GREG is not GERG

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:24 PM
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GREG is not GERG

Let it be known from this day forth on MGoBoard.

Greg Mattison is to never be called Gerg Mattison.

May the name die forever with the new regime.

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:25 PM | I'm pretty sure (Score:1)
willis j
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that I drank so much during the season and days after that I already forgot who GERG was.

January 18th, 2011 at 10:43 PM | Lucky. (Score:1)
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Lucky.

Your friendly neighborhood contrarian.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:30 PM | MERG! No?....I'll run with (Score:1)
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MERG!

No?....I'll run with it.

I SAID "M" AS IN MANCY...

January 18th, 2011 at 10:41 PM | You're probably going to get (Score:1)
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You're probably going to get a +1 from me everytime I see you post just for that line in your signature. Can't wait for Archer to be on again.

 

Oh, and on topic, I wonder what GERG and his fantastic hair/inability to coach a defense will be up to next season...

CSE - Class of 2012

January 18th, 2011 at 9:32 PM | Greg "mothafuckin' gatling (Score:1)
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Greg "mothafuckin' gatling gun" Mattison

Sent From My Commodore 64

January 18th, 2011 at 10:02 PM | Ok someone with photoshop talent (Score:1)
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Greg "Mothafuckin' gatling gun" Mattison holding a gatling gun, to symbolize how we are about to be mowing down offenses. Bitches. A gif would be ideal, but I'm not picky.

How 'bout I punchisize your face, for free.

January 18th, 2011 at 10:23 PM | (No subject) (Score:1)
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January 18th, 2011 at 10:27 PM | Here you go (Score:1)
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Funny GIFs - Machine Gun Kitty Reloaded
see more Gifs

January 19th, 2011 at 7:13 PM | Here (Score:1)
Drkboarder
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I'm considering an animated .gif series out of this.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:32 PM | I'll call him GOD if he gets (Score:1)
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I'll call him GOD if he gets us in the top 50 in scoring defense.

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:33 PM | Now that we have Greg... (Score:1)
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Still need a D-line coach, right?  And a QB coach?

January 18th, 2011 at 9:34 PM | Type carefully my friends. (Score:1)
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Type carefully my friends.

I hope to be like dang for large sections of the season.

You come at the king, you best not miss.
 

January 18th, 2011 at 10:37 PM | I agree (Score:1)
Cope
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I'll call only one God, and pray He blesses Greg and Michigan. Go Blue(prayer?)!!

A Journey of Father and Son
http://mysonsfirstbible.blogspot.com/2013/05/15-things-you-may-have-miss...

January 19th, 2011 at 12:35 AM | I'm definitely thanking God (Score:1)
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I'm definitely thanking God for this hire for sure.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

January 19th, 2011 at 5:03 PM | Me too! (Score:1)
Cope
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:-D

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:34 PM | I may be in the minority but (Score:1)
mrider
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I may be in the minority but I hope the GERG nickname stays and GREG adopts it. GERG just adds a laugh into everyones day.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:48 PM | (No subject) (Score:1)
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I hope to be like dang for large sections of the season.

You come at the king, you best not miss.
 

January 18th, 2011 at 9:48 PM | GERG just adds a laugh into everyones day. (Score:1)
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apparently not

Posted from my Dell Venue Pro

Brilliant!

"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - K

January 18th, 2011 at 9:56 PM | Guess I am in the minority. I (Score:1)
mrider
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Guess I am in the minority. I am a fearless rebellion though GERG will live on.

January 18th, 2011 at 10:51 PM | GERG is worth a laugh (Score:1)
Cope
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although it's blatantly making fun of the unfortunate beaver-loving bearer of the name. Mattison will receive my Greg.
My GERG laughs were only to ease the pain and are no longer necessary.

A Journey of Father and Son
http://mysonsfirstbible.blogspot.com/2013/05/15-things-you-may-have-miss...

January 19th, 2011 at 6:53 PM | The GERG nickname can live on (Score:1)
jmblue
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The GERG nickname can live on - if it's in reference to Greg Robinson.  Not the current Greg who is DC.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:34 PM | GMAT? (Score:1)
Undefeated drea...
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He's all business!

Wanting something to be true does not make it true.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:38 PM | You got my vote (Score:1)
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You got my vote

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:44 PM | Yes! (Score:1)
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That is it!

January 18th, 2011 at 9:35 PM | how about just "G." no (Score:1)
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how about just "G."

no explanation needed.

