I made a hype video because we're going to win!
a big fuck you goes out to Kirk, Sweatervest, Spielman, Columbus, truck drivers, the state of Ohio, Joe the plumber, Senator Voinivich, Rutherford B Hayes, Grover Cleveland (I know he isn't from Ohio but his last name sucks), Salmon P Chase, Ohio River, the Bungles, the Browns, Neil Armstrong, Dean Martin, Drew Carey (Bob Barker would kick his ass), Thomas Edison (incadescent lightbulbs aren't green friendly, dick), William McKinley (Thanks a lot for the Spanish-American war, dick), Pete Rose, R.L. Stine (goosebumps ran its course, dick), Ted Tuner, Aresenio Hall (how's your talk show going?), and any other mullet loving piece of amphiban shit. The best parts of them ran down the crack of their momma's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress.
Go Blue! Beat the Bucknuts.
Grover Cleveland was best part thank you.
William McKinley (Thanks a lot for the Spanish-American war, dick)
Probably my favorite part of this post so far (aside from the sweet ass hype video!)
Hey, the Span Am war was great for America. It allows us to continue to give Castro the finger from Gitmo
Fun Fact: back in the day, R.L. Stine was literally churning out 2-3 of those books a month.
Last year's videos were the same 8 plays over and over again.
Yeah, but every single one is an offense play, and in the back of my mind I know that in half those games the opposing team just comes back and shreds us. Sigh. I love the "knock you out" hype video from the ,80's and 90's, 95% defense, back when they were big and nasty, with names like Messener, Sword, Foote, etc, etc, when opposing QB's were getting crushed, and lucky to get up again, and not picking us apart at will, what's McCartney doing now a days?? Heard he's being considered again for CU's coach, crap, bring him back here as our D coordinator, McCartney's Monsters Part Deuix....dang, where's my medication??
There are two defensive highlights in there. Honestly if I had wanted to I probably could have made a pretty impressive defensive highlight video; it would just consist of every good defensive play we made this year.
I saw this on YouTube ... (not sure how to embed!)
here are is the first one!
Big ups for using Harlem in a hype video.
I HATE Ohio State