I was just e-mailed pictures of my three year old daughter wearing an OSU cheerleader outfit, pompons, and even one of those damn block-o decals on her face. Normally this would be cause for a lynching, but it was sent to me by my parents who are watching her today. Although I continue to fight, my 8 year old daughter has already fallen victim to such treachery and declares allegiance to TUOOS. My son, the champion of justice and all things pure that he is, has stayed blue. My son chose his allegiance through his own free will which I did not press, but others have chosen not to allow my daughters to choose without corruption.
Since scorched earth is not an option, I have to come up with other means by which to save my three year old from falling to the dark side. A dangerous and decisive moment is upon my home and I need help.