Graveyard Shift Open Thread

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January 20th, 2011 at 1:43 AM
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Graveyard Shift Open Thread

Welcome night crew. Last night seemed to be a success. This thread is to recap the day's Michigan athletic's news. I am sure with these honest and innocent intentions that it will unravel into a late night booze and illegal substance posbang galore.

Recap:

1. Borges is awesome

2. Mattison is even more awesomer

3. yostlovesme wants a michigan snuggie with a an attractive woman included for x-mas.

4. Old people can coach.

5. Countess is most likely going to be a wolverine.

6. lolcats are awesomest to the point of $30 million.

7. Tate isn't coming back!!!11!!1!

8. Sad Panda

9. Instate coaches hate RR.

14. No Twitter Talk

10. RR was recruiting for Michigan in 2007

11. Anne Hathaway is new Catwoman in upcoming Batman film.

13. Will Hill is a man's man when it comes to multitasking.

12. BlueDragon is awesome

13. MLive are a bunch of ninnies

14. Recruiting is making a comeback

15. DB is a carbon copy robot of Ric Flair combined with the Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase.

1A. Braylon speaks in fourth person and everybody gets DUIs and murders.

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January 20th, 2011 at 1:45 AM | 7.  Tate isn't coming (Score:1)
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7.  Tate isn't coming back!!!!!!

8.  Sad panda.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

January 20th, 2011 at 1:44 AM | You forgot in state coaches (Score:1)
bluenyc
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You forgot in state coaches hate RR

January 20th, 2011 at 1:52 AM | Where was this? I looked (Score:1)
TheTeamx3
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Where was this? I looked through the board but didn't see anything on it. Thanks

"When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing."
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January 20th, 2011 at 1:56 AM | 5 thread down.  HS coaching (Score:1)
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5 thread down.  HS coaching perspective on Hoke

January 20th, 2011 at 1:45 AM | I will keep adding them as (Score:1)
jhackney
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I will keep adding them as suggestions roll in...or at least try until I passout.

January 20th, 2011 at 1:50 AM | More suggestions (Score:1)
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MLive are still a bunch of ninnies.

Recruiting is showing signs of life.

I am awesome.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

January 20th, 2011 at 1:46 AM | #14 (Score:1)
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No Twitter talk.

----umhannon

January 20th, 2011 at 1:51 AM | #13 (Score:1)
umhannon
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Will Hill. Sour. Airport turd.

----umhannon

January 20th, 2011 at 1:46 AM | mmmmmm illegal substances.... (Score:1)
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This is home...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgijdypJUEQ

January 20th, 2011 at 1:49 AM | Gotta get the cat version (Score:1)
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cocaine

Abort, Retry, Fail?

January 20th, 2011 at 1:52 AM | Where is (Score:1)
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the "There are" thread? 

Days to get MICHIGAN FOOTBALL BACK TO IT'S RIGHTFUL PLACE!!

 

Time to get ready for MICHIGAN FOOTBALL!

 

GO BLUE!!

I am drunk, or I wouldn't be talking to you.


January 20th, 2011 at 1:59 AM | 25 days until we're #3? (Score:1)
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25 days until we're #3?

I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

January 20th, 2011 at 2:03 AM | Where is there is... (Score:1)
ST3
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Maybe he got lucky tonight. Let's see, he regularly posts at midnight on MGoBlog.com. I'm guessing the odds are better he's got a test tomorrow. Crack those books, "There are" guy, we can't afford to lose another Michigan man.

January 20th, 2011 at 1:49 AM | (No subject) (Score:1)
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January 20th, 2011 at 1:49 AM | Don't forget aparently (Score:1)
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Rodriguez was recruiting people to Michigan in the fall of 2007 (http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/ot-happy-football-life-will-hill-former-uf-s...)

Posted from my Dell Venue Pro

Brilliant!

"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - K

January 20th, 2011 at 1:49 AM | This is for you jhackney (Score:1)
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Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman

Greetings from Bolivia.

"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple."  - Gary Moeller

January 20th, 2011 at 1:54 AM | Reminds me of the other gif (Score:1)
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Reminds me of the other gif "no matter how many times you watch this, it will never happen." le sigh.

I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

January 20th, 2011 at 1:58 AM | I haven't seen Black Swan.  (Score:1)
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I haven't seen Black Swan.  Who's the third woman in the picture?  Is she just watching this oh-so-realistic lesbian scene develop?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

January 20th, 2011 at 3:33 AM | HELLO: Mia Kunis: GURU (Score:1)
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HELLO: Mia Kunis:

GURU RATINGS: 5-Star per scout and rivals (9.9 per espn)

OFFERS: I'm sure she gets a lot.  Rings, cars, inheritances.

STATS: See below.

FAKE 40 TIME: She's all real.

YMRMFSMA: That 70's show, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

(you may remember me from such media as...)

-Hail-
 
January 20th, 2011 at 3:38 AM | Inspired by your avitar...I think her and I (Score:1)
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[Should] start off slow, with a welcome home blowjob or something, but... we’ll see how it goes... light some candles, heat up a fuckin’ Lean Cuisine, and go to town...

"We bring you to Michigan to take care of Michigan; your job is to protect that block M."
-Carol Hutchins

January 20th, 2011 at 3:50 AM | There's nothing lean about (Score:1)
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There's nothing lean about Kenny Fuckin Powers.

-Hail-
 
January 20th, 2011 at 3:56 AM | The amount of money I'm about (Score:1)
justingoblue
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The amount of money I'm about to be making would hurt your parents feelings.

