I posbanged myself!
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I posbanged myself!
There is no better way to do it my MGoBlog friend.
Since you asked, the most interesting part of this self-posbang is that my hands were ABOVE my desk. Think about that one for a minute . . .
#mindblown
#epicmindblown
At first blush this does seem amazing, howeva, you could be tricking us. For example, if you had been sitting on your desk where other parts of your body would also have been "above the desk" and within reach of your hands.
I hope you plan on cleaning that up...
Sticky key posbang?
Nah, probably just gonna change
accountable for it! http://prevailandride.blogspot.com/2011/04/account-for-your-jizz-man.html
if you don't know about this site, you're welcome.
aka wolverineinabag'ing.
I love posbanging... it is my favorite activity.
I considered dropping out of school because it was cutting into my posbang time.
I post late and near the top to make sure I get my full 5.
I posbang with my left hand ;-)
Since I'm new and shy, I went to the bathroom and closed the stall before I did.
I also like to selfposbang when no one is looking. I like to sit on my arm for 5 minutes and then do it. B/C the hand is numb it feels like a stranger is posbanging me. Try it!
Edit: Does anybody see the GIF I posted here? For some reason, it's not showing up in my browser now, even though it did initially.
and it's fantastic.
I read the posbang threads and confess that I am still not totally sure what the hell is going on. Can someone posbang me so I can see what it feels like?
Thanks in advance.
If enough people posbang you you are sure to reach posgasm.
Well since were in all a good mood. The cb from Tennessee just decommited and according to certain writers he is towards the top of our list. Just saying
Not all is well.
Just heard that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS!
It's even on his campaign page: http://deadspin.com/5873669/
(hat tip to Ramzy)
However virtuous the intentions
Or noble the cause
Out of Texas rises a Phoenix
Keeping America prosperous
Even in times of strife
Remembering what made us great
Keeping a promise for our children
Instead of taking their future away
Liberals need a challenger
Living for today and fighting for us
ESPN has given Texas back its son
Republican Craig James for Senate!
but prefer negbangs.
I negbanged you!
Thanks.
Pos banging FEELS SO GOOD!
That's what she said! BAM!
Nothing like a good PosBang to start off the day right.
Has LSUfreek ever done anything bad?
In fact, for the next posbang thread, can we just have it consist entirely of LSUFreek's greatest hits? profitgoblue, make this happen?
Arrrrgh I hate Missouri!
Does this mean we can have Tool threads now?!
I think we can only have TOOL threads.
Contaminated water can really make you sick. (turn volume down at work)
Posbang for strange iPhone induced double post!
Hey my karma value is back up to 2! All thanks to you guys <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
MINE TOO!!! +1!!!
LETS ALL GET KARMA OF 3!
LEGGO
The possibility of this excites me.
KARMA LEVEL OF 3. OH MY GODDDDD!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONik-iFlE94
Aww... Embed fail.
slow motion portion, in fact I like to posbang myself in slow motion
I wonder how much the average Karma will go up around here simply due to the Great Posbang Orgy of 2012?
It's really more of a "good karma bang" now. Just doesn't have the ring to it.
Happy Denard makes me happy!
It's such a shame I don't have 100 points to enjoy posbanging myself.
Maybe one day...
#POSBANGEDFORREAL!
(Disclaimer: This shall in now way set precedent for other MGoUsers that are unable to participate in this thread for lack of MGoPoints. I and all of my fellow moderators hereby reserve all rights and complete discretion in this matter.)
can I get points for posbang?
"This shall in now way set precedent for other MGoUsers"
So apparently, it's like, totally a precedent now. Or something.
Great Oden's raven!
(I better re-read this confidentiality agreement I'm working on to make sure the non-compete provision doesn't prevent my company from soliciting ALL business!)
You called?
How bout me? Can I please, huh can I can I?
Thank you oh glorious administrator!
Posbangs are impressive stuff, as is sports science.
Must've seen that 5 times before the game. That SportsScience host has the worst delivery of all time.
impressed by your reference of sports science.
WELLLLL you should get in on this posbang thread
M won the Sugar Bowl PosBang WOOOOOOO!!!
Chuck Norris approves.
Kinda reminds me of his stupid world of warcraft commercials
They're everywhere! It's beautiful.
What does it mean? So intense!
Fridays are an excellent day for a good posbang.
YOU get a posbang! And YOU get a posbang! AND YOU GET A POSBANG!
EVERYBODY GETS HUMPBACK WHALES!!!
and a posbang!
I doubt he cares. Just goes to show what a douchebag he is.
