HEY, [Goalie], it's your mom... she says, YOU SUCK.
Handy Sheet of Hockey Chants
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (until the player steps in the box). SEE YA! CHUMP, DICK, WUSS, DOUCHEBAG, ASSHOLE, PRICK, CHEATER, BITCH, WHORE, SLUT, COCKSUCKERS
This is missing motherfucker. It should be added.
I know this was already discussed before, but I'm glad you took the time to compile this. Now all I have to do is get my girlfriend to memorize all these before the game tomorrow. I mean, who needs to study for finals, AMIRITE?
Also, so pumped for tomorrow! Woooooo!
are more important than your finals. Michigan hockey needs the support more than your future.
If (oh hell, let's face it, WHEN) a couple of goons from State suckerpunch a Michigan player from behind, knock him unconscious, and slash him in the neck with a stick, the proper chant is:
F*CK YOU STATE... F*CK YOU STATE...
That one's a good all-purpose kind of chant, really....weddings, funerals, commencement ceremonies (especially at State)....it's really a chant for all seasons.
...my wife (a Sparty) will catch me whistling "if you can't get into college, go to State," especially during televised MSU sporting events. It's a reflex at this point, but it has started more than one fight.
you can go to State. Thugs.
[EDIT]: I suck at embedding
Palmisano will be in goal for State....
I wish I wasn't broke and instead I was there tomorrow
I'm looking forward to singing If you can't get into college go to state, if you can't get into state shoot yourself, and if you can't shoot yourself re-apply
This happened. Bring your A-game, fans.
Seeing that video still angers up my fists. Conboy blows goats.
Be prepared to remind everyone how big a joke MSU hockey is. They sell about 4,000 tickets for each game for their 6,000 seat arena and let students in free. Plus they couldn't sell their allotment for the Big Chill and sent some of the tickets back. JOKE
THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR HUGGING THE ENEMY
it's worth repeating:
FUCK YOU, STATE.
I love the chants, but I'm worried about tomorrow. I fear I'll be surrounded by non-hockey folk attending the Big Chill to say they went, and them getting and usher to kick me out. I know too many times during football games I've gotten back looks after chewing out various OSU fans (most of the time some asshole wearing OSU shit to some random B10 game). Is this just stupid paranoia or likely to happen?
has to get used to the chants from the student section or they shouldn't brought tickets to the Big Chill. I'm hoping that the atmosphere will be amped up times a thousand compared to Yost which is saying a lot.
I has to agree with you.
they piped in a phone ringing over the loud speaker, just for old tyme sakes.
for posting this thread
If Michigan is on a penalty kill (we have someone in the box), YIIIIIIP (when we clear the puck from our half of the ice)
Not to nitpick, but if you ask me it is more of a high pitched, "Woooop!"
it started because of Brandon Yip who was on BU and the students were harassing him while he brought up the puck on the powerplay.....not to nitpick.
Thank you. Thats good to know. I have been inadvertently whooping for the last two years!
I'm sitting in Breslin right now for their winter commencement and where Magic Johnson just said the latter S in "Spartans" is for "special."
Bonus: the one professor in M doctoral robes is laughing out of her chair.
I am perpetually grateful for that little bit of GPA that didn't see me end up an MSU journalism student.
Thank you for sharing this. It is too good to be true, but I know that it is.
Is there anyway that you have video? Please.
The Go Blue chant with the cowbell is 4 times of the regular tap combo and one final ending combo, instead of 3 and 1 like with football. So don't get confused and ask "why did they do an extra time?" like somebody screwed up. Yes, the entire student section screwed up except you, that's definitely what happened, girl that stood near me at a hockey game a few weeks ago
Any time "Temptation" (the football you suck song) is played
There's one at the Joe Louis Arena that this guy does at the start of EVERY period. As soon as the ref drops the puck, He shouts "WHY HAVEN'T WE SCORED YET! The M hockey band had started doing this, but it needs to be organized. But he's added more over the years to it. "Why haven't we scored yet, in this building, on this night, on this day, against this sorry team, against that sieve"! And there is another one that goes "THERE'S A SIEVE IN THIS HOUSE, IF YOU SEE HIM POINT HIM OUT, SIEVE"!