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Haiku stress relief

By htownwolverine — September 23rd, 2012 at 10:42 AM — 36 comments
Melancholy blues

alas all not forsaken

10 2 Hail Go Blue
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September 23rd, 2012 at 10:49 AM | I'm not good at these How is (Score:1)
Lionsfan
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I'm not good at these

How is a Haiku calming?

Irony is here

If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

StraightDave owes me a steak dinner

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September 23rd, 2012 at 10:51 AM | Some Haikus Then... (Score:2)
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The loss does sting, true

Sans turnovers, we played well

Hope for games to come

 

Denard, still leading

We enjoy his last season

Purdue in two weeks

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3

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September 23rd, 2012 at 10:56 AM | Denard played poorly 10 and 2 (Score:1)
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Denard played poorly

10 and 2 can still be reached

  Big Ten champions

 

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September 23rd, 2012 at 10:54 AM | Ok, I'll bite (Score:1)
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Not sure this qualifies as a Haiku, but here you go:

In the darkest hour

The Maize and Blue still glimmers

The sun will shine on

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September 23rd, 2012 at 10:58 AM | The conference blows Warmth (Score:5 Normal)
BeileinBuddy
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The conference blows

Warmth the dumpster fire brings

Warming our trophy

North Campus' resident Sport Management major
Michigan Concrete Canoe Team - http://umich.edu/~concanoe

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September 23rd, 2012 at 10:58 AM | We were wearing white But (Score:3 Normal)
HHW
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We were wearing white

But Denard thought we were blue

In the end he's right

I just destroyed that toilet with a huge Rosenberg.

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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:01 AM | try this one (Score:0 Offtopic)
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Nothing is ever as good or bad as it seems. 

The team will get better.  The future is still very bright!

 

Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you.  -Satchel Paige

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September 23rd, 2012 at 2:48 PM | dear internet friend you are (Score:3 Normal)
Wenham Wolverine
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dear internet friend

you are doing it wrong. now,

please try again. cheers

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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:05 AM | Denard (Score:4 Normal)
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Denard Turnovers

disproportionality

Very long two weeks

2013 resolution - make it onto the 2014 favorite MGoPosters post, not ironically
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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:07 AM | A little longer Denard (Score:2 Normal)
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A little longer

Denard graduates in May

bring back the MANBALL

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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 AM | While I love Denard Taco (Score:4 Normal)
HHW
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While I love Denard

Taco Pants I long for you

Please come back Navarre

 

I just destroyed that toilet with a huge Rosenberg.

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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 AM | One interception.   Another (Score:5 Normal)
orobs
Joined: 10/03/2010
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One interception.

 

Another interception.

 

Fuck.  Six turnovers.

 

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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:27 AM | To make matter worse, Next (Score:5 Normal)
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To make matter worse,
Next Saturday is wife day.
Oh wait, I'm single.

Photography Facebook Page. Lots of Michigan sports photos. And planes, lots of planes:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Barron-Photography/13379

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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:34 AM | Leaping, Grasping, Interfering (Score:1)
quiverfull
Joined: 12/21/2011
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More self-inflicted wounds than a suicide convention

 

shiny helmets distract

 

 

 

 

 

Quiverfull

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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:53 AM | I got drunk for game Punched (Score:5 Normal)
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I got drunk for game

Punched a wall at the Blue Lep

Hand is now in cast

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September 23rd, 2012 at 7:30 PM | Oh, you too? You should see (Score:1)
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Oh, you too? You should see Korby's in South Bend!

Life and Loss with Michigan Basketball

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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:55 AM | Haiku I (Score:4 Normal)
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Oh Brian Kelly,

purple faced wizard of rage,

you're still a loser.

 

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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:58 AM | haiku (Score:3 Normal)
snowcrash
Joined: 07/22/2008
MGoPoints: 1566

Five interceptions

Five goddamn interceptions

What the hell was that?

