Harbaugh on the Onion again
I think they like us. So this time we have a neat pre-game meal. I searched all 12 pages of the board and did a search on "the Onion" to make sure it's not a double post so if it is, yank it please.
"Wild-Eyed Jim Harbaugh Informs Players They Must Kill Their Pregame Meal"
http://www.theonion.com/article/wild-eyed-jim-harbaugh-informs-players-…
September 28th, 2015 at 10:35 PM ^
At least do that in the shower or something.
September 29th, 2015 at 10:08 AM ^
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September 28th, 2015 at 10:08 PM ^
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September 28th, 2015 at 10:18 PM ^
September 28th, 2015 at 10:29 PM ^
Did you not see him scramble on Saturday, the kids got wheels! Ruddock gave him a head start and that elk still didnt stand a chance!
September 28th, 2015 at 10:30 PM ^
he can be extra stealthy while stalking....
September 28th, 2015 at 10:39 PM ^
He'd have to make his own bow from materials found in the wilderness though
September 28th, 2015 at 10:46 PM ^
but i think the string would be even tougher. maybe use dried entrails? leather strips? i'd have to ponder that for a bit.
September 28th, 2015 at 11:30 PM ^
The big question here is does he have to recraft new weapons each week? Or can he make a bow over the couse of a season. If he can do that he could definitely dry out some entrails or even make some leather for the bow.
September 29th, 2015 at 12:10 AM ^
I'd assume he's allowed to make one over the course of a season, but every minute spent making a bow is going to make it that much more likely that he goes hungry before the game.
Honestly, I'm not sure I'd advise a guy who recently stalked and killed an elk with his bare hands to spend time making a bow. Sounds like he's ahead of the curve already.
September 29th, 2015 at 12:05 AM ^
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September 29th, 2015 at 8:36 AM ^
Going to be tough to fit that on the back of his jersey.
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September 29th, 2015 at 9:37 AM ^
As part of Harbaugh's contract, the Arb, Gallup Park and the golf course have been stocked with game animals for pre-game hunting.
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September 28th, 2015 at 10:47 PM ^
The Onion is practically the Big Ten version of The Every Three Weekly
Edit:
Here is a list of locations that it was distributed in print:
- Ann Arbor, Michigan
- Austin, Texas
- Boulder, Colorado
- Champaign–Urbana, Illinois
- Chicago, Illinois
- Columbus, Ohio
- Denver, Colorado
- Indianapolis, Indiana
- Los Angeles, California
- Madison, Wisconsin
- Milwaukee, Wisconsin
- Minneapolis, Minnesota
- New York City, New York
- Omaha, Nebraska
- Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
- Providence, Rhode Island
- San Francisco, California
- Santa Fe, New Mexico
- Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- Washington, D.C.
September 28th, 2015 at 10:56 PM ^
No way Jim Harbaugh tells his players to eat anything. Hungry football players play best.
September 28th, 2015 at 11:23 PM ^
Leaders eat last
September 29th, 2015 at 10:12 AM ^
Hungry football players may play best, but it doesn't work so well for hungry coaches.
Maybe Brady should have eaten before games.
September 29th, 2015 at 7:20 PM ^
September 29th, 2015 at 12:16 AM ^
Is that anything like being "on" the Chronic, or "on" Cocaine? I hope not- it sounds serious.
September 29th, 2015 at 12:51 AM ^
September 29th, 2015 at 10:13 AM ^
I can't see his number, but it kind of looks like Jabrill
September 29th, 2015 at 1:16 PM ^
That's not Jabrill. Jabrill's off camera, chasing the wolf.
September 29th, 2015 at 6:32 PM ^
Players get helmet stickers for doing it all with nothing but their hands.