Haiku Hump Day
Countdown to Kickoff
Seventeen long days to go
Hold me TomVH
Countdown to Kickoff: Day 17 http://t.co/fOX2tEDpSS
— mgovideo (@mgovideo) August 14, 2013
August 14th, 2013 at 9:00 AM ^
August 14th, 2013 at 9:07 AM ^
thread title not bad
but somebody will repost
i'm drinking soju
August 14th, 2013 at 9:09 AM ^
...buddy. Mods take note. I've made your day harder.
August 14th, 2013 at 9:22 AM ^
I have to admit
If not for my haiku love
It would have been me
August 14th, 2013 at 11:38 AM ^
Aye, but it was me
I'll take one for the team, guys
Chips in seventeen
August 14th, 2013 at 10:04 AM ^
I love mgovideo. That is all.
August 14th, 2013 at 9:01 AM ^
August 14th, 2013 at 10:55 AM ^
Humperdink. Stop it!
Humperdink, HUMPERDINK! AIEE!
Stop saying that name!
August 14th, 2013 at 1:28 PM ^
Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Julie, guess what day it is
Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
August 14th, 2013 at 9:01 AM ^
Football is starting real soon
Summer is ending
August 14th, 2013 at 9:03 AM ^
Autumn is the best
Football is my favorite
but Hockey is cool
August 14th, 2013 at 9:03 AM ^
Devin Gardner Heisman
If the Oline blocks well
Lets go blue
August 14th, 2013 at 9:31 AM ^
August 14th, 2013 at 10:45 AM ^
If you want nitpicks
Haikus are about nature
Not witty retorts
August 14th, 2013 at 12:19 PM ^
Cooler temps for us
Bright hues are all around us
Autumn is close by
or
Hail to the Victors
Give us a Valient effort
Beat the Chippewas
August 14th, 2013 at 9:04 AM ^
I don't think I've ever heard Cam Gordon talk so much in one sitting. He's learned to be very articulate and gave a great interview. The best bit was him talking about how he could now see what he was like, himself, as a freshman.
August 14th, 2013 at 9:07 AM ^
Sister's cat is gone
In a matter of moments
JGB smiles
No more demon cat
MGB wants a puppy
GD FML
August 14th, 2013 at 9:13 AM ^
Fall is quickly approaching
Should do some work now
August 14th, 2013 at 9:14 AM ^
Seventeen days now
Until I take my seat there
Inside the Big House
OR...
Sat down at my desk
Remembered new process starts
Terrible mistake
August 14th, 2013 at 9:14 AM ^
I'll miss Denard's "WHAA ?" and smile
But bring on DG
August 14th, 2013 at 9:20 AM ^
I watched a program
not the one you are thinking
W.W. tread lightly
August 14th, 2013 at 9:27 AM ^
Apple orchard scents
Children awaiting school bus
M football beckons
August 14th, 2013 at 9:29 AM ^
Gardner gives it to Green
Lewan, Countess, Washington
World order is restored
August 14th, 2013 at 9:29 AM ^
There once was a truck driving brosef,
From Ohio, whose first name was Joseph.
Used a cooler for toilet,
His friends' beer, he doth spoiled it.
His hygiene was due to psychosis.
August 14th, 2013 at 9:40 AM ^
Tom was a consummate Sparty,
Never missed out on a party.
Denard's neck didn't break,
Call a foul, fergodsake!
He's as dirty as Darren McCarty.
August 14th, 2013 at 9:48 AM ^
and calculating (and bush league in general) although you've gotta love him for racking up penalty minutes over stuff like this:
Also what are the odds this results in two minutes for boarding and a double minor for roughing in 2012-2013? I'm going with about 10,000:1.
August 14th, 2013 at 9:53 AM ^
Surprisingly few things both rhyme with Sparty, and are able to be worked in as topical. It was my best option. I refused to call him farty.
August 14th, 2013 at 9:56 AM ^
I wasn't trying to be all defensive or anything, McCarty certainly wasn't a Boy Scout on the ice.
August 14th, 2013 at 10:07 AM ^
I miss the Grind Line as much as anyone. I also think that hockey has the coolest nicknames for lines. Give me a name like the Grind Line, the Russian Five, or the Legion of Doom over the Bad Boys, the Big Three, or even the Fab Five any day.
August 14th, 2013 at 10:20 AM ^
I didn't "get" that the Production Line was supposed to be linked to the auto industry, I still remember feeling like an idiot when seven or eight year old me made some remark about how it was funny that Detroit was known for an actual production line and that happened to be the name they took on.
Grind Line awesome name
Fab Five also pretty cool
Production Line best
August 14th, 2013 at 11:17 AM ^
It's crazy how much Refs have escalated penalties since the '04 lockout. During Fight Night at the Joe, McCarty only got a double minor, and Shanahan didn't even get a penalty. In total, the refs only gave out 144 minutes that night
August 14th, 2013 at 9:29 AM ^
Does anyone know if and when their will be a practice scrimmage and if so, will it be open to the media?
August 14th, 2013 at 9:32 AM ^
August 14th, 2013 at 9:30 AM ^
Mealer cut his beard
Miller tastes great less filling?
Missing David Molk
August 14th, 2013 at 9:30 AM ^
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator
August 14th, 2013 at 9:39 AM ^
Your spelling needs work
The word you're looking for is
Refrigerator
August 14th, 2013 at 9:31 AM ^
Hey what day is it?
Huh-heh Huh-heh Huh-hah HAH!
It's hump day-yyy-yyy!
August 14th, 2013 at 9:32 AM ^
August 14th, 2013 at 9:44 AM ^
I thought Heiko was humping people again...
Then I remembered what day it was, and that the board loves Haiku's! (myself included)
Brady Hoke is cool
Al Borges loves the Pistol
Swag Mattison's Blitz
Or
August 14th, 2013 at 10:13 AM ^
Oh my...
Mattison's swag meter seems to be exponentially expanding!
August 14th, 2013 at 2:29 PM ^
OK man, you win.
August 14th, 2013 at 9:36 AM ^
Catch, gather the sun
Prostates growing strong
Live until you die
August 14th, 2013 at 9:37 AM ^
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
August 14th, 2013 at 9:38 AM ^
Want more interviews
Extend Countdown To Kickoff
Besta luck with that
August 14th, 2013 at 9:38 AM ^
Had tacos last night
Carpet bombing the office
Co-workers hate me
August 14th, 2013 at 9:43 AM ^
Am missing dearly
Comment mod'ration outcomes
Karma value 1
August 14th, 2013 at 9:44 AM ^
August 14th, 2013 at 9:45 AM ^
Stepped outside today
It felt like football weather
Can't sit still at work.