spoiler alert: i linked this
but someone needs to photoshop that to add one of these coming from his head:
Just need to photoshop in some golden locks...
Gorgeous Al Borges?
YOU ARE A R-E-T-A-R-D!
YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR!
I guess todays dosage of Soldier Boy gives everyone false hope of rhyming well.
It's Soulja Boy. Get it right.
I bet Bobby Digital likes lemonparty.org. That is the only thing that can explain his opinion on Borges' looks.
At least he didn't send your Grandma there...
OMG that's great
WTF you should be banned.
+1'd for getting at least 3 people.
We can call him GAB for short. I hope it sticks. I'll do my part. Did you guys see Gorgeous al Borges (GAB) at the spring game?
Yea. I was all like "Wats up gabby??!?"
We can, but that nickname has been around since his Auburn days, so we can't take credit.
I would wear Rza's watch, but probably wouldn't be able to tell the time with it.
Stuck to your ass like a Victoria Secret wedgie.
Under the condition he can call you 'Kneel and Bobby Digital'
The dude's handsome no doubt about it
The name Georgous Al Borges makes me picture some 1970's pro wrestler. It sounds like a good photoshop project for someone.
"Gorgeous" Al Borges ...
... Heavy-weight Champion of the World!
. . .need to start with the appropriate source material--a 1949 photo of Gorgeous George Wagner. One of the true legends of pro wrestling. . .
(I can't figure out how to make the new link/image insert work correctly, so someone pls feel free to take it from here)
AL-in for Borges
can we come up with a nickname for his scheme? I'm not ready to call this year's offense manball (unless it refers to blocking scheme), not until we're consistently in a 2-TE/2-RB look every down and we have a statuesque qb a few years down the road.
Auburn was the gulf coast, SDSU was the west coast(although not originally), what are we? the banks-of-the-huron-river offense?
Just as long as it's not the "square peg, round hole offense" I'm all for it.
University of Michigan Football: Bottom half of the conference in 2010 - but best looking coaches in 2011.
We're already on our way back - as they say, "If you look good, you'll do good..."
Someone doesn't like why does that someone even comment? Some people just don't need to comment if they don't like the thread.
You can discuss the philosophical implications of "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all". My mom will gladly be a subject matter expert for you.
but posters who get REALLY angry at the OP and make derisive comments that a) lack wit 2) have excess kitten content or d) a condescening combination of the two are always a bit of a mystery to me. Like turning on FoxNews or MSNBC just to get pissed off.
I just thought of a great nickname for our football stadium: "The Big House".
Can we make it a thing?
Like something that stupid will ever stick.
Bishop Borges > Gorgeous Borges
Not a bad idea. Gorgeous is just too hard to spell though. (I know... Sad right? 5 years of high school and I have to rely on my phones spell check to get gorgeous right)
I coined that one a month or two ago in a post. It's true...look it up.
I wasn't really proud of it at the time. But now I like how it sounds.