Haiku stress relief
September 23rd, 2012 at 10:49 AM ^
I'm not good at these
How is a Haiku calming?
Irony is here
September 23rd, 2012 at 10:51 AM ^
The loss does sting, true
Sans turnovers, we played well
Hope for games to come
Denard, still leading
We enjoy his last season
Purdue in two weeks
September 23rd, 2012 at 10:56 AM ^
Denard played poorly
10 and 2 can still be reached
Big Ten champions
September 23rd, 2012 at 10:54 AM ^
Not sure this qualifies as a Haiku, but here you go:
In the darkest hour
The Maize and Blue still glimmers
The sun will shine on
September 23rd, 2012 at 10:58 AM ^
The conference blows
Warmth the dumpster fire brings
Warming our trophy
September 23rd, 2012 at 10:58 AM ^
We were wearing white
But Denard thought we were blue
In the end he's right
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:01 AM ^
Nothing is ever as good or bad as it seems.
The team will get better. The future is still very bright!
September 23rd, 2012 at 2:48 PM ^
dear internet friend
you are doing it wrong. now,
please try again. cheers
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:05 AM ^
disproportionality
Very long two weeks
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:07 AM ^
A little longer
Denard graduates in May
bring back the MANBALL
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 AM ^
While I love Denard
Taco Pants I long for you
Please come back Navarre
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 AM ^
One interception.
Another interception.
Fuck. Six turnovers.
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 AM ^
To make matter worse,
Next Saturday is wife day.
Oh wait, I'm single.
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:34 AM ^
More self-inflicted wounds than a suicide convention
shiny helmets distract
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM ^
I got drunk for game
Punched a wall at the Blue Lep
Hand is now in cast
September 23rd, 2012 at 7:30 PM ^
Oh, you too? You should see Korby's in South Bend!
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:55 AM ^
Oh Brian Kelly,
purple faced wizard of rage,
you're still a loser.
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM ^
Five interceptions
Five goddamn interceptions
What the hell was that?
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM ^
Nightmares persist now
little green men with gold heads
snatching my passes
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:22 PM ^
September 23rd, 2012 at 2:52 PM ^
your words fit the form
like michigan players fit
3-3-5. GERG? GERG?!
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:37 PM ^
Should be 3 and 1
Denard, Y U throw MOAR picks?
Now I has a sad.
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:46 PM ^
Too Much Flash
I don't blame Denard
Well, I blame him a little
But Borges, Borges, Borges...
When Simplicity Is Enough
We're not a great team
But we could be very good
Manball was working
One Can Only Do So Much
Our defense looked great
When your QB throws 4 picks
Something is not right
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:50 PM ^
Big Ten play awaits
Tallest team in midget-land
Still gets the Rose Bowl
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:27 PM ^
Carpe deez nuts Notre Dame
Vive le Denard
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:38 PM ^
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:40 PM ^
It could be worse. You could be living in Northwest Arkansas and posting topics like the one that follows on Razorbacks' message boards, while actually getting people to respond to it and think it's within the realm of possibility:
Posted: Yesterday 10:07 PM
I know it is a long shot, but...
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:43 PM ^
It never really began
but it was so real
September 23rd, 2012 at 2:48 PM ^
Don't play every down
like you are down by seven
with two seconds left.
September 23rd, 2012 at 3:36 PM ^
woke up this morning
empty bottles ev'rywhere
massive hangover
September 23rd, 2012 at 6:19 PM ^
Big Ten Champion
Will not be ranked in top ten
final poll results
September 23rd, 2012 at 6:29 PM ^
September 23rd, 2012 at 6:35 PM ^
I don't see a loss
I don't see a victory
I see potential
September 24th, 2012 at 2:46 AM ^
Let's get off the ledge
Put it all in perspective
Could be Iowa
September 24th, 2012 at 11:17 AM ^
My 4 year old son
will not remember this game
BK is foiled
September 24th, 2012 at 11:30 AM ^
Mount Doom spews hatred
Iowa trembles in fear
Hawkeye of Sauron