Haiku ennui time! Haiku ennui time!

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Make a Haiku too
About your neg rushing blues
Still helmet wings have

MikeCohodes

November 15th, 2013 at 6:07 PM ^

Going tomorrow
But not very excited
Please can we pass more?

This was a long week
No run game, no Da'Shawn Hand
Thank God for Batkid

Make-a-Wish did great
In San Francisco today
Best feel good story

straight-gangs…

November 15th, 2013 at 6:17 PM ^

40min of fighting with with gogo-inflight in order to catch up on the board, and the first thing I see is one of the ridiculously annoying Haiku threads..... Sorry, just salty about traveling over the weekend for work.

Jacoby

November 15th, 2013 at 6:37 PM ^

Paging old-timers!
Where's Billy Taylor. Runs like
bull with bee in ear.

Roller skate O line.
Pad level low or something.
Dust off Dan Dierdorf.

What should I do on
the last day in November?
Perfect day for zoo.

chatster

November 15th, 2013 at 7:57 PM ^

More time for cryin’
Or saving pride at Ryan?
Blue win? Who’s buyin’?
 
(My sign of the times
Was if I’d write more long rhymes
I’d be charged with crimes)
 
Might be a hard sell.
Will Northwestern game end well?
You never can tell.
 
 
 

Hurricane

November 15th, 2013 at 8:09 PM ^

We needed a Hand

Instead we received a fist

right in the nutsack

 

Borges is not thin

Brady Hoke is fat also

Nick Saban is svelte

 

Year three regression

Manball fails when line can't block

The future is bleak

 

Win on Saturday

Start to salvage the season

Stop gnashing of teeth

 

 

In reply to by You Only Live Twice

Hurricane

November 16th, 2013 at 4:34 AM ^

Rodriguez was fat

he also was going bald

he wore red wristbands

 

Red is not allowed

we call them "Ohio" now

we'll still lose badly

 

MANBALL reigns supreme

works as well as GERG's defense

bizarro future

 

 

You Only Live Twice

November 15th, 2013 at 10:52 PM ^

so how does someone

who can write such a good verse

have negative points

 

something is not fair

or it could be the very

system is broken

 

 

 

BILG

November 16th, 2013 at 12:42 AM ^

Quick outs are open

Bubble screen might work for Blue

But Al says Fuck You

...

Power to the left

Over Tackle to the right

Strategy good night

...

With a spoon I cut

With a fork I eat my soup

My logic is poop