Happy Birthday Shoelace, kinda
Doctors officially recognize today as Denard Robinson's birthday. This is up for debate though, considering Shoelace is so fast..."HOW FAST IS HE?"....that he ripped a massive hole in a continuum vortex during birth and destroyed time.
Who knows his true birth date or age. I like to think of Shoelace as a time-traveling gypsy who decided it might be fun to be a Wolverine QB for 4 years.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:47 PM ^
today is my birthday and now i've got a killer ice-breaker for when i meet him.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:48 PM ^
That'd probably creep him out.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:45 PM ^
he could get away fast enough.
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:04 PM ^
i would never actually bring that up in the extremely off chance i got to chat with him. what would i expect, a high five?
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:03 PM ^
It creeped ME out!!!
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:38 PM ^
I wish today was my birthday.
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:03 PM ^
Speaking of going fast and the dimension of time: it may in fact be possible for Denard to be here FOREVER. Think about this, according to the principles of the Theory of Relativity (think Einstein), the faster you go, the slower time is for you (only for you). So, as time travels at a normal pace for us, it travels slower for Denard (I heard he can outrun lightning). Now, the way the math works, the closer to the speed of light you get, the slower time moves until time stops (as you reach the speed of light).
Thus, if Denard can only get a little faster, time will stop for him and he will never use up his NCAA eligibility.
Thus, if Denard can only get a little faster, time will stop for him and he will never use up his NCAA eligibility.
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:06 PM ^
Well done gentlemen, well done.