You snooze you lose. I will now bask in the warm glow of being the Creator of the Open Thread, and cordially accept all the benefits that come with said position.
B1G Games:
UAB at (16) Ohio State
CMU at Iowa
UTEP at Wisconsin
Games of Interest:
Virginia at (17) TCU
Maryland at (8) WVU
Not the biggest smorgasbord of early games, but I'd do anything for a few primers until 8pm...
Well then
Your vitriol is spilling over
Your vitriol is spilling over this week, ND Sux. As you request:
Super Bowl XLXI -
February 5, 2017
Los Angeles Browns at New England Patriots
Key storylines:
Brady attempting to get his 8th Super Bowl ring.
Browns seemingly have advantage due to new 'two hand touch' player safety rule which was implemented at the beginning of the season.
. Commence .
Hail.
Touche sir.
LA Browns made me giggle.
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
In the future the Superbowl
In the future the Superbowl is played in the stadium of one of the two teams? lol "at New England"
By that time, Zoltan has
By that time, Zoltan has purchased the franchise and moved them to the moon. That was a typo. It's supposed to be New New England Patriots. Also, due to the lower gravity, Zoltan is no longer eligible to punt for any NFL team, as they lose too many footballs.
Hail.
Did the Browns move to the
Did the Browns move to the NFC?
(I want more of this elaborate story)
Avatar is a reference to this. Go Blue!
In his old age, Jerry Jones
In his old age, Jerry Jones channeled his inner Al "Plastic Pants" Davis and demanded to be in the Amurican Footbaw Conference, since he still bought into the fact that they were America's Team.
Cleveland Browns owner, (and former minority owner of the Steelers) Jimmy Haslam, took this as an opportunity to troll the Browns fans, and moved the team to LA. His rationale was "Who in their right mind would stay in Cleveland?"
That's pretty much it.
Hail.
If LA tries to take the browns
I will chain myself to their stadium and go on a hunger strike until the deal is cancelled or I die from exposure.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
From An EDSBS Tweet
A sign supposedly seen in the GameDay crowd already forming in Tallahassee: "Not Sure If Serious Or Just Clemson Football". Nice. I hope to see this one live later, if they show it.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
I saw that sign when
I saw that sign when SportsCenter had Kirk on for a few questions. They used the Fry from Futurama meme. Pretty funny.
GO BLUE
You mean this?
So great.
You've earned many valuable
I wish football started at 9
Then I would have a purpose for waking up early
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
You should move...
...to the west coast.
To the OP: I graciously allowed you to start the early games open thread. No need to send a thank-you card; your glowing admiration is enough for me
"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"
"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"
~George Walden
It does, if you live on west
It does, if you live on west coast. I'd strongly consider moving.
"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.
I wish I could
Watch ALL the football!!
So hot. Milk was a bad choice.
Too bad
This thread is too early and will be irrelevant in 2/1/2 hours...but Go Blue!!
Denard Robinson......They're not going to catch him!
This thread will never be
This thread will never be irrelevant, so long as everyone involved is honest with themselves and open with their true feelings on this cold Saturday morning. It feels, to me at least, that you are holding back. This is a place of healing. Do not be afraid to share.
Hail.
David Pollack makes me want
David Pollack makes me want to hurt someone.
I turned the tv off after he
I turned the tv off after he said we don't know anything about Alabama's defense yet because they haven't played anybody. He then said he can't wait to see them go up against Tennessee's offense. He may have said a few more idiotic things but I wasn't sticking around to hear it.
David Pollack also said he
David Pollack also said he didn't think UM would make a bowl last year. Even Herbstriet laughed at him.
Oh David.
Pretty sure florida's defense shut Tennessee down in the second half of their game last week. He couldn't learn anything from that?
If I tell you it's Easter, you better start looking for eggs.
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
I have never heard him say
I have never heard him say anything other than negative things about Michigan, which seems a bit odd since he's a Georgia guy.
If Ann Arbor is a whore, why didn't you get in?
What is he talking about
He said denard can't throw on the espnu show. But he was just on the espn show and said the thing that made tebow special was he big physical guy who could throw. Have u seen any football David? Denard can't throw but tebow can.
Early game thread before
Early game thread before gameday thread?
Surely you are mistaken. I
Surely you are mistaken. I know not what you mean.
Hail.
Clemson Hangover
Thought this was clever:
Not at the table, Clemson
Not at the table, Clemson
If I tell you it's Easter, you better start looking for eggs.
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
My lady LOVES college fball
and loves to watch ND. She hates them as I do, but she's hoping to bear witness to the inevitable head explosion.
Lady ND Sux = awesomeness
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
hmm...
tell her to swing by my place and I will give her an inevitable head explosion.
booyah!
We are the dead.
wow that's clever
wow that's clever
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
Hey OP, why don't you start a
Hey OP, why don't you start a Happy Birthday Denard thread?
Umm... I already did. That's
Umm... I already did. That's the name of this thread.
Hail.
(No subject)
He's only little older than
He's only little older than me. Puts things in perspective.
I'll be 28 for the Nebraska
I'll be 28 for the Nebraska game. You shut your dirty mouth, you haven't even been able to drink at bars for a full year. Thanks for making me add Metamucil to my wife's shopping list.
Hail.
You are definately on a roll
You are definately on a roll this morning.
Uhh
tears for Fisher. WOW that's tough!
"So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah!" -- Lloyd
I find it a little ridiculous
I find it a little ridiculous that Florida State hasn't sold out a game since they played Oklahoma last year.
"Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off"
Go Cocks!
Avatar is a reference to this. Go Blue!
ahem
...
"So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah!" -- Lloyd
Happy Birthday Denard!
Happy Birthday Denard!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DENARD!!!
Bring home a W from South Bend guys! GO BLUE!!! Looking like its going to be an awesome Saturday!
We hate Michigan State. We don't like Penn State too. We don't care for Minnesota, Wisconsin or Notre Dame but we all hate O-S-U.
Michigan Blue 2008 block M hockey jersey still for sale for 50.00. FREE S/H
Happy Birthday Denard!
Beat Notre Dame!
I've got nothing.......
It's Denard's
It's Denard's birthday and nobody has posted this yet?
Practice makes perfect. Unless you're the Buckeyes. Then you have to cheat.
"The only good player"
Fuck
"The only good player"
Fuck you Corso
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
Can Lee Corso...
get put into a home sometime soon? I know this is something idiots often say, but kids from California, Texas and the south are not faster.
Using this logic, we should only recruit tall, skinny Jamacian nationals. Then we could totally run on everyone!
Go Blue!
I don't know why I put myself
I don't know why I put myself through the pain of watching game day.
Brian Kelly hoping for Denard
Brian Kelly hoping for Denard to get hurt pregame. Stay classy BK.
No mention of Funchess. I
No mention of Funchess. I don't think these espn guys do any research. F EM!!!!
...commence basking. Why not go ahead and start the one for next week, too? Super bowl?
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke