that I could keep my douchery in, but I think this act has more to do with his not wanting to watch another person die and less to do with how amazing of a guy he is. Theoretically he could have been all like "let the dude freeze" but in reality, I think most able-bodied persons do the same. Good story, but in reality they picked up a drunk off the street and took him home. I'd be more impressed if they had done so when it's 60 degrees out, or if they had braved far worse conditions to do so. I probably desrve to be negged, but "saving his life" is technically true, it wasn't some great sacrifice.
chance of bowl: 13.6%