ^
Manssiere!
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December 23rd, 2016 at 3:30 AM ^
King of the County?....... Lord of the Manor?....... Queen of the Castle?
Inquiring minds want to know!
December 23rd, 2016 at 3:40 AM ^
I have a big problem with Big Ten football officials and weasel reporters who went to OSU.
December 23rd, 2016 at 3:54 AM ^
I will use this simply as a place to rant. I'm currently sick and just started taking antibiotics (hooray for a zpack). My pregnant wife is also sick, and while she is due in April with our first (a girl), pregnancy has been quite an adventure for her. Instead of being happy for an extended break and enjoying the holidays, we find ourselves both up at nearly 4am unable to breath and just hoping for April to get here. Blah!
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December 23rd, 2016 at 5:40 AM ^
Welcome to parenthood, might as well get comfortable and make yourself at home because this is only a foreshadow of the next 18 years.
December 23rd, 2016 at 7:33 AM ^
Agreed. And I wouldn't count on things getting easier in April once the baby arrives.
December 23rd, 2016 at 8:55 AM ^
Actually... to make things easier on this young father he should name his girl born in April... April! Lol Sleeping is overrated... Haven't had that shit since 2000.
December 23rd, 2016 at 3:12 PM ^
that the sleepless nights don't stop. As babies they keep you awake. As teenagers on dates, they'll keep you awake...
December 23rd, 2016 at 5:38 AM ^
of losing to the subhumans every year. Sick of it. It angers me!
December 23rd, 2016 at 6:16 AM ^
Serenity now!
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December 23rd, 2016 at 6:41 AM ^
We celebrate it here certainly....
December 23rd, 2016 at 6:42 AM ^
Now is time for the airing of the grievances
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December 23rd, 2016 at 6:45 AM ^
Hi, my name is George, I am unemployed and I live with my parents.
December 23rd, 2016 at 6:59 AM ^
Unlike Kramer, Hopefully your employer is giving you the day off today to celebrate Festivus.
December 23rd, 2016 at 8:29 AM ^
"That's not a right." -Store Manager
December 23rd, 2016 at 11:36 AM ^
Scab!
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December 23rd, 2016 at 7:19 AM ^
This new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.
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December 23rd, 2016 at 2:52 PM ^
That must have been some doll!
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December 23rd, 2016 at 7:48 AM ^
You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...i lost my train of thought.
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December 23rd, 2016 at 8:00 AM ^
It's your heritage, George.
That's why I hate it.
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December 23rd, 2016 at 8:22 AM ^
And now the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people!!!
December 23rd, 2016 at 8:28 AM ^
Welcome, welcome fahoo ramus
Welcome, welcome dahoo damus
Festivus is here to share
So long as we have grievances to air
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