Any good Spartan interactions you want to share? We're all cursed with having them as coworkers, neighbors, and sadly even family members. So what do you have?
I'll go with a CSB:
I get back home from seeing Yuja Wang in the Hill Auditorium (she's good, it's worth it) and find a Jeep Wrangler parked in my reserved spot. A spot that has a cover on it, a numer and some signs in the lot saying "Covered Parking is Reserved".
As I exit my vehicle to check this out I notice the plate liner reading "Michigan State Alumni". As I walk around the vehicle I find this Wrangler does not have its top on. No, it's a brand new Jeep Wrangler that is wide open. Heck even the cellphone charger is dangling out of the DC jack. No one is around, wide open Jeep, brand new leather interior, Sparty plate.
All I can do is look up at the sky and go "Lord, why must you tempt me to commit felonies so? Why?".
Because I'm not Spartan material I merely call the good people at Brewer's towing. Within 20 minutes the Jeep is gone.
Well Sparty doesn't notice I had his car towed until Monday evening (it was towed Sunday at 7 pm). I assume this is because he lacks any kind of job and the ability to realize that a bright yellow GTO is now parked where his Jeep was.
When he does notice he comes storming out of his apartment to swear at my wife as she is in the process of getting into the car. Big dude, swarthy, clearly needs to shave more frequently and the like. Comes out screaming at a small Asian girl.
At this point our pet malamute (imagine a husky that is supersized up to 110 pounds), who was previously very excited about his ride in the car, worms his way out of the back seat and jumps out the open the door. I'm just leaving the apartment in time to see his guy freeze as our dog plants himself between my wife and the guy, lets our a very low growl and suddenly silence fills the parking lot. Turns out he's not such a man when faced with muscle and fangs.
I get in the guy's face a bit for yelling at my wife like that. We've lived at our current place for three years and know all the neighbors, so some of the other guys come out as well and get in the guy's face as well. Sparty slinks back inside.
So in conculsion, why can't they stay on their side of the state where they belong. Also I'm preparing myself for "Hmmmm someone keyed my car, I wonder who that could be....".