HOW MANY CENTIMETERS DILATED IS THAT ONE GIRL FROM THAT ONE DISNEY SHOW WHAT'S HER NAME OH YEAH MILEY CYRUS NO THAT OTHER ONE WHO MARRIED THE MICHIGAN HOCKEY DUDE
Wow, that was quick moderation. But how can you negbang in a posbang thread? That's so un-Leman.
You mean the one who really knows how to accept a marriage proposal?
I loved how me still tried to knee it as his foot got stuck in the ground. HA
when this happened i thought of Dorf on Golf
I'd love to join in!
I miss when these counted!!!!
too
Hahaha you love yourself some memegenerator, don't you?
May I please have another??
Why not?
my absence was excused though, as I was in Nola, and somehow didn't end up in the street gutter from drinking all the alcohol...pat obriens...how great you are
Greatest picture of Denard EVAR!
MSU has never been to a BCS bowl!!!
What...
MSU has never been to a BCS bowl!!!
busy server = accidental double post
On purpose double posbang
Posbang Brunette Girls subthread....starting with a gorgeous Michigan brunette:
I'd definitely posbang that.
Hell I am sure someone has posbanged themselves to that!
We could all posbang her!
Yuck??
Posgangbang. Too far??
Postbang comments and photos can never go to far....
I'm thinking Arby's
Can someone please have Hoke point at me for my posbang?
My avatar is Hoke pointing and I posbang'd you.
You win the internets for these two.
You're all awesome!
What a great day to have passed the 100 point mark!
I VANT ONE!! LOL
Getting in on this on the go!
Mom said if I spent too much time on MGOBLOG I'd go blind.
Craig James killed 5 hookers at SMU
but I can't pull myself away from this posbang. Its not good to pee while posbanging . . .
Please consult your doctor if you've posbanged for more than 4 hours straight.
Could be painful.
I think of brunette girls when I posbang.
And I'm not sure why........
Laser Wolf. That's fantastic. I applaud you, sir
Posbang for the rippin and the tearin...
The rippin and the tearin...
Make sure no one catches you a sleeping and a snoring.
With the hee haw and the doopsidandle jackafracka free. Jello pudding.
but I am not sure why?
Use a firewall
I came here for the posbang and the mgopoint!
Be gentle.
genteel? perhaps. Gentle? not a chance
I posbanged myself to hard I ended up in a gutter three cities over. Man, that was a night to remember... thank God there was no video evidence.
People who have directtv never wake up in a ditch, nor do they have grandkids with dog collars. This is how I know you have cable.
posBang Restaurant Lite is actually a real product from a company called posBang
I can't believe this is Lloyd's first appearance in this thread! Cheers.
That's a very, very good trifecta. The only thing that I would add is bacon.
Lloyd Brady posBanged Kate Beckinsale and then Brady Hoke cooked him bacon by pointing at it?
Good lord, I can't believe she's over 40 years old.
She's 38, you ALMOST RUINED MY DAY(!)
I need some posbangs... it has been too long...
you know it's a good day when a blank comment gets posbanged
I can't believe this:
Has never been done with that.
but that idea didn't go anywhere with the rest of the family. Fools.
..weeee've....got to...Mister!
Wish me luck in my interview next week!
Gratuitous points in a no point system!
is it OK to be posbanged while not posbanging others? Apparently you don't gain these privaleges until you're sufficiently non-noobish. Don't want to be a selfish posbanger here
Quiet you. Just take your posbangs without reciprocation like a man and enjoy it.
Is it okay? Bend over and we'll show you!
I got posbanged on Bourbon Street.
I like that there are bruises on heeeeerrrrrhiiiiisssss??? her? fun bags.
Can I get in trouble for posbanging at work?
Can I get in trouble for posbanging at work?
Doing it twice increases the chances of getting caught though.
I've never been to a posbang before, should I bring rubber sheets???
Silk threads and large towels are provided.
Tremendous.
Depending on your settings.
You find the bridge and I'll bring the Dr. Pepper!
I loovvvve this bang post
... but there aren't many cooler poopers.
Can I watch?
Posbang is TREMENDOUS!
Does the posbang make up for missing out on Arnett?
This is my first posbang. I promise to (not) tread lightly.
I'm so excited! I can't wait to lose my posbang virginity! They saw posbanging yourself is nothing like the real thing, I hope they're right!
just don't feel the same when you can only get banged by 5 guys at a time.
Today's my 1 year anniversary joining Mgoblog.
I guess I need 100+ points to posbang someone? Is that correct?
Don't worry soon you'll go back, I always do! My karma like a blip.
Karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go....
To posbang from Canada? Oops. Just did it.
Maybe an empty gesture like a pos-bang thread that doesn't count will wake Brian up and let him give us back banging in both directions that really matters. Nope. Didn't think so.
1.Post awesome GIF.
2. Posbang people.
3. ??????
4. Profit.
oh okay why not...bang all night