"We bring you to Michigan to take care of Michigan; your job is to protect that block M."
-Carol Hutchins

January 20th, 2011 at 3:53 AM | Mila Kunis tops my list of (Score:1)
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Mila Kunis tops my list of Celebrities i most want to sleep with, she is tremendous!

UM football is my heroine

January 20th, 2011 at 6:13 AM | Natalie Portman is number 1 (Score:1)
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Natalie Portman is number 1 on my list.  I am so happy that she is pregnant because I now know that she definately goes all the way!

January 20th, 2011 at 1:55 AM | We gotta posbang the shit out of this gif (Score:1)
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to get ken725 out of Bolivia!  Who's with me?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

January 20th, 2011 at 1:56 AM | Why is he in bolivia too? (Score:1)
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Why is he in bolivia too? Did I miss something?

Posted from my Dell Venue Pro

Brilliant!

"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - K

January 20th, 2011 at 1:57 AM | Yeah dude check his point (Score:1)
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Yeah dude check his point total, it's like -1170 or something.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

January 20th, 2011 at 2:01 AM | Ken (Score:1)
ST3
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Did he earn his large negative total with one poorly thought out post, or is that from multiple bad decisions? FuMan f'd up once. If Ken is a repeat offender, he may have to stay in Bolivian. Where is Profit when we need him?

January 20th, 2011 at 2:06 AM | yea, I got that (Score:1)
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but FuMan got sent to bolivia was because he "started an emo whine thread" during the Iowa game.

Posted from my Dell Venue Pro

Brilliant!

"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - K

January 20th, 2011 at 2:03 AM | but how'd he get there? (Score:1)
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but how'd he get there?

UM football is my heroine

January 20th, 2011 at 2:05 AM | I posted a really bad joke in (Score:1)
ken725
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I posted a really bad joke in the ND rape case thread.  I'm not a repeat offender, it was just one bad joke that got me pwned.  

I agree it was not the time or place and now I am paying the price. 

Greetings from Bolivia.

"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple."  - Gary Moeller

January 20th, 2011 at 2:13 AM | Stay strong! (Score:1)
OMG Shirtless
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I lost 5K for a similar joke in that same thread.

I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.

January 20th, 2011 at 2:14 AM | I only had about 2500ish (Score:1)
ken725
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I only had about 2500ish points banked so that put me at -2500ish.

Greetings from Bolivia.

"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple."  - Gary Moeller

January 20th, 2011 at 2:16 AM | Your avatar (Score:1)
ST3
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is kneeling, suggesting that you are begging the court for mercy. +1 to you Ken.

January 20th, 2011 at 2:01 AM | I was watching That 70's show (Score:1)
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I was watching That 70's show today and I felt so dirty after seeing Mila Kunis in it. It feels like the morning after when you wake up with your dominatrix. A little awkward but you wouldn't trade the night before for anything.

January 20th, 2011 at 2:08 AM | Eh. (Score:1)
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I've seen better set-ups before.

/jaded, world-weary college graduate

Abort, Retry, Fail?

January 20th, 2011 at 3:57 AM | I feel the same watching (Score:1)
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I feel the same watching 'Modern Family'.  Not the mom.  I heard she's in her 20's though so it's okay to admit.

-Hail-
 
January 20th, 2011 at 1:49 AM | Anne Hathaway named Catwoman for upcoming Batman movie!!1!!1 (Score:1)
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January 20th, 2011 at 1:52 AM | Do you think she'll borrow the costume from the Batman Porn? (Score:1)
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I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.

January 20th, 2011 at 1:56 AM | I hope so. (Score:1)
jhackney
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I hope so.

January 20th, 2011 at 1:56 AM | Good use of camel toe. (Score:1)
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Good use of camel toe.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

January 20th, 2011 at 2:13 AM | She's super-good... (Score:1)
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at actorin'!

mgoblog: it's a perfectly cromulent website

January 20th, 2011 at 2:18 AM | I bet she got that nipple (Score:1)
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I bet she got that nipple sticker from M-Den. Brian really needs to come up with an accessories category for the MGoStore.

January 20th, 2011 at 2:20 AM | How about a Block M branding (Score:1)
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How about a Block M branding iron?

Abort, Retry, Fail?

January 20th, 2011 at 2:24 AM | We just need to steal a shipment of them. (Score:1)
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I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.

January 20th, 2011 at 2:20 AM | MGoErotica?   (Score:1)
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MGoErotica?  

Sent From My Commodore 64

January 20th, 2011 at 2:22 AM | I think it's a tattoo... (Score:1)
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that's how much she cares!

mgoblog: it's a perfectly cromulent website

January 20th, 2011 at 2:55 AM | Fun continuity fact... (Score:1)
blue95
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(not that I've studied this scene to any degree or anything)

So it turns into a long-shot where the belt is undone, then goes back to this angle shot -- further along in time -- and the belt is done again.  It's totally like magic, or elves, or perhaps, magic elves.

mgoblog: it's a perfectly cromulent website

January 20th, 2011 at 3:44 AM | Could have been underpants (Score:1)
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Could have been underpants gnomes.

"We bring you to Michigan to take care of Michigan; your job is to protect that block M."
-Carol Hutchins

January 20th, 2011 at 1:51 AM | Darian Cooper could have been (Score:1)
KinesiologyNerd
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Darian Cooper could have been swayed toward Michigan if this had all gone down in December.

I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

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