Gratuitous Off-Season OT Rules POSBANG THREAD!

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January 6th, 2012 at 11:50 AM
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profitgoblue
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Gratuitous Off-Season OT Rules POSBANG THREAD!

In light of Seth's formal declaration that off-season OT rules are now in effect, let us all take a moment to celebrate . . . and POSBANG!

Fire away, people!  The points don't cumulate but a Friday morning posbang still feels oh so good.  In the words of Clark Griswold, "bend over and I'll show you!"

 

(For newer members that are unfamiliar with the posbang, please see the following:

 

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

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January 6th, 2012 at 11:51 AM | P.S. (Score:5 Normal)
profitgoblue
Joined: 09/01/2009
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I posbanged myself!

 

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

January 6th, 2012 at 11:53 AM | There is no better way to do (Score:5 Normal)
HttV Wolverine
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There is no better way to do it my MGoBlog friend.

“What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve and those who stay will be champions.” - Bo 

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January 6th, 2012 at 11:55 AM | An amazing feat (Score:5 Normal)
profitgoblue
Joined: 09/01/2009
MGoPoints: 19415

Since you asked, the most interesting part of this self-posbang is that my hands were ABOVE my desk.  Think about that one for a minute . . .

#mindblown

 

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

January 6th, 2012 at 11:56 AM | #epicmindblown (Score:5 Normal)
HttV Wolverine
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#epicmindblown

“What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve and those who stay will be champions.” - Bo 

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:20 PM | At first blush this does seem (Score:5 Normal)
Red is Blue
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At first blush this does seem amazing, howeva, you could be tricking us.  For example, if you had been sitting on your desk where other parts of your body would also have been "above the desk" and within reach of your hands.

"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.

January 6th, 2012 at 12:34 PM | I hope (Score:5 Normal)
ClearEyesFullHart
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I hope you plan on cleaning that up...

Omnes i facere est vincere 
January 6th, 2012 at 12:40 PM | Sticky key posbang? (Score:5 Normal)
Hokemania
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Sticky key posbang?

Whatcha gonna do, little brother?

January 6th, 2012 at 5:55 PM | Nah, probably just gonna (Score:1)
IowaBlueFan
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Nah, probably just gonna change

January 6th, 2012 at 12:54 PM | Be (Score:3 Normal)
bighousechris
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accountable for it!  http://prevailandride.blogspot.com/2011/04/account-for-your-jizz-man.html

if you don't know about this site, you're welcome. 

<Insert overused meme here>

January 6th, 2012 at 11:58 AM | aka wolverineinabag'ing. (Score:5 Normal)
gajensen
Joined: 02/02/2011
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aka wolverineinabag'ing.

January 6th, 2012 at 11:52 AM | I love posbanging... it is my (Score:5 Normal)
HttV Wolverine
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I love posbanging... it is my favorite activity.

“What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve and those who stay will be champions.” - Bo 

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:41 PM | I considered dropping out of (Score:5 Normal)
Hokemania
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I considered dropping out of school because it was cutting into my posbang time.

Whatcha gonna do, little brother?

January 6th, 2012 at 1:47 PM | I post late and near the top (Score:5 Normal)
ChuckWood
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I post late and near the top to make sure I get my full 5.

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. 

January 6th, 2012 at 11:57 AM | I posbang with my left hand (Score:5 Normal)
gajensen
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I posbang with my left hand ;-)

January 6th, 2012 at 12:00 PM | Since I'm new and shy, I went (Score:5 Normal)
death by trident
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Since I'm new and shy, I went to the bathroom and closed the stall before I did.

January 6th, 2012 at 12:12 PM | I also like to selfposbang (Score:5 Normal)
RowoneEndzone
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I also like to selfposbang when no one is looking.  I like to sit on my arm for 5 minutes and then do it.  B/C the hand is numb it feels like a stranger is posbanging me.  Try it!

"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great.  That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer

January 6th, 2012 at 12:20 PM | I bet... (Score:5 Normal)
Hardware Sushi
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I bet you're a self pos-bang dry guy

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

January 6th, 2012 at 12:36 PM | Niiiiccee!  I like to call (Score:4 Normal)
yoopergoblue
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Niiiiccee!  I like to call that "The Stranger" haha

"They will meet a dastardly fate here for that! There isn't a Michigan Man who wouldn't like go out and scalp those Buckeyes right now."

January 6th, 2012 at 12:11 PM | A posbang thread, you say? (Score:5 Normal)
Moleskyn
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Edit: Does anybody see the GIF I posted here? For some reason, it's not showing up in my browser now, even though it did initially.

January 6th, 2012 at 12:16 PM | Seeing it from MGoDroid (Score:5 Normal)
ajcrmr
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January 6th, 2012 at 12:32 PM | I can see it (Score:5 Normal)
harryddunn
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and it's fantastic.

"The last Saturday in November at 12 o'clock, that ball being kicked off, there’s nothing like it." - Coach Hoke

January 6th, 2012 at 12:01 PM | I still don't . . . (Score:5 Normal)
Wave83
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I read the posbang threads and confess that I am still not totally sure what the hell is going on.  Can someone posbang me so I can see what it feels like?

