Hell Week Hump Day Haiku

Piss piss piss piss piss

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

Words describing team

Darker Blue has dreams

Dreams that do not make any sense

Need insulin stat

Hoke: great general

Leader and chief hand clapper

Hope he still poops gold

Hail to the Victors,

The Team, The Team, The Team, and

Those who stay will be...

Drink drink drink drink drink
Drink drink drink drink drink drink drink
Drink drink drink drank drunk

Liver grows weaker

Saturdays bring much hardships

Must drink to forget

Forward down the field
A charging team that will not...
Crap, more turnovers

I would like to buy

the world a Coke so the world

could come to the game

Damn we suck again

I can't keep drinking like this

Sunday doghouse sucks

Keeping hope alive

Or giving in to despair

Back and forth I go

The feels are rampant

The butthurt and the Butt hurt.

the deluge behind

 

Players on punt team Words in each line of haiku How do you count

Offense can't move ball

D hung out to dry often

Will this team fracture?

Beat Minnesota

Discontent will still bubble

Like Coca-Cola

 

Weren't you the one saying we should all boycott the team?

Make new plans for a 

beautiful fall Saturday?

No, I will be there

Things like this are one of the many reasons I love this blog.

 

Wolverine Faithful

Contemplate the Fall Season

Ahhh ... maybe next year

Frustrated by fans
Players feeling the pressure
Just win the game guys!

A hoke is a coke

Can both be dumped very soon

Neither soon enough

Oh little brown jug

Wolverines will maul Gophers

Ann Arbor will smile

michigan football

endures the changing season

it still disappoints

Looking forward to

League of Legends and South Park.

Football not so much.

Look not at my screen

Boss, I did work hard today

Time for M Go blog

Gophers, Wolverines

Supposed to be closer in

Hockey than football. 

 

Football faith renews

when the toe meets the leather

team 1 3 5 lets go blue

Coca Cola can
Why do you mock me like this?
I thought we were friends

Feeling so troubled

What is the next drive stopper?

Sparty waits with glee

 

Another year gone

Thought seven years was enough

Peppers, please save us

We need a QB Who will lead the team downfield Without turnovers

Looking back ten years
My discontent seems silly
Now we know real pain

Kill, Minnesota

K - I - L, Minnesota

kill Minnesota

We can win the game

if we just punt on first down

Defense makes the plays

Start Shane or Devin?

It really doesn't matter

Our O-line can't block.

 

Our offense is bad

Special teams are even worse

At least D is good.

 

So much fan anger

Directed at Dave Brandon

Such a giant douche.

 

Mattison is amped

Please get the F##k off the field

Will Hoke ask nicely?

How many players

For a punt Hoke is used to

I only count

i have football tix

nobody wants to see gopher poop

the tigers clinched