The great MGoBlackout of 2012: How did you survive?

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I made pineapple cornbread.

Hardware Sushi

August 13th, 2012 at 7:22 PM ^

So which movie did you decide is best?

Maybe they'll get Bourne back for one of the future movies?

To your last point, I think it is the same plot basically recycled. The Bourne series is like the 'Snuke' South Park episode where they keep going "Who's in charge here?" "Well not anymore you're not". Each film has the head conspirator and/or investigator die and then subsequent film just has some guy that happened to be his/her boss. Legacy is the same thing except he's a better Jason Bourne. 

I still really like them because they're exciting. 24 was the same way...

rjc

August 13th, 2012 at 6:58 PM ^

Refresh, refresh, refresh...  it didn't quite reach the level of "Derrick Green Sunday" but there was definitely some compulsive behavior at my keyboard.

ILL_Legel

August 13th, 2012 at 6:58 PM ^

In Shanghai, I wake up early every morning to read the blog.  I actually had to exercise this morning instead of sitting on the couch reading every word.  Very upsetting.

Toby Flenderson

August 13th, 2012 at 7:04 PM ^

I slipped myself some pink Xanies and danced around the house all over in pink pantines. My mom was gone, that fucking broad will never understand me. Im not gay i just wanted to boogie to some marvin. 

;)

MadMonkey

August 13th, 2012 at 8:54 PM ^

[Verse 1] I'm a f-ckin' walkin' paradox, no I'm not Threesomes with a fuckin' triceratops, Reptar Rappin' as I'm mockin' deaf rock stars Wearin' synthetic wigs made of Anwar's dreadlocks Bedrock, harder than a muthaf-ckin' Flintstone Makin' crack rocks outta pissy n-gga fishbone This n-gga Jasper tryna get grown About five-seven of his bitches in my bedroom Swallow the cinnamon, I'mma scribble this sin and shit While Syd is tellin' me that she's been gettin' intimate with men Syd, shut the fuck up Here's the number to my therapist Tell him all your problems, he's f-ckin' awesome with listenin' Wolf Haley, Golf Wang [Verse 2] Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses I told him to quit bitchin', this isn't a f-ckin' hotline For a f-ckin' shrink, sheesh I already got mine And he's not f-ckin' workin', I think I'm wastin' my damn time I'm clockin' three past six and goin' postal This the revenge of the dicks, that's nine cocks that cock nines This ain't no V Tech shit or Columbine But after bowlin', I went home to some damn Adventure Time (What'd you do?) I slipped myself some pink Xanies And danced around the house in all-over print panties My mom's gone, that fuckin' broad will never understand me I'm not gay, I just wanna boogie to some Marvin (What you think of Hayley Williams?) F-ck her, Wolf Haley robbin' ‘em I'll crash that f-ckin' airplane at that faggot n-gga B.o.B is in And stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn esophagus And won't stop until the cops come in I'm an over achiever, so how 'bout I start a team of leaders And pick up Stevie Wonder to be the wide receiver Green paper, gold teeth and pregnant gold retrievers All I want, f-ck money, diamonds and bitches, don't need ‘em But where the fat ones at, I got somethin' to feed ‘em In some cookin' books the black kids never wanted to read ‘em Snap back, green ch-ch-chia f-ckin' leaves It's been a couple months, and Tina still ain't permed her fuckin' weave, damn

True Blue in CO

August 13th, 2012 at 7:05 PM ^

brought back memories of the January 2011 MGoBoard failures at the height of the coaching change. At least there were messages to let us know why the board was offline today.

BlueLotCrew

August 13th, 2012 at 7:07 PM ^

And notified him that his employees are home at noon on a Monday furiously masturbating because he can't read a blog about college kids during his lunch hour. I think I got the job.

BlueLotCrew

August 13th, 2012 at 8:34 PM ^

and you weren't at home?  I wouldn't make any large purchases if I were you... in case your boss is on this board.  Between public masturbation, not working a full day, and admitting to getting baked on a regular basis, the clock may be ticking.

LB

August 13th, 2012 at 7:28 PM ^

I had a scheduled phone conference cancelled. My recyling bin is about 1/2 full now. I hope I don't have to do that again for a while.