Thanks in advance.

January 6th, 2012 at 12:04 PM | If enough people posbang you (Score:5 Normal)
gajensen
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If enough people posbang you you are sure to reach posgasm.

January 6th, 2012 at 12:06 PM | That sounds like fun. (Score:5 Normal)
Wave83
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That sounds like fun.  I'm not surprised I am the last to know.

January 6th, 2012 at 1:28 PM | Wait... (Score:5 Normal)
anwonadell
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posbanging isn't a sexual reference, is it???

January 6th, 2012 at 12:01 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:5 Normal)
Philbert
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Well since were in all a good mood. The cb from Tennessee just decommited and according to certain writers he is towards the top of our list. Just saying

 

Touchdown Manningham!  MICHIGAN WINS! 

January 6th, 2012 at 12:24 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
BleedingBlue
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'Murica & Footbaw: That's what Michigan Does

January 6th, 2012 at 12:02 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
Professor X
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January 6th, 2012 at 12:03 PM | Not all is well. Just heard (Score:5 Normal)
elaydin
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Not all is well.

Just heard that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS!

It's even on his campaign page:  http://deadspin.com/5873669/

(hat tip to Ramzy)

January 6th, 2012 at 12:14 PM | HOOKER KILLER (Score:5 Normal)
Moleskyn
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However virtuous the intentions
Or noble the cause
Out of Texas rises a Phoenix
Keeping America prosperous
Even in times of strife
Remembering what made us great
Keeping a promise for our children
Instead of taking their future away
Liberals need a challenger
Living for today and fighting for us
ESPN has given Texas back its son
Republican Craig James for Senate!

January 6th, 2012 at 12:03 PM | I like the positivity, (Score:5 Normal)
jblaze
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but prefer negbangs.

"They're stuck with that quarterback (sophomore Braxton Miller) for the next two or three years, that's fine with me. He throws worse than (Tim) Tebow. - Steve Everitt

January 6th, 2012 at 12:14 PM | In the spirit of posbanging . . . (Score:3 Normal)
profitgoblue
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I negbanged you!

 

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

January 6th, 2012 at 12:29 PM | I appreciate that, PGB. (Score:4 Normal)
jblaze
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Thanks.

"They're stuck with that quarterback (sophomore Braxton Miller) for the next two or three years, that's fine with me. He throws worse than (Tim) Tebow. - Steve Everitt

January 6th, 2012 at 12:04 PM | Pos banging FEELS SO GOOD! (Score:5 Normal)
Huyge Cox
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Pos banging FEELS SO GOOD!

January 6th, 2012 at 12:07 PM | That's what she said! BAM! (Score:5 Normal)
HttV Wolverine
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That's what she said! BAM!

“What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve and those who stay will be champions.” - Bo 

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:24 PM | Nothing like a good PosBang (Score:5 Normal)
a2_electricboogaloo
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Nothing like a good PosBang to start off the day right.

USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011

January 6th, 2012 at 12:04 PM | WITNESS! (Score:5 Normal)
woomba
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January 6th, 2012 at 12:38 PM | Has LSUfreek ever done (Score:5 Normal)
Lionsfan
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Has LSUfreek ever done anything bad?

If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

StraightDave owes me a steak dinner

January 6th, 2012 at 1:39 PM | No (Score:5 Normal)
saveferris
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In fact, for the next posbang thread, can we just have it consist entirely of LSUFreek's greatest hits?  profitgoblue, make this happen?

 

"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

"Fix the cigarette lighter."

January 6th, 2012 at 12:40 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
Moleskyn
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January 6th, 2012 at 1:32 PM | Arrrrgh I hate Missouri! (Score:5 Normal)
Boomer519
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Arrrrgh I hate Missouri!

"This is MICHIGAN ferGODsakes"

January 6th, 2012 at 12:49 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
Moleskyn
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January 6th, 2012 at 12:05 PM | Does this mean we can have (Score:5 Normal)
a2_electricboogaloo
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Does this mean we can have Tool threads now?!

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January 6th, 2012 at 12:39 PM | I think we can only have TOOL (Score:5 Normal)
Hokemania
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I think we can only have TOOL threads.

Whatcha gonna do, little brother?

January 6th, 2012 at 12:42 PM | I think we were thinking of different things... (Score:5 Normal)
a2_electricboogaloo
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January 6th, 2012 at 12:51 PM | Only masochists posbang with (Score:5 Normal)
Hokemania
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Only masochists posbang with those.

Whatcha gonna do, little brother?

January 6th, 2012 at 5:35 PM | Need the right tool for the job! (Score:1)
markinmsp
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No, those are NOT the tools they were talking about!

                                          

January 6th, 2012 at 12:06 PM | I'm gonna posbang you all into my life (Score:5 Normal)
Louie C
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January 6th, 2012 at 12:29 PM | Balzac was a writer? (Score:5 Normal)
Hardware Sushi
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Contaminated water can really make you sick. (turn volume down at work)

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

January 6th, 2012 at 12:09 PM | Posbang for strange iPhone (Score:5 Normal)
a2_electricboogaloo
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Posbang for strange iPhone induced double post!

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