Status: Pending

January 18th, 2011 at 9:38 PM | There can only be one G. (Score:1)
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Sent From My Commodore 64

January 18th, 2011 at 9:41 PM | But what if? (Score:1)
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We need to say, "Look at that GD defense!"

Then everyone could get rattled because of the possible flagrant cussing...with that said...ain't nothin but a g thang baby.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:35 PM | Coach the (Score:1)
Laser Wolf
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Coach the Ravens?

NEVERMORE.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:37 PM |   big difference (Score:1)
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big difference

January 18th, 2011 at 9:38 PM | Umm... (Score:1)
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So I'm relatively new to the site...can someone please fill me in on how the name GERG originated?

'Cats comin' for y'all

January 18th, 2011 at 9:58 PM | Back when he was at Syracuse, (Score:1)
jmblue
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Back when he was at Syracuse, the blog EDSBS wrote an article on him and accidentally typed "Gerg" instead of "Greg," then decided it seemed somehow appropriate for him.  I forgot how it ended up in all caps. 

January 18th, 2011 at 9:39 PM | Greg Mattison (Score:1)
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anagrams to "Megaton Grits".

I'm sold.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:43 PM | From now on, I shall call him (Score:1)
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From now on, I shall call him this. 

Sent From My Commodore 64

January 18th, 2011 at 11:59 PM | Grits Mattison. (Score:1)
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I LIKE it.

M'Dog

January 19th, 2011 at 5:30 PM | or (Score:1)
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Megatron Stig

As a fan of both Transformers and Top Gear, I need no further proof that Coach Mattison is our guy.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:39 PM | Indeed (Score:1)
jmblue
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The top-5 OSU teams that were largely shut down by his defenses in '95 and '96 would agree.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:40 PM | His nickname should be (Score:1)
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His nickname should be "GMAT".......because he's all business.

Edit: Fuck, I'm not quite as uniquely clever as I thought.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:41 PM | Beat by Undefeated Dream (Score:1)
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Beat by Undefeated Dream Season 1992 by a few minutes. That doesn't mean I don't still love it.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:40 PM | Does he carry one of these around? (Score:1)
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January 18th, 2011 at 9:42 PM | I'm so excited about this new (Score:1)
goblue12
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I'm so excited about this new defensive staff... With  Hoke and Mattison maybe there's hope to resurrect Big Will... I mean come on, the guy is 6'5 300 pounds 

January 18th, 2011 at 9:42 PM | LOL (Score:1)
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I will sure miss his hair.  Somebody should photoshop his hair on Mattison.

Go Big Red!
January 18th, 2011 at 10:04 PM | Don't hate on the hair... (Score:1)
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Photobucket

all the dude wanted was his rug back...

January 19th, 2011 at 1:09 AM | That is epic (Score:1)
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That is epic. +1 to you sir.

Go Big Red!
January 19th, 2011 at 9:16 AM | Someone needs to get... (Score:1)
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GMAT this rug asap. I don't know, but he just looks distinguished in that hair. I'm talking the President of the United States distinguished (almost as prestigeous a position as the DC of the UM Wolverines, but not quite).

January 18th, 2011 at 9:43 PM | I just checked Greg's (Score:1)
bleep bloop
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I just checked Greg's wikipedia page, and it already says he's our DC. Wow people are quick to that sort of thing.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:56 PM | Also (Score:1)
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he no longer has a page on the Ravens website

Posted from my Dell Venue Pro

Brilliant!

"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - K

January 18th, 2011 at 9:52 PM | To be GERG requires a wierd stuffed animal fettish and good hair (Score:1)
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May GERG RIP.  Onward and upward.  No more amazingly uncovered receivers multiple times per game on the same play.  No more stuffed beaver petting.  No more "I have no idea what to do" looks by the DC.  No more switching players around just to try something different.  And no more 3-3-5.

God Bless America and M Football!

Welcome GMAT!

One can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
 

January 18th, 2011 at 10:07 PM | You forgot one (Score:1)
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No more picking your nose on the sidelines.

Christ in me arise and dispel all the darkness.

January 18th, 2011 at 9:57 PM | Greg M. (Score:1)
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Let's pray that he dosn't bring a stuffed raven with him.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

January 18th, 2011 at 10:02 PM | He can bring all the stuffed (Score:1)
jmblue
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He can bring all the stuffed animals he wants if he can get results.

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