Haiku stress relief

By htownwolverine — September 23rd, 2012 at 10:42 AM — 36 comments
Melancholy blues

alas all not forsaken

10 2 Hail Go Blue

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September 23rd, 2012 at 10:49 AM | I'm not good at these How is (Score:1)
Lionsfan
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Joined: 06/03/2011
MGoPoints: 3903

I'm not good at these

How is a Haiku calming?

Irony is here

If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

StraightDave owes me a steak dinner

September 23rd, 2012 at 10:51 AM | Some Haikus Then... (Score:2)
LSAClassOf2000
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Joined: 01/07/2011
MGoPoints: 8729

The loss does sting, true

Sans turnovers, we played well

Hope for games to come

 

Denard, still leading

We enjoy his last season

Purdue in two weeks

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

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September 23rd, 2012 at 10:56 AM | Denard played poorly 10 and 2 (Score:1)
BlueGoM
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Denard played poorly

10 and 2 can still be reached

  Big Ten champions

 

September 23rd, 2012 at 10:54 AM | Ok, I'll bite (Score:1)
HAIL_YES
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Joined: 04/18/2011
MGoPoints: 300

Not sure this qualifies as a Haiku, but here you go:

In the darkest hour

The Maize and Blue still glimmers

The sun will shine on

September 23rd, 2012 at 10:58 AM | The conference blows Warmth (Score:5 Normal)
BeileinBuddy
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MGoPoints: 756

The conference blows

Warmth the dumpster fire brings

Warming our trophy

North Campus' resident Sport Management major
Michigan Concrete Canoe Team - http://umich.edu/~concanoe

September 23rd, 2012 at 10:58 AM | We were wearing white But (Score:3 Normal)
HHW
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MGoPoints: 2150

We were wearing white

But Denard thought we were blue

In the end he's right

I just destroyed that toilet with a huge Rosenberg.

September 23rd, 2012 at 11:01 AM | try this one (Score:0 Offtopic)
September 23rd, 2012 at 2:48 PM | dear internet friend you are (Score:3 Normal)
Wenham Wolverine
Joined: 08/10/2010
MGoPoints: 1216

dear internet friend

you are doing it wrong. now,

please try again. cheers

September 23rd, 2012 at 11:05 AM | Denard (Score:4 Normal)
TrppWlbrnID
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Joined: 10/29/2009
MGoPoints: 7881

Denard Turnovers

disproportionality

Very long two weeks

2013 resolution - make it onto the 2014 favorite MGoPosters post, not ironically
September 23rd, 2012 at 11:07 AM | A little longer Denard (Score:2 Normal)
sheepdog
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A little longer

Denard graduates in May

bring back the MANBALL

September 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 AM | While I love Denard Taco (Score:4 Normal)
HHW
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MGoPoints: 2150

While I love Denard

Taco Pants I long for you

Please come back Navarre

 

I just destroyed that toilet with a huge Rosenberg.

September 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 AM | One interception.   Another (Score:5 Normal)
orobs
Joined: 10/03/2010
MGoPoints: 1729

One interception.

 

Another interception.

 

Fuck.  Six turnovers.

 

September 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 AM | To make matter worse, Next (Score:5 Normal)
BlueBarron
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MGoPoints: 2944

To make matter worse,
Next Saturday is wife day.
Oh wait, I'm single.

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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:34 AM | Leaping, Grasping, Interfering (Score:1)
quiverfull
Joined: 12/21/2011
MGoPoints: 521

More self-inflicted wounds than a suicide convention

 

shiny helmets distract

 

 

 

 

 

Quiverfull

September 23rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM | I got drunk for game Punched (Score:5 Normal)
Indy Wolverine
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MGoPoints: 777

I got drunk for game

Punched a wall at the Blue Lep

Hand is now in cast

September 23rd, 2012 at 7:30 PM | Oh, you too? You should see (Score:1)
BOX House
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Joined: 12/14/2008
MGoPoints: 672

Oh, you too? You should see Korby's in South Bend!

Life and Loss with Michigan Basketball

September 23rd, 2012 at 11:55 AM | Haiku I (Score:4 Normal)
Fake Jim Harbaugh
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Oh Brian Kelly,

purple faced wizard of rage,

you're still a loser.

