Grand Prize in a Hypothetical Michigan Promotion
It's off-season, Spring practice is over, and we have had our fill of "prediction" threads. So, let's set the scene for this thread topic:
Imagine: Michigan AD David Brandon decides to try a new marketing campaign to stir up enthusiasm for his first football season as AD. He does so by creating a lottery exclusively for the Michigan faithful. The "cost" to enter the lottery is register for MGoBlog. The Grand Prize in this hypothetical lottery is the winner's choice of the following:
- A week of workouts with Barwis this Summer/Fall
- A week of recruiting visits with RR
- Practice with the team for a week during the season
- Assist Jim Brandstatter with color commentary during any Michigan game this Fall
- Work with David Brandon for a week to improve anything related to Michigan football
- Call one series of offense and defense, respectively, in any game
- Or _______?
Further imagine: You win the Grand Prize. Which prize do you select and why?
Me, I select the option of calling the plays. Why? First, Barwis would kill me and leave my wife a widow. Second, I have been to Pahokee. Third, see the first response. Fourth, I would not be able to resist trying to be Bob Ufer -- and I am no Bob Ufer. Fifth, "improve what"? So, by default, I am calling some plays. It will during a close game against the hated Irish or Buckeyes. After we book the win, Brian will analyze the brilliance -- or lack thereof -- of my play selections, and you, my brethren (and sisters) will comment . . .
It wouldn't hurt anything...except myself.
Practice with the team for a week, so RR can see my mad skillz and I can be the next Kovacs.
O LET DO IT.
I'd select the week of workouts with Barwis. For all of the other options, I see myself being somewhat of a burden to what is trying to be accomplished.
Pick the logical one...you sad panda.
If we are throwing all logic out the window, I'd create my own prize of, "Have sex with the Michigan cheerleader of your choice on top of the Block M at Michigan Stadium".
In order to make this prize worthwhile, I would still insist on the endurance workouts with Barwis being part of the deal..........................
Wait.....what? What sort of endurance workouts will you be doing with Barwis to prepare you for sex with a cheerleader? Never mind, I dont want to know.
If the Barwis workouts don't happen, I would insist on David Terrell being there to give me step-by-step instructions on how to give her, "The bomb ass dick."
If not a cheerleader, how about Charissa Thompson during pre-game warm-ups?
And I totally get the Barwis workouts ... You'd want stamina for a prize like this.
For her. :-)
Sex with Lane Kiffins wife. DB would make that an option wouldn't he?
post a picture of Layla
"oh, yes"
I believe Stewie Griffin said it best, "It appears that my weewee has become stricken with rigamortis."
I'd do the week of practices. I'd do awful on just about every play, but I'd make a few nice ones over the week and then get to tell everyone about how I threw a TD or two against a college team.
Season Tickets with sideline access would be my fantasy prize! But to choose the between the other choices....... Call a defensive series! Of course to do that I would need to be familiar with what calls I would want to make. This would probably mean I would have to be a part of summer practices, so I could make sound decisions. I wouldn't want to give up any big plays due to bad play calling. So, if all that can happen, call a defensive series!
I would go with Barwis workouts because I have to work on my endurance.
Too soon?
I want his ok to be bodysuit man. Just let me "streak" with impunity once. One time. One game. One pinkish white boy running across the field at the big house. Forever etched in everyone's memory. That is all I want.
dad?
There goes a guy wearing a black Speedo with a pink dot on the front!
I'd want to say "our helmets got wings!" on the next Big Ten commercial. And then see if they could post my segment over whatever Danny Hope was going to say.
As much as I wish I didn't have to stop playing football once everyone else outgrew me after 6th grade, whoever would let me (with my intimidating 5'3" height) suit up for a Michigan practice probably took out a life insurance policy on me beforehand.
Hence I'd pick:
1. Make the football student section seating by general admission: "first come, first serve" every Saturday.
or
2. Install bleachers on the field behind the opposing bench for the Big Chill and put the entire Yost student section there.
I vote for 1
I would too, but the student section location for the Big Chill is godawful enough to merit (imaginary) change.
a Brandon-accompanied shopping spree at Cloverfieldtron Scoreboards RUs!
I'm taking the other option and choosing to run out of the tunnel with the team and touch the banner, can you imagine the rush of adrenaline that would be.
It has the added advantage of actually being something Brandon could make happen. Ideally, it would include Rich's talk to the team right before they run out.
I would love to get some season tickets right by the tunnel.
Free Press reoprt: Michigan AD adds more coaches to staff through marketing campaign
... date your favorite Michigan cheerleader instead!
and raise you a volleyball player:
their kneepads are really tight........
Look! GERGs in the house! Look at that majestic hair. /Drool.
...distracted by dorky image of weird wristband-wearing towel/sign-guy.
less towel guy:
moar lines judge too but w.e
do you have a fetish of looking at auxiliary personel?
Decidedly not towards hockey officials as of late....
... the proper technique is, "stop it, set it up... SPIKE IT!"
Why "a" volleyball player, when you can have multiple volleyball players?
I'm just saying...
a group hug...
Trollolo-verine and hot blond pics in one post.
Very well done.
Your moniker (Trollolo-verine) is the officially designated name for my avatar! Well done! +10 points!
Hot blonds and brunettes and they are touching each other's buttocks.
I would love to be in the Michigan Freekbass video
...off an obscure MSU blog which was suggested as their promotional grand prize:
Be thankful you're a Wolverine!
It's like peering into the future at the offspring of Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon. Life will not be kind to him.
#1 Contributing factor to MSU's recruitng classes. They don't want to be normal and hire beautiful women to attract recruits, they hire this person!
Dantonio is licking his lips right now.
When you are recruiting from prisons.
If I won....I merely would want control of MGoBlog. Just sayin...