Gordon Gee Strikes Again
The bow-tied clown/leader of the school down south provides yet another comedy classic. It seems that Tressel's dismissal has nothing whatsoever to do with reducing the impact of future NCAA sanctions. Rather it is another example of an honorable Buckeye doing the right thing.
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=ap-ohiost-ncaacompliance
Seriously, Gordie, you're killing me.
Sure Gordon, and a duck just flew out my butt playing a trombone looking to dot the I on your 50 yard line..
I can't help but think of "quack, quack, quack Mr. Ducksworth".
THAT'S what happens when you forsake tradition in the name of winning at all costs. The ass-exiting duck should've been playing a SOUSAPHONE. Even the ass-dwelling Buckeye ducks are getting it wrong these days. Thanks a lot, Gordon.
OSU's denial is in full overload, much like our Schadenfreude.
"Clown" is the perfect adjective for Gee. Makes you appreciate that no one really associates Mary Sue Coleman with our footall program. School presidents should focus on academics, not sports. That's the AD's job.
Go figure.
Hasn't Mary Sue's name been floated around as possibly getting the head NCAA job?
"School presidents should focus on academics, not sports."
Well when you don't have one, you might as well focus on the other.
Doug Karsch does a great Gordon Gee impression. This will probably provide more great material for him tomorrow.
There comes a time when a comedy skit runs way to long and is no longer funny. This is not one of those times.
Helloooo, reality!
The former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Wolverines are dying by the thousands at the border of Toledo!!!
Plus 1,000,000 for Baghdad Bob reference.
When Michigan basketball was professional, MSC took down the banners and forfeited the games of the fab era. The NCAA just revoked USC's mythical national championship. Which way will tOSU go. Classy like MSC or USC by having the trophy taken from their cold dead hands?
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<br>Gee, I don't know.
I would hardly call how USC handled it classy. They were pretty much hindering the investigation the whole time and that is why their sanctions were pretty severe. And their asshat AD was well, an asshat the entire time
Albeit with poor sentence structure
to do with taking USC's BCS title away, that was done by the BCS. Reggie's Heisman was also taken away by the Downtown Athletic Club and not the NCAA.
The NCAA did force USC to forfeit or vacate games Bush played in, plus other glorious penalties.
Is a innocent party to the ongoing mess in C-Bus, OH. Or at least that is what he tells himself day in, day out.
What's with the bow ties, anyway? Is he in the Nation of Islam, because that would explain a lot . . .
How dare you sir? He is the heir to a popcorn empire (in more ways than one)!
he's not an incompetent at all, he did everything just to sell us popcorn ? ? ?
Too bad Ohio State, its players, coaches, administration, and the vast majority of their fans are too obtuse to be the slightest bit embarrassed by their blundering idiot of a president.
it's not actually. It fits the mold, and further enhances future schadenfreude (like when Gee has to fall on the sword).
NCAA: How can you be so Obtuse?
OSU: What? What did you call me?
NCAA: Obtuse. Is it deliberate?
OSU: Son, you're forgetting yourself
NCAA: The Auto Dealership will have the player's sales slips. Records, Pink slips with their names on them. Sir, if I ever get out, I'd never mention what happens here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering that money.
OSU: Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! Not in this office, not anywhere! (slaps intercom)...Get in here! NOW!
NCAA: I was just trying to rest your mind at ease, that's all.
OSU: (as guards enter) Solitary! A month!
Don't forget the students. Those who don't post pictures of themselves with Gordon on their Facebooks, anyways.
Is for Gordon Gee to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about his school's athletic department for once in his miserable, f-cking, bow tie-clad life. Is that too much to ask?