 

September 23rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM | haiku (Score:3 Normal)
snowcrash
Joined: 07/22/2008
MGoPoints: 1566

Five interceptions

Five goddamn interceptions

What the hell was that?

September 23rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM | Nightmares persist now little (Score:2 Normal)
BornInAA
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MGoPoints: 3668

Nightmares persist now

little green men with gold heads

snatching my passes

life is like a box of chocolates... and you got the Whizzo Quality Assortment

September 23rd, 2012 at 12:22 PM | Throw the ball away Take a (Score:1 Normal)
TSimpson77
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Throw the ball away

Take a sack

FML

September 23rd, 2012 at 2:52 PM | your words fit the form like (Score:3 Normal)
Wenham Wolverine
Joined: 08/10/2010
MGoPoints: 1216

your words fit the form

like michigan players fit

3-3-5. GERG? GERG?!

September 23rd, 2012 at 12:37 PM | Should be 3 and 1 Denard, Y U (Score:4 Normal)
mgokev
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Should be 3 and 1

Denard, Y U throw MOAR picks?

Now I has a sad.

GO BLUE

September 23rd, 2012 at 12:46 PM | Three for the Board (Score:0 Trolling)
September 23rd, 2012 at 12:50 PM | Big Ten play awaits Tallest (Score:3 Normal)
BiSB
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Big Ten play awaits

Tallest team in midget-land

Still gets the Rose Bowl

They no longer call me Bisbiño

September 23rd, 2012 at 1:27 PM | . (Score:1)
sbeck04
Joined: 09/20/2010
MGoPoints: 365

I hate "golden domes"

Carpe deez nuts Notre Dame

Vive le Denard

September 23rd, 2012 at 1:38 PM | THE KNOWLEDGE lied. (Score:3 Underrated)
trueblueintexas
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THE KNOWLEDGE lied. Yes
Thought you were from the future
Where are you now. Yes.

"Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation." - Edward R. Murrow

September 23rd, 2012 at 1:40 PM | Not a Haiku but (Score:1 Overrated)
State Street
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It could be worse.  You could be living in Northwest Arkansas and posting topics like the one that follows on Razorbacks' message boards, while actually getting people to respond to it and think it's within the realm of possibility:

 

Posted: Yesterday 10:07 PM

I know it is a long shot, but... 

If we did hire Jon Gruden, does anybody have any idea who he would bring in as offensive & defensive coordinators? position coaches? I guess he would run a West Coast offense like Joe Montana & Steve Young's Niners, but what kind of D would he run? Could he get us Top Ten recruiting classes?
September 23rd, 2012 at 1:43 PM | * (Score:2)
Haikulio
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I know it's over

It never really began

but it was so real

September 23rd, 2012 at 2:48 PM | Advice For Denard (Score:3 Normal)
wlvrine
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Joined: 09/25/2008
MGoPoints: 1462

Don't play every down

like you are down by seven

with two seconds left.

September 23rd, 2012 at 3:36 PM | woke up this morning empty (Score:2)
andrewG
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MGoPoints: 970

woke up this morning

empty bottles ev'rywhere

massive hangover

September 23rd, 2012 at 6:19 PM | Big Ten Champion Will not be (Score:1)
blue95
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MGoPoints: 703

Big Ten Champion
Will not be ranked in top ten
final poll results

mgoblog: it's a perfectly cromulent website

September 23rd, 2012 at 6:29 PM | Let's get nuts. (Score:1)
techyooper
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Let's get nuts.

derelicte

September 23rd, 2012 at 6:35 PM | Mine (Score:2)
ppToilet
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I don't see a loss

I don't see a victory

I see potential

September 24th, 2012 at 2:46 AM | The ledge (Score:1)
MidMichiganLaurence
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MGoPoints: 219

Let's get off the ledge

Put it all in perspective

Could be Iowa

September 24th, 2012 at 11:17 AM | Foiled (Score:2)
sammylittle
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MGoPoints: 1894

My 4 year old son

will not remember this game

BK is foiled

September 24th, 2012 at 11:30 AM | AIRBHG (Score:2)
wlvrine
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Mount Doom spews hatred

Iowa trembles in fear

Hawkeye of Sauron

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