Harbaugh Fettig: Class of 2034

Submitted by UMProud on

Didn't see this anywhere...

https://twitter.com/CoachJim4UM


Gregg Fettig and his wife, Lani, were looking for a match while deciding the name of their fourth child.

Their oldest son was named Hogan after famed wrestler Hulk Hogan. Their middle boys were named Colt and Case, after the McCoy brothers who were Texas quarterbacks. Lani wanted another "H" sports name to match Hogan.

“I was brainstorming and said, ‘What about Harbaugh?’ and she said, ‘I love it,’ ” Gregg Fettig said. “So we had to kind of keep it from the family. Obviously, we grew up Michigan fans. That’s how the origin happened.

“I don’t know if my kids will play football but you want good, aspiring football names. So when you hear a tackle at a football game, Harbaugh Fettig sounds pretty tough.”

http://www.freep.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/wolverines/2017/04/19/michigan-football-jim-harbaugh/100647340/

 

rob f

April 19th, 2017 at 9:02 PM ^

Now we just have to figure out which Northern Michigan MGoUser is Harbaugh's dad or mom. After all, another article I saw today about the family says they reside in Moran, MI. (Edit) Another clue: the young lad "Harbaugh" is the youngest of 4 sons. How many sons do you have again, XtraMelanin? ;-)

The Krusty Kra…

April 19th, 2017 at 8:25 PM ^

Neg me all you want but I know some of you MGoPosters agree, while this is a cute story, this is also weird. Naming your child after a coach or after ESPN or something like that is just plain... Not normal. Name your dog, your cat, anything after a sports figure - sure why not. Hell, even give the kid the same first two names as Jim, but going this specific is very odd behavior.

xtramelanin

April 19th, 2017 at 9:30 PM ^

it would be utter chaos.  i'm afraid though that after the good humor and snark it could turn ugly, so i won't post that.  tempting though...

i couldn't name a child something like that, but a bird dog on the other hand, most definitely.  named two of them after family members who were michigan grads from the 1800's.   bird dog is one step down from child.  important step, but only one...

evenyoubrutus

April 19th, 2017 at 9:38 PM ^

Lol that is awesome XM! And also pretty amazing that your family ties to UM go back that far. My first son is named after my grandfather, who introduced my dad to Michigan football, which lead to my sick obsession. It's getting tougher to sneak in the Michigan ties without her knowing

evenyoubrutus

April 19th, 2017 at 10:06 PM ^

We find out in a few weeks. That was actually one reason I suggested Harbaugh, because it could theoretically work with both a boy and a girl. If it is a boy I may try to sneak Charles Desmond in as a backup. I think she would be on board with a Michigan themed name as long as it isn't ridiculous. Lol.

Everyone Murders

April 20th, 2017 at 8:40 AM ^

As someone who has had a step-relative (into the family through a sibling's marriage) just recently go from "outboard" to "inboard" surgically, I can assure you that it's much easier to determine the sex of a child (biological matter and 99.9% of the time an easy call) than the gender of a child (social construct).  The gender thing with my step-relative didn't get sorted out until early adulthood.  I'm still educating myself about these things, so probably being a bit clumsy on the topic.*

Bottom line is the Brutus family may not know the gender of their child for a while yet!  Which is why "Bo" is a very safe name - works equally well for Schembechlers and Dereks.

*For example, it turns out the correct technical term for the procedure is not actually "outboard -> inboard" surgery but gender-reassignment surgery.  Who knew?

uncle leo

April 20th, 2017 at 8:58 AM ^

Mug Constanza. Or ketchup? Pretty name for a girl.

To the story, Harbaugh is a great coach, but a horrible first name. How about Jim?

As soon as I came of age, I'd be in the courthouse signing some new name documents.