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September 23rd, 2012 at 11:59 AM | Nightmares persist now little (Score:2 Normal)
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Nightmares persist now

little green men with gold heads

snatching my passes

life is like a box of chocolates... and you got the Whizzo Quality Assortment

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September 23rd, 2012 at 12:22 PM | Throw the ball away Take a (Score:1 Normal)
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Throw the ball away

Take a sack

FML

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September 23rd, 2012 at 2:52 PM | your words fit the form like (Score:3 Normal)
Wenham Wolverine
Joined: 08/10/2010
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your words fit the form

like michigan players fit

3-3-5. GERG? GERG?!

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September 23rd, 2012 at 12:37 PM | Should be 3 and 1 Denard, Y U (Score:4 Normal)
mgokev
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Should be 3 and 1

Denard, Y U throw MOAR picks?

Now I has a sad.

GO BLUE

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September 23rd, 2012 at 12:46 PM | Three for the Board (Score:0 Trolling)
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Too Much Flash

I don't blame Denard

Well, I blame him a little

But Borges, Borges, Borges...

 

When Simplicity Is Enough

We're not a great team

But we could be very good

Manball was working

 

One Can Only Do So Much

Our defense looked great

When your QB throws 4 picks

Something is not right

"The Artes, The Scientia, The Veritas."

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September 23rd, 2012 at 12:50 PM | Big Ten play awaits Tallest (Score:3 Normal)
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Big Ten play awaits

Tallest team in midget-land

Still gets the Rose Bowl

They no longer call me Bisbiño

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September 23rd, 2012 at 1:27 PM | . (Score:1)
sbeck04
Joined: 09/20/2010
MGoPoints: 365

I hate "golden domes"

Carpe deez nuts Notre Dame

Vive le Denard

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September 23rd, 2012 at 1:38 PM | THE KNOWLEDGE lied. (Score:3 Underrated)
trueblueintexas
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THE KNOWLEDGE lied. Yes
Thought you were from the future
Where are you now. Yes.

"Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation." - Edward R. Murrow

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September 23rd, 2012 at 1:40 PM | Not a Haiku but (Score:1 Overrated)
State Street
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It could be worse.  You could be living in Northwest Arkansas and posting topics like the one that follows on Razorbacks' message boards, while actually getting people to respond to it and think it's within the realm of possibility:

 

Posted: Yesterday 10:07 PM

I know it is a long shot, but... 


If we did hire Jon Gruden, does anybody have any idea who he would bring in as offensive & defensive coordinators? position coaches? I guess he would run a West Coast offense like Joe Montana & Steve Young's Niners, but what kind of D would he run? Could he get us Top Ten recruiting classes?
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September 23rd, 2012 at 1:43 PM | * (Score:2)
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I know it's over

It never really began

but it was so real

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September 23rd, 2012 at 2:48 PM | Advice For Denard (Score:3 Normal)
wlvrine
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Don't play every down

like you are down by seven

with two seconds left.

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September 23rd, 2012 at 3:36 PM | woke up this morning empty (Score:2)
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woke up this morning

empty bottles ev'rywhere

massive hangover

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September 23rd, 2012 at 6:19 PM | Big Ten Champion Will not be (Score:1)
blue95
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Big Ten Champion
Will not be ranked in top ten
final poll results

mgoblog: it's a perfectly cromulent website

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September 23rd, 2012 at 6:29 PM | Let's get nuts. (Score:1)
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Let's get nuts.

derelicte

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September 23rd, 2012 at 6:35 PM | Mine (Score:2)
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I don't see a loss

I don't see a victory

I see potential

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September 24th, 2012 at 2:46 AM | The ledge (Score:1)
MidMichiganLaurence
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Let's get off the ledge

Put it all in perspective

Could be Iowa

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September 24th, 2012 at 11:17 AM | Foiled (Score:2)
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My 4 year old son

will not remember this game

BK is foiled

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September 24th, 2012 at 11:30 AM | AIRBHG (Score:2)
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Mount Doom spews hatred

Iowa trembles in fear

Hawkeye of Sauron

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